Xenomorphs aren't that big of a threat

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Xenomorphs aren't that big of a threat

Jenny Agutter: Mar 18, 2009

Work Friend Keven posted:

Alien: Look at my poo poo! Look at my poo poo! This is... my.. this is my dark tanning oil, lay out by the Pool

Me: That's actually not a big deal to me. I could also have tanning oil exactly like that if I wanted it, which I don't.

Ahaha

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Jenny Agutter: Mar 18, 2009

Tyler Durden: ...Never been in a fight. You?

Me: Yes. Dozens.

Tyler Durden: oh

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Jenny Agutter: Mar 18, 2009

In Training posted:

[shaking my head and chuckling as the cops carry Pee Wee Herman away from the movie theatre before stealthily blowing my load into a carefully concealed tissue packet inside my comically oversized trenchcoat]

Jesus lmao

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