i'm the good kind of sex guy

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > i'm the good kind of sex guy

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I am the good sex guy. I sit in the lotus position, meditating on the good sex. I appear to be levitating, but actually I am...oh ho ho, you probably thought I was going to say that I was balancing on my large member, but no, the good sex guy is beyond such frivolously crude humor. No, I actually am hovering off the ground, because I am such a good sex guy, and because my penis is so large its gravitational field can hold me aloft.

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