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If I saw a xenomorph I would pee myself and likely be killed in seconds.
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Work Friend Keven posted:(Jason punches a mans head off and the head lands in a trash bin, which then slams shut) (I walk from the shadows behind the bin doing a slow clap) real nice Jase... but if you're done warming up I'm going to kick your rear end. Lol
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[saunters up to the pedestal with the gold statue on it and easily replaces it with a similarly weight bag of dirt without even hesitating]
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Mar 30, 2017 00:32
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Jenny Agutter posted:Tyler Durden: ...Never been in a fight. You? Lol
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Mar 30, 2017 04:49
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net cafe scandal posted:*smash cut to Tyler Durden's funeral*
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Mar 30, 2017 13:29
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[shaking my head and chuckling as the cops carry Pee Wee Herman away from the movie theatre before stealthily blowing my load into a carefully concealed tissue packet inside my comically oversized trenchcoat]
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Mar 30, 2017 14:23
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Work Friend Keven posted:ED-209: you have five seconds to comply.
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Mar 30, 2017 18:09
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Who watches the watchmen? Me [watching the movie on my big tv] Me dumbass.
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[beats Vin Diesel in a street race without even shifting out of first gear]
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