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We know they eat, but do they also poop? like, does a zombie that still has it's digestive system eat brains, process the brains and then poop out the waste elements of this processing? If zombies do poop, how much of their GI tract do they need for what comes out to be considered poop. If they don't poop, then what the hell? Answers will be graded. Please show your work. |
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Mar 25, 2017 01:05
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Zombies shovel gore into their maws quickly to power their metabolism, normal living beings convert food into energy and the residual matter is excreted as poop but with a zombie it's all converted through the dark magics that empower them and animates them, along with the necromancer directing the silvery astral tendril from the negative material plane that makes them eat entrails and especially brains. There was however one case where a guy was on the toilet with a chronic case of constipation and was consequently attacked and subsequently turned by a zombie and attacked the neighborhood with a menacing, dangling zombie doo-doo that terrorized and fascinated onlookers and caused many a shotgun-toting townsfolk to exclaim, before firing a shot- "is that a doo-doo sticking out of his butt?" but before they could utter the second "doo" in "doo-doo" the turd murderer would eviscerate them and move on to the next victim but that wasn't actually having a proper poo poo. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 25, 2017 01:41
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:We know they eat, but do they also poop? like, does a zombie that still has it's digestive system eat brains, process the brains and then poop out the waste elements of this processing? If zombies do poop, how much of their GI tract do they need for what comes out to be considered poop. If they don't poop, then what the hell? Answers will be graded. Please show your work. |
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Mar 25, 2017 01:43
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Zombies don't have a working digestive system so whatever they eat just comes out the other end. It's great if you are eaten whole. You just end up going for a slimy water slide ride and come out unscathed. This is a pro zombie survival tip. If attacked by a zombie, dive into their mouth and enjoy the ride. |
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Mar 25, 2017 02:09
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Zombies are fictional. |
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Mar 25, 2017 02:46
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mister magpie posted:Zombies are fictional. lots of fictional creatures poop, though. dinosaurs, for instance
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Mar 25, 2017 02:50
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If they are made up you can invent any traits you want. For instance, in my mind, zombies can run up to 120 mph, have teleportation abilities, speak seven languages, and are good at sex. |
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Mar 25, 2017 02:52
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mister magpie posted:If they are made up you can invent any traits you want. For instance, in my mind, zombies can run up to 120 mph, have teleportation abilities, speak seven languages, and are good at sex. ...hosed up
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Mar 25, 2017 02:54
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thats why you always ALWAYS aim for their butts |
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Mar 25, 2017 02:58
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Little know fact zombies actually invented pooping but got bored of it after us humans started copying them.
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Mar 25, 2017 03:03
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Zombies want our brains but plants have the guns. Zombies don't need to eat so they don't care about what they eat or if they are actually eating. Remember Bernie couldn't eat being that he was dead, he was boring. You got to get down to the zombies way of thinking which is not to think, just to be driven to the nearest thinking human and comsume. Brains or poo poo they don't care because their reward system is hosed up. Try dealing with some. |
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Mar 25, 2017 04:16
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Piso Mojado posted:thats why you always ALWAYS aim for their butts |
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Mar 25, 2017 06:19
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mister magpie posted:If they are made up you can invent any traits you want. For instance, in my mind, zombies can run up to 120 mph, have teleportation abilities, speak seven languages, and are good at sex. Zombies are real, though. Look around you about 15 minutes before your shift ends, the glazed looks and the way your co-workers shuffle about. ZOMBIES, man! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Mar 25, 2017 12:54
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i think the real question is: do they wipe?
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Mar 25, 2017 13:47
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followup: do lady zombies go to the restroom in groups during/after a brain feast to apply makeup and talk trash about the boy zombies? or am I just reducing these brain-eating monsters to a cartoonish stereotype? |
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Mar 25, 2017 13:58
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lady zombies walk like this *walks ladylike but stiff* and man zombies walk like this *lurches forward stiffly* YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT! YOU KNOW IT! *audiences roars in approval*
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Mar 25, 2017 14:03
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*seinfeld bass slap* and what's the deal with airline pilots' brains anyway? *laughter, hoots and hollers, some faint cries of "brains"* |
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Mar 25, 2017 14:07
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*jerry and george sit on jerry's couch moaning to each other about the quality of the brains they are eating* jerry: ........ george: ........ *there is a small thud at jerry's door and as it creaks open kramer can be seen slowly shuffling his way into the apartment, the crowd cheers wildly* kramer: ....... *crowd's cheering intensifies as jerry and george turn to greet kramer*
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Mar 25, 2017 14:11
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"it's a show about nothing," croaks george. "a bunch of unzombified survivors gather in a shopping mall, get surrounded by the shambling undead, try to carry on normal lives but are eventually overrun and eaten in a metaphor for the pernicious nature of modern consumer culture? that's a show." |
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Mar 25, 2017 14:18
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Manifisto posted:"it's a show about nothing," croaks george. "a bunch of unzombified survivors gather in a shopping mall, get surrounded by the shambling undead, try to carry on normal lives but are eventually overrun and eaten in a metaphor for the pernicious nature of modern consumer culture? that's a show."
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Mar 25, 2017 14:23
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Zombies eat brains, so they poop brains. This poop must be the most intelligent matter in the universe since 100% of it's body mass is grey matter. There are serious ethical implications to pooping out highly intelligent beings that we need to examine before we reach the point of unleashing a zombie virus on the world. I personally am against passing intelligent beings through the bowels and I would like you to sign my petition. |
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Mar 26, 2017 01:21
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Space Taxi posted:Zombies eat brains, so they poop brains. One weird trick college kids use to ace exams that hunters hate eat zombie poo |
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Mar 26, 2017 01:25
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Hot off the AP wire: Federal govt not sure how to deal with smartpoo bar proliferation in college towns, schedules zombie scat in new category "infinity + 1" |
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Mar 26, 2017 01:30
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Crockett kicks down the door to the warehouse. Tubbs walks over to the stack of kilo bags and cuts one open. He dips his little finger into the contents and touches it to his tongue. "We were right, Crockett," he says. "Zombie poo." |
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Mar 26, 2017 01:45
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As a zombie I would eat poo poo for brains, much like real life. |
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Mar 26, 2017 04:22
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iHuman eats zombie poop to gain their memories and solve crimes. Or at least, she says that's why she does it, and who am I to contradict her? |
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Mar 26, 2017 05:24
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Zombies don't eat people. That's an urban legend. They just bite them a lot. Like Cookie Monster does with cookies. None of it makes it down the mouth.
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Mar 26, 2017 10:30
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Zombies chew, but they do not swallow. They spit, like wine tasters.
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Mar 26, 2017 10:31
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People think that zombies can't move fast or talk because they just stumble around groaning all the time. Truth is they are just really constipated.
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Mar 26, 2017 11:32
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nah man they just absorb everything but bone, like snakes. watch out for snake pooping zombies.
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Mar 26, 2017 18:21
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well lets start with do zombies pee
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Mar 26, 2017 22:14
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Rushi posted:well lets start with do zombies pee no, but vampires do |
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Mar 26, 2017 22:46
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anyone tried making a nice dinner for zombies? maybe they wouldn't be so aggressive if they werent so hungry |
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Mar 26, 2017 22:45
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Zombies are actually vegans. They swallow meat but don't digest it so it's okay. (The sneaky ones digest some of the juice but they don't admit it) |
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Mar 26, 2017 23:37
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vegan brains: just steamed cauliflower vegan zombies: listless, depressed |
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Mar 27, 2017 00:14
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:lots of fictional creatures poop, though. dinosaurs, for instance im the ringing poopphone in jurassic park whatever
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Mar 27, 2017 01:01
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Luvcow posted:*jerry and george sit on jerry's couch moaning to each other about the quality of the brains they are eating* lol |
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Mar 27, 2017 01:46
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watchin the walkin dead aint seen no poops just spoops! |
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Mar 27, 2017 02:43
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"Do zombies poop?" [I take off my glasses and wipe them with a small rag] "Only when they eat your poo poo-for-brains" |
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Mar 27, 2017 11:57
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:"Do zombies poop?" After that, do they puke? Like if zombies eat a really dumb brain do they get nauseous? Can zombies puke?
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Mar 27, 2017 12:43
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