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Good sex guy: The 1500s; a monastery somewhere in southern France (don't worry I've translated) Monk: "I don't understand, how can it be that I, a celibate monk could be the one true good sex guy who can save the world from bad sex? Is it not against our teachings? Abbot: "Fear not my son, sometimes our calling can take us outside the Church, follow your true path" Bad sex guy: At the same time, in a monastery in England Monk: "I... I think my calling is to be a good sex guy" Abbot: "Shut your filthy mouth, heathen!! Now bend over and let me fondle your arse you bald young trollop!!!" |
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Bad sex guy: "Hey guys! I'm a good sex guy!!" Good sex guy: "I care about your feelings and I'm here to support you" |
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I'm the good sex guy. You may have read such novelisations of my life as Mills & Boone: A Good Sex Affair Mills & Boone: Good Sex In The Good Sex Hotel With The Good Sex Guy Mills & Boone: Good Sex With The Guy Who Does Good Sex; That's The Good Sex Guy Mills & Boone: I Wish That Guy Would Let Me Cheat On My Husband With Him But He's Just Too drat Noble And Also Good At Sex; He's The Good Sex Guy |
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