Idiot ideas you had when you were a kid

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Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Lampsacus posted:

I thought I could build a spaceship of cardboard. To breathe I'd simply have a pot plant that would provide oxygen.
And then I'd have fantasies of piloting it to school. I could have taken my spaceship anywhere but the extent of my fantasies was to drive to school.

i also had plans to build a space ship. i had an old star trek book with "blueprints" so i assumed all i would need to do is put it togeather

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Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

i was a little smarter than that, instead of cardboard I would collect the internal circuitry from broken clock radios and black & white TVs. i needed these components to make the "warp drive"

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Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

dsf posted:

I used to think getting fired meant that you got sent in front of a firing squad.

also i had a great idea for a super-tank with 2 rocket launchers, 2 flame throwers, and a huge laser cannon* that i drew up and wanted to send to the white-house so our army could build it.

*i added a post-script that if lasers were not invented yet that we would have to wait until we came up with them first

you should have sent it to the pentagon, they would have loved it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXQ2lO3ieBA

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