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It's not that hard to outsmart or even kill a xenomorph. I don't think I would have any problem with it. The same goes for the likes of Predator, Freddy Krougar, Jason, and so on. I can think of plenty of ways to survive encounters with any of them, or even turn the tables and kill them myself.
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What would you have done differently if it was your dumbass on the Nostromo?
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 16:51 |
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ROFLburger posted:What would you have done differently if it was your dumbass on the Nostromo? I wouldn't have explored the alien wreckage, instead sending a robot down to do it, its really that simple. Plus my training in Krav Maga (thanks to my time in IT, my salary has allowed me to study martial arts in my leisure time) and small firearms skills, I could easily kill a xenomorph should I come across one. It wouldn't even be a challenge
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 17:43 |
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You can't kill Freddy Kreuger because he's already dead
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 19:38 |
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All you need to do to defeat a xenomorph is pick yourself up by your bootstraps
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 19:55 |
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ROFLburger posted:What would you have done differently if it was your dumbass on the Nostromo?
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 21:08 |
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all you need is your wits and a razor sharp castle forged steel katana folded one thousand times by a master blacksmith to fell these foes
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# ? Mar 24, 2017 22:47 |
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Heh. Killing a xenomorph is simplicity itself... child's play.
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 00:24 |
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I would seduce the Xenomorph with an erotic mating dance
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 01:03 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:I would seduce the Xenomorph with an erotic mating dance No you wouldn't.
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 01:06 |
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Killing a predator, or even a terminator wouldn't even present a challenge to be honest. It's amazing how simple killing alien or robot life would be. Trivial at best.
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 01:06 |
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Marry/gently caress/Kill Alien/Predator/Terminator Marry the Predator, gently caress the Xenomorph, kill the Terminator.
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 01:11 |
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I could beat the Predator with one arm tied behind my back.
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 01:35 |
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*effortlessly evading the Xenomorphs clumsy blows* Ok, this has been fun, but I think it's about time I killed you.
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 01:43 |
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*rips a Xenos head off* Hah Hah Hah, Die!
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 03:05 |
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A predator would acknowledge my superior intellect and just leave me alone
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 18:13 |
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[looks up and smirks] Heh... did you really think I wouldn't notice you? You should run while you still can. *nearby Predator decloaks and runs away*
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 20:42 |
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Arnold: GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!!!!!!!! Me: I'll take my time, thanks.
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 20:46 |
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[Arnold blows out a security guards knees, crippling him for life]: He'll live *i swag over with the MAG-7 semiautomatic shotgun and unload a round in the guards head* Stop loving around....
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 22:08 |
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Oh, you have a little mouth inside your mouth. *pumps shotgun* How cute.
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 23:04 |
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[sipping coffee behind a desk while watching camera feeds from drones shooting up a xenomorph hive]: Heh, nice.
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 23:11 |
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I agree OP, me, my japanese girlfriend and two friendly Yautja killed like a billion of those fucks and I only had my robot gun arm with me
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 00:05 |
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If I saw a xenomorph I would pee myself and likely be killed in seconds.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 01:02 |
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I wish Terminator was real and a machine uprising killed billions of people so I could be one of John Connor's trusted lieutenants.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:48 |
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They don't even have eyes. Even Terminators have eyes.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 03:00 |
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Beer_Suitcase posted:They don't even have eyes. Even Terminators have eyes. One of many weaknesses most people don't think to exploit.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 03:02 |
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I would eat lots of spicy food in space. It would make the xeno baby Unhappy and leave. Predator would have his heat sensor screwed up. Terminator? Not in space ever.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:48 |
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[Destroying several Yautja (Predators) with powerful kicks and gun kata]: Come on, at least make me break a sweat
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:50 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:[Destroying several Yautja (Predators) with powerful kicks and gun kata]: Come on, at least make me break a sweat Lol
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:56 |
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[loving a terminator in the rear end to dominate it] Yeah you like that LOL I bet you do, loving freak.
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 07:56 |
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*Xeno hisses like a cat, extends its little secondary whiny jaw, bangs its stupid oblong head on the ceiling, sprays acid saliva all over the goddamn place* Me: [emits the longest low-pitched snort ever]
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 22:35 |
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What if the real alien is the people
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# ? Mar 27, 2017 06:57 |
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People, xenomorphs, and everything else for that matter are of little concern now that I have completed my study of the blade.
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# ? Mar 27, 2017 15:19 |
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What about a Thing? If you find yourself trapped in an isolated location with a Thing you're pretty much hosed.
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# ? Mar 27, 2017 23:50 |
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HP Hovercraft posted:What about a Thing? If you find yourself trapped in an isolated location with a Thing you're pretty much hosed. That would probably be the easiest thing in the entire world to beat. Easiest alien life form to kill. Period.
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 00:36 |
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*nearby dog splits open and morphs into grotesque entity* Me: [sighing, slipping on brass knuckles] Really? This is A Thing now? This is A Thing in TYOOL 2017? Cripes...
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 01:57 |
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HP Hovercraft posted:What about a Thing? If you find yourself trapped in an isolated location with a Thing you're pretty much hosed. *radioing in from sniper position on roof* Isolated location... right...
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 02:56 |
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Lumpy the Cook posted:*nearby dog splits open and morphs into grotesque entity* net cafe scandal posted:*radioing in from sniper position on roof* Isolated location... right... Lmao
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# ? Mar 28, 2017 04:40 |
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[Falling asleep on purpose to kill Freddy]
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Palpek posted:Kill the loving alien nightmare worm that just burst out of your colleague's chest with a fork despite the other colleague shouting 'no!'. The end. Black Baby Goku posted:I wouldn't have explored the alien wreckage, instead sending a robot down to do it, its really that simple. Plus my training in Krav Maga (thanks to my time in IT, my salary has allowed me to study martial arts in my leisure time) and small firearms skills, I could easily kill a xenomorph should I come across one. It wouldn't even be a challenge aw poo poo
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