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Deep into the thick of the Sex World Championships Steve lands the dismount. The crowd goes wild. A single tear runs down his face as the judges hold up their cards. 10 they all say. Finally, Steve is a good sex guy.
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Draped in a American flag, Steve stands atop the podium. He is flanked by a disappointed Finn and weeping Hungarian. They despair in their inferior medals. Steve has claimed the gold. Finally America has a true champion. Steve the most good sex guy in the world. Gold Medalist Freestyle Gay Division. A national hero.
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Mar 24, 2017 16:40
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The name's Sex Guy, Bad Sex Guy. Gaze into my seductive
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Mar 24, 2017 17:32
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Diligently, the bad sex guy watches youtube tutorials hoping to one day improve.
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Mar 24, 2017 18:08
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I am the sex king of loving otherwise known as the good sex guy.
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Mar 25, 2017 00:35
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I will take you on the ride of your life but you need to sign this waiver first and also bring cash. The tickets to the theme park are $55 each and we need to at least split the gas.
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Mar 25, 2017 00:36
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FactsAreUseless posted:I asked my girlfriend(s) to take a picture of me. As the girlfriends in question we are of one mind and united in this logical path. We took the picture. This is the admin's true form. King of the good sex guys. Also Billy has somehow joined our collective hive mind and won't leave and he is getting weird with his strong opinions about Mountain Dew Baja Blast.
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Mar 25, 2017 02:15
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I am the mediocre sex guy. My partners would describe me as adequate if they existed. And trust me, they do.
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Mar 25, 2017 03:06
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It takes a lot of work being the good sex guy because all she has to do is lie their disappointed in me while I do all the heavy lifting. Seriously Janet I do not think that moving your couch up a flight of stairs counts as foreplay no matter how much you promise that it is a sexy act and look at your phone.
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Mar 25, 2017 17:28
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Sometimes while making a sex I accidentally forge a deep emotional connection and have to skip down in fear. And when I find myself a-fallin' for some girl I hop right into that car of mine and ride around the world.
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Mar 25, 2017 17:35
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If you don't know what type of sex guy you are then I have bad news for you. That means that you are the bad kind. You are a bad sex guy. Good sex guys frequently get very enthusiastic feedback which implies good stuff. So you would know if you were good like me. I am a very powerful good sex guy and everyone tells me.
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