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Zombies don't have a working digestive system so whatever they eat just comes out the other end. It's great if you are eaten whole. You just end up going for a slimy water slide ride and come out unscathed. This is a pro zombie survival tip. If attacked by a zombie, dive into their mouth and enjoy the ride. |
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Zombies eat brains, so they poop brains. This poop must be the most intelligent matter in the universe since 100% of it's body mass is grey matter. There are serious ethical implications to pooping out highly intelligent beings that we need to examine before we reach the point of unleashing a zombie virus on the world. I personally am against passing intelligent beings through the bowels and I would like you to sign my petition. |
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Mar 26, 2017 01:21
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Crockett kicks down the door to the warehouse. Tubbs walks over to the stack of kilo bags and cuts one open. He dips his little finger into the contents and touches it to his tongue. "We were right, Crockett," he says. "Zombie poo." |
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Mar 26, 2017 01:45
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Zombies are actually vegans. They swallow meat but don't digest it so it's okay. (The sneaky ones digest some of the juice but they don't admit it) |
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Mar 26, 2017 23:37
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The bigger philosophical question is do zombies shart. And if they do, are they embarrassed by it. |
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Mar 27, 2017 23:44
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They probably get gassy.
Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Mar 29, 2017 |
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