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The good sex guy, Spenta Mainyu, battles endlessly in opposition to the bad sex guy, Angra Mainyu. Humanity, of course, is bent over in the middle and getting it at both ends.

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Goofus finishes first and wants to watch TV while they do it.

Gallant does the exact same thing because our misogynist culture doesn't value women's sexual needs #YesAllSexGuys

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Blaxploitation hero Sexual Jones, a character appearing in more than 35 different films from 1973-1986,[1] is often described in the films as a "bad sex guy."[2] However, the audience is then informed that the characters in the film "can dig it."[3] In this way, Jones can be defined as both a "good sex guy" and a "bad sex guy," a dichotomy that Dr. Cornel West calls "the paradox of black sexuality in white society."[4]

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Sex is like pizza: it gives you diabetes.

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There are good Sex-men, like Cyclops, and bad ones, like Wolverine, but they can still work together.

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I'm the good kind of SEX GUY. *guitar riff* Yeah the good kind of SEX! GUY! *guitar riff*

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Good sex guy: tantric meditation
Bad sex guy: tantric-or-treat

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Piso Mojado posted:

hey which wikihow did you git that from? just curious. i mean if it came from a sex tutorial that would be cool. not that i need it, of course.
I asked my girlfriend(s) to take a picture of me.

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Outside: Oh the places you'll go!

Inside: The mouth, vagina, and anus.

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cda posted:

IO'm such a good sex guy,. that when I take the Myers-Briggs, my MBTI type is GOOD SEX GUY.
Just like Hitler.

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lmbo calrissian posted:

Can I hear more about Sexual Jones?
You should try the movies.

Sexual Jones (1969)

Sexual Jones In Your Business (1969)

Sexual Jones: Good Sex Guy (1970)

Jones vs. Dracula (1972)

Sexual Jones And Dolemite Together At Last (1973)

Sexual Jones And Shaft And Dolemite Together At Last (1973)

Sexual Jones 2 (1975)

Sexual Jones (1984)

Sexual Jones Walks Again (1986)

Sexual Jones: The Man Who Defined The Black Screen And The White Bedroom In The 1970s (1999)

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