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Rutibex posted:but what happens when you steal all the rich money and it turns out there isnt enough to go around after all? Supply and demand bitch
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Rutibex posted:but what happens when you steal all the rich money and it turns out there isnt enough to go around after all? Finders keepers losers weepers
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Mar 25, 2017 22:18
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Rutibex posted:but what happens when you steal all the rich money and it turns out there isnt enough to go around after all? they just need to stop sucking up almost all of it and we'd be fine. they're going to force us to get violent though because they have no self control
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Mar 25, 2017 22:19
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Sheep-Goats posted:unless you're a starving kid from Chad fuckin Chads and their illegitimate love children 
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Mar 25, 2017 22:19
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a misanthrope posted:hack the wealthy down in the streets like rabid dogs
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Mar 25, 2017 22:21
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Streak posted:Supply and demand bitch Blue Train posted:Finders keepers losers weepers oh ok i get it! lets rile these peasants up but good, I'm going to be a Peoples Commissar 
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Mar 25, 2017 22:22
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VendaGoat posted:There's only one thing they're really good for? Take one bite now - come back for more
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Mar 25, 2017 23:11
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Hi, I'm the rich. On behalf of myself and others like me, I'd like a say a few words. First, we think that this approach is misguided. There have always been rich people and there always will be. Just because we have better stuff than you doesn't mean you can't have a decent life. We don't really care either way, but it's really not up to us what happens to your life. Hell, you can make money and join us. Here's the thing, though. Anything we give you will just lead you to demand more things. If we give you healthcare you will want basic income, affordable housing, good public transportation, improvements to public education, free college and daycare, vacations, limited working hours, etc. So we're just going to go ahead and say no right now. If you insist on going ahead with your plan to eat the rich, we will shut off payment systems and banks nationwide. We will stop all deliveries of power sources and food. Some of you are going to have enough cash on hand to feed your family for a week. Most of you won't, especially when the prices spike. I assure you that the flesh of the rich will not be sufficient to feed all of you. Then you will get to experience supply and demand first hand when a hundred people fight for the last can of beans in the supermarket they just trashed. Ever watch the walking dead? It will be kind of like that except with less food. We will be watching it live from Switzerland surrounded by an army of mercenaries. In conclusion, you can eat some of us. The rest of us and our money will be safe far away from you. And when you're done ripping each other apart for rat meat, gasoline, and potable water, our soldiers will walk through, clean up the survivors and enslave your children. Just something to keep in mind.
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Mar 25, 2017 23:18
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The Management posted:Hi, I'm the rich. On behalf of myself and others like me, I'd like a say a few words. First, we think that this approach is misguided. There have always been rich people and there always will be. Just because we have better stuff than you doesn't mean you can't have a decent life. We don't really care either way, but it's really not up to us what happens to your life. Hell, you can make money and join us. *guillotine sound*
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Mar 25, 2017 23:21
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just like how the Russian aristocracy waltzed right back into rus- HEY WAIT A MINUTE
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Mar 25, 2017 23:28
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Communism is a dead paradigm, OP, just like capitalism shortly will be. We'll either make the successful leap to a post-scarcity society or the next phase of our civilization will be a return to the barter system. Either way the rich are gonna end up as food so no worries there.
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Mar 25, 2017 23:31
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Humanity has failed, let's just do whatever gets it over with the quickest
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Mar 25, 2017 23:52
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By "it" I mean human extinction, of course
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Mar 25, 2017 23:53
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Something like 50% of all rich people are preppers and have reserved spots in huge self-sustaining complexes/bunkers for just such an occasion. They also have vacation houses in other countries that are more rich people friendly. And yachts. And private security trained to murder thousands of poors on command. Hope you guys are up for a challenge!
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Mar 26, 2017 00:04
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I'm gonna train to be one of those private security dudes and shoot my boss in the face as soon as the poo poo hits the fan.
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Mar 26, 2017 00:08
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Pawn 17 posted:Something like 50% of all rich people are preppers and have reserved spots in huge self-sustaining complexes/bunkers for just such an occasion. They also have vacation houses in other countries that are more rich people friendly. And yachts. And private security trained to murder thousands of poors on command. Hope you guys are up for a challenge! Yeah but the private security belong to the poor class, and will eat the rich guy they're supposed to be protecting. And then they'll take his stuff.
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Mar 26, 2017 00:13
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the meek shall inherit the earth
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Mar 26, 2017 00:16
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the second any rich person is hung from a post the media will demonize the people who did it and society at large will follow suit, then the rich will be all like "look really, we need these laser death towers, remember that time the muslim islamomarxist terrorists MURDERED a JOB PROVIDER?" and people will look to each other and be like "yeah that was scary!" as they help the robots construct the death towers
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Mar 26, 2017 00:18
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just eat your cash
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Mar 26, 2017 00:22
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having a convertible makes life better imo
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Mar 26, 2017 00:25
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Streak posted:I'm gonna train to be one of those private security dudes and shoot my boss in the face as soon as the poo poo hits the fan. this is why rich people security will soon be replaced with robots also the world's armies and police forces (which the 1% also control) future is going to just be poors getting owned by drones because they are "rioting" (starving to death and begging for help) in the streets
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Mar 26, 2017 00:51
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Pawn 17 posted:Something like 50% of all rich people are preppers and have reserved spots in huge self-sustaining complexes/bunkers for just such an occasion. They also have vacation houses in other countries that are more rich people friendly. And yachts. And private security trained to murder thousands of poors on command. Hope you guys are up for a challenge! You just have to gain enough ground that you can tell the private security guys that they can reasonably expect to keep all they can carry out for the rest of their lives.
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a misanthrope posted:this is why rich people security will soon be replaced with robots yup People think super robots would bring about some star trek utopia of universal income and everyone being cool. The fact is, if we invented robots that could be programmed to do any job, the first job the rich would program them to do would be to kill the poor.
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Mar 26, 2017 00:57
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hakimashou posted:yup for the first time in history they'll be able to negate our one advantage over them (our numbers), so of course they have to take that opportunity
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Mar 26, 2017 00:59
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Blue Train posted:Humanity has failed, let's just do whatever gets it over with the quickest those who train their mind and their body can survive most disasters, not because humanity is worth continuing but in spite of those who say it is not
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Mar 26, 2017 01:00
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Streak posted:I'm gonna train to be one of those private security dudes and shoot my boss in the face as soon as the poo poo hits the fan. i watched a documentary about one of those billion dollar security teams and they really are efficient to the point where putting in your 10 years as a marine, cop, etc and applying for the job would be easier than beating them lol
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Mar 26, 2017 01:01
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maybe the poor can cobble together some drones to beat the wealthy murder army drones but yeah we'll probably just die
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Mar 26, 2017 01:02
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Chappie gonna help us fight back I just know it
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Mar 26, 2017 01:09
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Hey OP I decided to stop being poor and now 4 years later I made 395k last year. Idk seems like if I could do it anyone can.
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Snatch Duster posted:Hey OP I decided to stop being poor and now 4 years later I made 395k last year. Idk seems like if I could do it anyone can. give me money
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Mar 26, 2017 02:05
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The Management posted:Hi, I'm the rich. 
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Mar 26, 2017 05:06
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The founding fathers never intended the poor to live into their forties.
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Mar 26, 2017 05:32
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The Management posted:The founding fathers never intended the poor to live into their forties. the founding fathers outright owned poor people
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speaking of slaves, it's funny to me how the wealthy are still doing everything they can to get free labor -- even if it fucks over everyone. they used to rely on slaves and now it's robots
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Mar 26, 2017 05:35
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the problem with slavery is you have to feed your slaves, and live with them, and take care of them when they are old. thats expensive. capitalism is much more efficient
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Mar 26, 2017 05:42
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im more a fan of torture before killing and eating them OP
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Mar 26, 2017 05:43
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Rutibex posted:the problem with slavery is you have to feed your slaves, and live with them, and take care of them when they are old. thats expensive. capitalism is much more efficient yeah exactly robots dont require any of that
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Chinatown posted:im more a fan of torture before killing and eating them OP nah man just kill them. this isn't something we're doing for enjoyment. it's a necessary duty like taking out the trash. of course you're allowed to feel satisfaction, like the contentment of knowing you maintain a clean and tidy home
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a misanthrope posted:nah man just kill them. this isn't something we're doing for enjoyment. it's a necessary duty like taking out the trash. of course you're allowed to feel satisfaction, like the contentment of knowing you maintain a clean and tidy home good points all around "a'misan"
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Chinatown posted:good points all around "a'misan" chinatown i missed you pls dont leave again 
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