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Freddy Kruger? This is a nightmare then... I fear nothing more than wasting my skills on pathetic, weak opponents. *sighs* very well...
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(My first punch to the terminator blows his entire face off, revealing its metal skull) ah... for the first time in 10 years I can fight without holding back.. don't break too easily!
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IRon Man: When this is all over, I'm going to take you guys out for shawarma Me: I actually have reservations for the Momofuku Ko today so... yeah... no.
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Alien: Look at my poo poo! Look at my poo poo! This is... my.. this is my dark tanning oil, lay out by the Pool Me: That's actually not a big deal to me. I could also have tanning oil exactly like that if I wanted it, which I don't.
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ED-209: you have five seconds to comply. Me: I'll only need one.
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Blake: as you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Me: excuse me... I actually work in the IT department and as a result make a very decent salary with no need for the pressure of sales, and actually I have technical knowledge which far exceeds yours. If I wanted something as childish as a Cadillac, I could easily afford one. But I'm mostly into drones these days. Blake: My mistake sir. Could you please direct me to the sales floor?
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Princess Leia: I love you! Han Solo: I know. Me, Keven: wow, that was really disrespectful. As a male ally, I feel that women should be treated with respect and we should listen to and aknowlege their feelings and opinions. Also, as an aside, I know the force and can jump even higher than Luke can.
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Mar 30, 2017 18:11
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The Joker: Hrnnnnn do you want to see a magic trick? Me: no. The Joker: I'm going to make this p- Me: I said no, dork. The Joker: (licking his lips like a dumbass)
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Mar 30, 2017 18:23
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ANTON CHIGURH slowly raises the cattle gun to KEVEN's head. Keven is afraid, placid. The gun moves upwards and rests, gently, in the center of his forehead. CUT TO: Reverse shot. Now Antons face fills the frame. A matching cattle gun rests against his forehead, as well. The normally unflappable Anton's eye twitches. CUT TO: Back to Keven. The cattle gun against his forehead trembles slightly. He SMIRKS. Keven: Alright pal. Let's dance.
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I don't want to do any more posts go ahead and goldmine.
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