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Was it good for you ma'am? Of course it was, because when it cones to sex...im as good as it gets. *fans and spins penis around hand in a flourish before holsterring it with a tip of my hat*
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Mar 24, 2017 17:50
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Apr 29, 2024 04:58
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I'm the bad kind of sex guy. I'm the kind of sex guy your daughters warned you about. I wear a long moustache and a sport coat. I'm the bad kind of sex guy.
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Mar 24, 2017 17:51
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bad sex guy, talking about sex - the sex? guhh! gah! duurrrrr!
me (good sex guy), talking about sex - *elegantly recites beautiful sexual prose in 4 different languages, causing several people to dramatically fan thenselves before fainting*
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Mar 24, 2017 17:57
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hey which wikihow did you git that from? just curious. i mean if it came from a sex tutorial that would be cool. not that i need it, of course.
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Mar 25, 2017 02:08
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I asked my girlfriend(s) to take a picture of me.
damb we could be brothers
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