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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Idiot ideas you had when you were a kid
 
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Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

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Reality TV. You would put cameras in the house so people could see what you were doing.

gently caress me, I could have been rich. Goddamnit.

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Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

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Harald posted:

hot dogs stuffed with spaghetti

Right now Big Hot Dog is stealing this idea from the forums.

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Bacon Taco
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Ralph Hurley posted:

My school mascot was the Bears and our school bags had a snarling cartoon bear on it. When I was in first grade they wanted to change the design of the bear and decided it would be cute to let the kids vote on it. So they passed out a sheet with five or six scary bear faces on it and told us to pick one.

I refused to vote because I thought they were actually going to bring a ferocious bear into the classroom.
My parents still laugh at me for that one.

I was in elementary school during the end of the Vietnam War (I am old as gently caress) and I was terrified I'd be drafted by the NFL. I knew I could get a deferment from the military draft like my dad if I just stayed in school but I didn't know how not to get drafted by football and getting knocked on my rear end.

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