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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Dave_Indeed posted:

If I'm on an elevator that gets hosed up and starts falling down the shaft.... or an airplane that's going down... jump, just before impact and I'll be aight.

That was my thought too. Just jump out of the plane when it's like 3 feet off the ground you can make it.

I thought that colors in sunsets were caused my air pollution and that made me really sad. I swear I read it in a Berenstein Bears book, and they lied to me :mad:

I thought that when people died in movies they were actually getting killed, and thought it was sort of wasteful to sacrifice yourself for a movie that might not even be that good.

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
That life is a meritocracy and the people who are most successful worked the hardest to get there

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
My wife's aunt used to do rape kits at a hospital, which meant that she was on-call for overtime whenever a call came in (usually in evenings or early mornings). She's a pretty open person, and never used euphemisms or couched her language around her kids.

Her son's first grade teacher asked her if everything was OK at home, because her son said that his mom was out late at night doing "sexual salts"
She had to start defining some terms for him

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