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Space Taxi
Good sex guy wrote the Kama Sutra.
Bad sex guy shoplifts Hustler from the convenience store.

Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Mar 25, 2017

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Space Taxi
*Good sex guy spills bad sex guy's drink*

BSG: Hey you spilled my drink! Get ready for a beating.

GSG: I'm good sex guy.

BSG: Sorry sir, my mistake. Here, let me refresh that martini for you.

Space Taxi
*The elite Sex Corp unit lines up to attention on the parade ground in their dress uniforms*

Commander Phillips: Listen up, men. For Bad Sex Guy O'Neil's valor above and beyond the call of duty, he is hereby awarded the Medal of Honor and promoted to Good Sex Guy First Class.

Sex Corp: Hooray!

Space Taxi
When bad sex guy finishes sex he says, "I'm sorry."

When good sex guy finishes sex he says, "You're welcome."

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