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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
good sex guy: me when becky and i were happy in those halcyon days of yesteryear

bad sex guy: that arrogant rear end in a top hat with perfect hair that becky is with now

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
she beckons me to come to bed, her sultry eyes and naked from enticing me, i approach with one hand held behind my back. as i near her i reveal my hidden surprise, a pineapple. her breath quickens and her eyes dilate as she reaches beneath her pillow, her shaking hands fumbling with an unseen object. my heart stops, fear gripping me as i wait for the reveal, wondering if we are truly compatible.... her hands slowly pull something from the dark, it glistens in the faint light, i can breath again, happiness sweeps over me, its a honey ham.

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