Idiot ideas you had when you were a kid

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Idiot ideas you had when you were a kid

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

i thought ringing the stop request bell on a bus actually physically forced the bus to stop

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YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

Houle posted:

That girls had their vagina around where the penis was, so that if you had a really long penis you could basically skewer her and go into another woman and that that was what threesomes were.

i thought that boys just rubbed their dicks on the outside until sperm came out

posting instances of genital confusion in an "idiots ideas you had as a kid" thread feels like cheating though

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- That women's hair got darker if they lost their virginity, so if I noticed a girl's hair change I assumed she had sex
- I wrote a letter to Missingno asking it to return the Pokemon I lost in a saving battery glitch thinking Missingno was sentient and messing with my game of Pokemon Red

these, however, are amazing

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