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ROFLburger posted:What would you have done differently if it was your dumbass on the Nostromo? I wouldn't have explored the alien wreckage, instead sending a robot down to do it, its really that simple. Plus my training in Krav Maga (thanks to my time in IT, my salary has allowed me to study martial arts in my leisure time) and small firearms skills, I could easily kill a xenomorph should I come across one. It wouldn't even be a challenge
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Improbable Lobster posted:I would seduce the Xenomorph with an erotic mating dance No you wouldn't.
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Killing a predator, or even a terminator wouldn't even present a challenge to be honest. It's amazing how simple killing alien or robot life would be. Trivial at best.
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Mar 25, 2017 01:06
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*rips a Xenos head off* Hah Hah Hah, Die!
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Mar 25, 2017 03:05
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[Arnold blows out a security guards knees, crippling him for life]: He'll live *i swag over with the MAG-7 semiautomatic shotgun and unload a round in the guards head* Stop loving around....
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Improbable Lobster posted:[Destroying several Yautja (Predators) with powerful kicks and gun kata]: Come on, at least make me break a sweat Lol
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Mar 26, 2017 07:56
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[loving a terminator in the rear end to dominate it] Yeah you like that LOL I bet you do, loving freak.
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Mar 26, 2017 07:56
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HP Hovercraft posted:What about a Thing? If you find yourself trapped in an isolated location with a Thing you're pretty much hosed. That would probably be the easiest thing in the entire world to beat. Easiest alien life form to kill. Period.
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Mar 28, 2017 00:36
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Lumpy the Cook posted:*nearby dog splits open and morphs into grotesque entity* net cafe scandal posted:*radioing in from sniper position on roof* Isolated location... right... Lmao
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Mar 28, 2017 04:40
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[Falling asleep on purpose to kill Freddy]
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Mar 28, 2017 04:40
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Improbable Lobster posted:That was the plot to a Nightmare on Elm Street film that was being optioned a few years back IIRC IT was the plot already, in Freddy 6
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Mar 29, 2017 02:44
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Plutonis posted:Freddy Kruger is just a regular old pedophile with burn marks and a gay rear end glove. With my several trainings into lucid dreaming that I had with the help of Kratom and Elsa/Spiderman ASMRs I can definitely say for sure that even on the dream world I'd kick his diddler rear end forward and back with my bare fists and a dream chainsaw on my hands. Lol
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Mar 29, 2017 14:19
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Work Friend Keven posted:Freddy Kruger? This is a nightmare then... I fear nothing more than wasting my skills on pathetic, weak opponents. *sighs* very well...
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Mar 30, 2017 00:22
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[Puts down an even better business card than Patrick Bateman] Oh this?
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Mar 30, 2017 00:23
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In Training posted:[saunters up to the pedestal with the gold statue on it and easily replaces it with a similarly weight bag of dirt without even hesitating] Lol
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Mar 30, 2017 02:09
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[Knows exactly where my pipe is without even wondering about it]
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Mar 30, 2017 02:09
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Work Friend Keven posted:IRon Man: When this is all over, I'm going to take you guys out for shawarma Lol
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Mar 30, 2017 02:57
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[Reading out of the Necronomicon Ex-mortis and loving up the words on purpose with a smile on my face]
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Mar 30, 2017 04:33
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Jenny Agutter posted:Tyler Durden: ...Never been in a fight. You? Lmao. This forum is great
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Mar 30, 2017 07:54
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no they will not posted:Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill— [Morpheus opens his hand, and reacts with a start when he realizes it is empty] huh? How did... Lmao
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Lumpy the Cook posted:*simply walks into Mordor* LOL
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Mar 30, 2017 17:30
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Terminator: I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle Genius IT guy: oh GOD are they still making Cyberdyne Systems Series 800 Resistance Infiltrator Model-101 Version 2s? Jesus Christ this company is backwards.
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Lumpy the Cook posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: an island of chill and magic in a sea of madness. > Cool Crew Chat Central > The Cyberdyne SKYNET Mock Thread, Year 5: The T-1000 Has The Wrong Kind Of Mercury Polyalloy
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Mar 30, 2017 18:17
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[Beats the Space Jam team easily, helping out the aliens] Oh you mad huh?
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Mar 30, 2017 18:18
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[Using advanced software I personally developed to guarantee the Angels don't win their division, angels playing the outfield or otherwise]
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[Shoots butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid in the head with one bullet while they are arguing about jumping into the river]
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