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Black Baby Goku posted:[Falling asleep on purpose to kill Freddy] That was the plot to a Nightmare on Elm Street film that was being optioned a few years back IIRC
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Improbable Lobster posted:That was the plot to a Nightmare on Elm Street film that was being optioned a few years back IIRC IT was the plot already, in Freddy 6
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Mar 29, 2017 02:44
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In a darkened warehouse with no backup, I ruthlessly beat the fuckshit out of Red Forman, Leland Palmer etc using just regular human MMA moves.
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Mar 29, 2017 04:36
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Black Baby Goku posted:IT was the plot already, in Freddy 6 Freddy Kruger is just a regular old pedophile with burn marks and a gay rear end glove. With my several trainings into lucid dreaming that I had with the help of Kratom and Elsa/Spiderman ASMRs I can definitely say for sure that even on the dream world I'd kick his diddler rear end forward and back with my bare fists and a dream chainsaw on my hands.
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Mar 29, 2017 08:04
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I thought it was weird that apparently not a lot of people out in the country around this camp have firearms with which to shoot Jason- or at least not good ones I live in the midwest and most of the property on pretty much all the lakes I've been to here is owned by heavily armed rednecks If Jason attempted to slash up the lovely camps I used to go to he'd get mowed down in a hail of gunfire from like a dozen meticulously customized ARs
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Mar 29, 2017 13:00
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Plutonis posted:Freddy Kruger is just a regular old pedophile with burn marks and a gay rear end glove. With my several trainings into lucid dreaming that I had with the help of Kratom and Elsa/Spiderman ASMRs I can definitely say for sure that even on the dream world I'd kick his diddler rear end forward and back with my bare fists and a dream chainsaw on my hands. Lol
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Mar 29, 2017 14:19
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(Jason punches a mans head off and the head lands in a trash bin, which then slams shut) (I walk from the shadows behind the bin doing a slow clap) real nice Jase... but if you're done warming up I'm going to kick your rear end.
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Mar 29, 2017 21:53
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Freddy Kruger? This is a nightmare then... I fear nothing more than wasting my skills on pathetic, weak opponents. *sighs* very well...
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Mar 29, 2017 21:55
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Work Friend Keven posted:Freddy Kruger? This is a nightmare then... I fear nothing more than wasting my skills on pathetic, weak opponents. *sighs* very well... Lol
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Mar 29, 2017 21:55
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(My first punch to the terminator blows his entire face off, revealing its metal skull) ah... for the first time in 10 years I can fight without holding back.. don't break too easily!
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Mar 29, 2017 21:58
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*Interrupting Hannibal Lecter mid-speech* Get out of my way you gay old man.
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Mar 29, 2017 22:13
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Work Friend Keven posted:Freddy Kruger? This is a nightmare then... I fear nothing more than wasting my skills on pathetic, weak opponents. *sighs* very well...
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Mar 30, 2017 00:22
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[Puts down an even better business card than Patrick Bateman] Oh this?
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Mar 30, 2017 00:23
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Work Friend Keven posted:(Jason punches a mans head off and the head lands in a trash bin, which then slams shut) (I walk from the shadows behind the bin doing a slow clap) real nice Jase... but if you're done warming up I'm going to kick your rear end. Lol
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Mar 30, 2017 00:29
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[saunters up to the pedestal with the gold statue on it and easily replaces it with a similarly weight bag of dirt without even hesitating]
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Mar 30, 2017 00:32
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In Training posted:[saunters up to the pedestal with the gold statue on it and easily replaces it with a similarly weight bag of dirt without even hesitating] Lol
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Mar 30, 2017 02:09
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[Knows exactly where my pipe is without even wondering about it]
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Mar 30, 2017 02:09
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IRon Man: When this is all over, I'm going to take you guys out for shawarma Me: I actually have reservations for the Momofuku Ko today so... yeah... no.
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Mar 30, 2017 02:31
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Alien: Look at my poo poo! Look at my poo poo! This is... my.. this is my dark tanning oil, lay out by the Pool Me: That's actually not a big deal to me. I could also have tanning oil exactly like that if I wanted it, which I don't.
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Mar 30, 2017 02:35
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Work Friend Keven posted:IRon Man: When this is all over, I'm going to take you guys out for shawarma Lmfao
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Mar 30, 2017 02:54
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Work Friend Keven posted:IRon Man: When this is all over, I'm going to take you guys out for shawarma Lol
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Mar 30, 2017 02:57
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In Training posted:[saunters up to the pedestal with the gold statue on it and easily replaces it with a similarly weight bag of dirt without even hesitating]
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Mar 30, 2017 03:47
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*using the programming skills I picked up by playing Shenzhen I/O I disable the airlock override button remotely, preventing Ash from allowing the away team ingress. Kane still dies, but the Alien is left to rot on LV-426*
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Mar 30, 2017 04:27
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[Reading out of the Necronomicon Ex-mortis and loving up the words on purpose with a smile on my face]
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Mar 30, 2017 04:33
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Work Friend Keven posted:Alien: Look at my poo poo! Look at my poo poo! This is... my.. this is my dark tanning oil, lay out by the Pool Ahaha
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Mar 30, 2017 04:38
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Tyler Durden: ...Never been in a fight. You? Me: Yes. Dozens. Tyler Durden: oh
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Mar 30, 2017 04:47
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Jenny Agutter posted:Tyler Durden: ...Never been in a fight. You? Lol
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Mar 30, 2017 04:49
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Work Friend Keven posted:Alien: Look at my poo poo! Look at my poo poo! This is... my.. this is my dark tanning oil, lay out by the Pool 
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Mar 30, 2017 04:50
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[suddenly, independently recognizes the Matrix is an illusion and flies into the sky] Wow, you guys really thought this could trick me? The human eye naturally sees at 30 frames a second and anything more than that looks artificial.
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Mar 30, 2017 04:51
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Jenny Agutter posted:Tyler Durden: ...Never been in a fight. You? Lol
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Mar 30, 2017 04:53
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Me: Klaatu... Barada... (Suddenly raises middle finger) FUCKYOU!! (A bunch of wimpy rear end 50s people die of shock and Klaatu retreats into the spaceship, crying)
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Mar 30, 2017 05:09
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Jenny Agutter posted:Tyler Durden: ...Never been in a fight. You? Lol.
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Mar 30, 2017 05:40
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Patrick Bateman: "Do you like Huey Lewis and the News" Me: "Of course I do it's the 80s now put the axe down and let's do some cocaine bitch"
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Mar 30, 2017 06:02
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Xenomorphs have acid blood. Shoot them with baking soda bullets, problem solved. Bit messy, I guess. But you'd get lots of views on space youtube.
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Mar 30, 2017 06:15
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*Takes a strong sleeping pill before sliding a tab of LSD under my tounge* Ok Freddy, you're in my world now.
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*strides into funhouse mirror maze, shattering Eminem's 4.28 words per second record by candymanning furiously*
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Mar 30, 2017 06:39
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"Mr Snipes." I say, nodding to the croupier as I methodically place my $10,000 chips down on 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 12, 14, 16, 18, 19, 21, 23, 25, 27, 30, 32, 34, 36, 0 and 00.
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Mar 30, 2017 06:44
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Jenny Agutter posted:Tyler Durden: ...Never been in a fight. You? Lmao. This forum is great
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Tyler Durden: "I want you to hit me as hard as you can." Me: "No.. No you don't my friend."
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