Magical Riddles

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Space Taxi

Deadmeat Redux posted:

You stand in an orange desert with clouds dotting the sky as you walk the clouds clear
You stand on the green bank of a river, clouds dotting the sky
You wade into the blue river with a clear sky over head and as you wade to the other side clouds appear
You climb onto the green banks with clear skies over head
You walk on to a brown earthy field with clouds over head as you finish your journey the skies clear

What have you done?

Entered a fantasy world apparently. Look around you man! The earth is dying. Fracking is poisoning our water. Global warming is devastating the ecosystem. McDonalds still hasn't brought back the McRib.

The world is a hellscape and no one seems to care. Listen to me!

# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 02:59

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 06:27

Space Taxi

Blanketspace posted:

No you dont seem to get it! The earth is hatching...

Real estate prices are going to take a dive in my area once people realize they are living on a piece of shell about to spin off into space. Anyone want to buy my house? I'll give you a great deal.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 23:32

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