Xenomorphs aren't that big of a threat

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

I would seduce the Xenomorph with an erotic mating dance

# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 01:03

# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:00

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Marry/gently caress/Kill Alien/Predator/Terminator

Marry the Predator, gently caress the Xenomorph, kill the Terminator.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2017 01:11

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

[Destroying several Yautja (Predators) with powerful kicks and gun kata]: Come on, at least make me break a sweat

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 07:50

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

[Falling asleep on purpose to kill Freddy]

That was the plot to a Nightmare on Elm Street film that was being optioned a few years back IIRC

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 01:26

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

[barges into the studio] Hey Frost, you're interview sucks, I'm taking over now [DESTROYS Nixon with well timed hardball questions]

# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 20:13

# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:00

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

*drives to yuma in my cool sports car instead of taking the train like a DUMBASS*

# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 03:19

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