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Zombies shovel gore into their maws quickly to power their metabolism, normal living beings convert food into energy and the residual matter is excreted as poop but with a zombie it's all converted through the dark magics that empower them and animates them, along with the necromancer directing the silvery astral tendril from the negative material plane that makes them eat entrails and especially brains. There was however one case where a guy was on the toilet with a chronic case of constipation and was consequently attacked and subsequently turned by a zombie and attacked the neighborhood with a menacing, dangling zombie doo-doo that terrorized and fascinated onlookers and caused many a shotgun-toting townsfolk to exclaim, before firing a shot- "is that a doo-doo sticking out of his butt?" but before they could utter the second "doo" in "doo-doo" the turd murderer would eviscerate them and move on to the next victim but that wasn't actually having a proper poo poo. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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mister magpie posted:If they are made up you can invent any traits you want. For instance, in my mind, zombies can run up to 120 mph, have teleportation abilities, speak seven languages, and are good at sex. Zombies are real, though. Look around you about 15 minutes before your shift ends, the glazed looks and the way your co-workers shuffle about. ZOMBIES, man! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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