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Holy bananas I just realized I have like... 4 or 5 of those loopy things on my keyring and I have no idea how I acquired them or why I have so many |
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Update: I attempted to wrestle them off and have injured my thumbnail. I've asked my friends and they ALSO have too many of them, and no idea where they came from |
# ? Mar 25, 2017 16:49 |
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they are called split rings and I once had to buy a packet of 3 of them from a hardware store because I did not have enough of them let that sink in I did not have enough split rings and actually spent money to acquire more I have no idea how the cosmic equilibrium came to be so unbalanced is there a god of split rings? did I perhaps anger him/her? |
# ? Mar 25, 2017 16:53 |
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They must be called split rings because whenever you try and wrestle them off you have to do a 2v2 match like in WWFwhere it's like four dudes but instead of dudes it's your fingernails and a screwdriver fighting each side desperately trying to free a key loose |
# ? Mar 25, 2017 16:56 |
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vanisher posted:They must be called split rings because whenever you try and wrestle them off you have to do a 2v2 match like in WWFwhere it's like four dudes but instead of dudes it's your fingernails and a screwdriver fighting each side desperately trying to free a key loose I would not have expected it, but Amazon sells a solution to your highly specific problem https://www.amazon.com/Split-Pliers-Opening-Jewelry-Tackle/dp/B00G9CJJGE actually you have a choice of manufacturers, colors, and sizes I feel like these should be available to the general public at no charge, maybe they could be chained to mailboxes or something |
# ? Mar 25, 2017 17:00 |
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you've put your keys on a chinese ring puzzle. give your keys to a talented youth and have them solve the puzzle. unlock the secret to the Emperor's hidden treasure
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 17:37 |
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Same, but dicks. edit: Not dicks on my keyring, dicks on me edit 2: They're my dicks edit 3: I mean part of my body, not just that I own them edit 4: By "part of my body" I don't mean "other dicks that are inside me" edit 5: You know what? Screw this. I don't have to explain myself to you |
# ? Mar 25, 2017 17:37 |
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you've put your dicks on a chinese dick puzzle. give your dicks to a talented
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 17:42 |
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Manifisto posted:I would not have expected it, but Amazon sells a solution to your highly specific problem i actually used to own one of these for putting id tags on rescue dogs. it has since disappeared. perhaps stolen by the god of split rings sensing i had to much power
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 17:45 |
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FluffieDuckie posted:i actually used to own one of these for putting id tags on rescue dogs. it has since disappeared. perhaps stolen by the god of split rings sensing i had to much power |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Your dogs, or did you just sneak into people's yards at night? you joke, but we have a neighbor who refuses to put a collar and tags on her dog who constantly runs around the neighborhood. my daughter and i discussed returning it next time with a new shiny collar and ID tag we haven't had the balls to do it yet
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 17:52 |
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of course that whole plan is out the window now that i can't find my split ring installer tool
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 17:53 |
lifehack: you can open up loop rings easier with a piece of paper | |
# ? Mar 25, 2017 17:59 |
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still working on my loop ring rpg
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 18:19 |
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Hey OP I want you to know I empathize with you 120 pergross. Just this week I realized that I had 2, so I took one off. BUT! Now I don'tn know what to with this loose extra ring I have. THrowing it away would be a waste. OP, help me, what did you do with the e xtra rings. |
# ? Mar 25, 2017 18:30 |
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i have a ring for every car ive killed |
# ? Mar 25, 2017 19:03 |
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Piso Mojado posted:i have a ring for every car ive killed |
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Gross Dude posted:Hey OP I want you to know I empathize with you 120 pergross. Just this week I realized that I had 2, so I took one off. BUT! Now I don'tn know what to with this loose extra ring I have. THrowing it away would be a waste. OP, help me, what did you do with the e xtra rings. I mean they are a little to big to use as finger rings, and removing them is dangerous. I'm probably going to have to move and get a new car so I can discard all my keys and rings at once, then just start fresh. If you have one of those tool things you can prank your friend and add it to their keys when they aren't looking lol
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# ? Mar 25, 2017 19:27 |
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Do what I do. I keep all my keys loose in a stylish leather pouch and every morning when I leave the house I dump them out on the ground in front of my car and try each one. It's an entertaining game that starts my day. Some of the neighbor's teenage kids run in and snatch a few keys here and there but I'm sure they'll return them soon. I like to think of it as a community building game I'm happy to be part of. I'm sure they'll return my wife's car any day now. |
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Do what I do. I have millions upon millions of doors and I run endlessly through the hallways trying desperately to open one of them, just one of them, and I can hear the sound of a girl laughing, and I think I knew her when I was a child. |
# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:19 |
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pretty much all the time there's an "in progress" key on my keychain on account of how many loops there are and how much time it takes to get the key around them all
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# ? Mar 26, 2017 02:46 |
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Keys are actually prophylactics for rings. If you don't keep at least one key on a ring, it will multiply. |
# ? Mar 27, 2017 00:28 |
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I have split rings in a chain long enough to stretch from my front door to wherever I'm going so that i don't get lost |
# ? Mar 27, 2017 01:22 |
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i gave all my split rings away to homeless orphans who had neither keys nor things to unlock with those keys maybe one day if they work hard and pull themselves up by their bootstraps theyll be able to retire and get a nice pleather keychain from the local soccer team |
# ? Mar 31, 2017 12:38 |
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Putty posted:lifehack: you can open up loop rings easier with a piece of paper life hack: u can open loop rings easier using your finger.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 15:04 |
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if you lose all your rings you have to start the whole level over, or just go back to a checkpoint if you've already passed one. |
# ? Mar 31, 2017 15:18 |
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I wear belts. Not just one at a time but many belts. All at once. Every part of my body is adorned with belts. You may have seen me before and thought "wow that guy sure has a lot of belts."
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 16:56 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Same, but dicks. Every time that admin bans a poster, he grows another dick. We do not know if they are stolen from the banned user in some sort of grim harvest. We only know that soon they will form an endless sea encompassing the admin.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 16:58 |
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gently caress My rear end posted:life hack: u can open loop rings easier using your finger. pretty sure they make these to help with split ring injuries
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 17:04 |
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vanisher posted:pretty sure they make these to help with split ring injuries Note her bloody fingertips, no doubt resulting from foolishly attempting to use her hands to perform a minor task.
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# ? Mar 31, 2017 17:11 |
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Vynar posted:I wear belts. Not just one at a time but many belts. All at once. Every part of my body is adorned with belts. You may have seen me before and thought "wow that guy sure has a lot of belts." |
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PMush Perfect posted:I love your work in Final Fantasy. Thanks! I was worried that I did not wear enough belts for that shoot but people seemed to like it.
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