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Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot
I'm so rich they bring out the extra tall guillotine to chop my head off

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Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

Sheep-Goats posted:

Cars like that are what makes life worth living though. I mean, unless you're a starving kid from Chad, then what would make life worth living would be a scoop of dried corn you could boil in a discarded army helmet, but you know what I mean.

hell yeah if you don't have at least 500 horses in your car why bother living at all?

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

Pawn 17 posted:

Im fairly sure that even if we destroyed the rich, redistributed their assets and then went full socialist, over time money of the many would fall into the hands of the few and a new super rich class would be formed. The new rich would then use their wealth to change the laws back to capitalism.



Yeah, imagine just that we have just a guaranteed basic income. I'm going to set up shop and say "hey if you give me the next three months of income when it comes in, I'll write you a check for 90% of that right now!" and now I can get rich off of dumb people. Even in a moneyless society, you could do the same with food, or medicine, or whatever, unless you go full hog and distribute the exact amount of everything to everyone at the moment of consumption (a la prison). Plenty of opportunities like this exist if you're creative enough, even in a real socialism communism world.

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

VendaGoat posted:

There's only one thing they're really good for?

Trickling the money down to us?

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

Pawn 17 posted:

Something like 50% of all rich people are preppers and have reserved spots in huge self-sustaining complexes/bunkers for just such an occasion. They also have vacation houses in other countries that are more rich people friendly. And yachts. And private security trained to murder thousands of poors on command. Hope you guys are up for a challenge!

Yeah but the private security belong to the poor class, and will eat the rich guy they're supposed to be protecting. And then they'll take his stuff.

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

The Management posted:

Lmao the American poor can't even get out to vote for candidates that are in their own interest, what makes you think they're ever going to take to the streets in armed insurrection? Half of people didn't bother to vote, and half of those who did (mostly poor uneducated whites) voted for loving trump.

Yes, but let me tell you another important fact in this matter. Bernie would've won.

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot
What's the cutoff between the top 1% and .1% so I can see where I live? I don't want to get eaten, goons.

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot
If I'm a billionaire am I in the top 1%? My parents didn't tell me important things like this before they were gunned down outside the opera.

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

Blue Train posted:

12k/single person is poverty level you aren't even twice that

Wouldn't under 12k be the poor as gently caress line then?

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

a misanthrope posted:

oh i get it

you're british

:ms:

Do they even have any rich people?

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

SpaceClown posted:

Where in the gently caress can you buy 4 cans of coke for one dollar, let alone 1200 calories worth of chips?

What a bullshit graphic.

I'm a thrifty shopper. The Super Big Gulp at 7/11 has refills for 99 cents, and is 44oz. A normal can of Coke is 12oz. This means I get roughly 7.4 "cans" of Coke for each of the two dollars I spend.

Edit: gently caress I misread your numbers. That's not cheaper than 4 for a dollar. Yeah that's pretty nuts.

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

Chernobyl baby posted:

Ummmm we're discussing the solution itt idiot, eat the rich

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

myDad posted:

But you are what you eat, it's a vicious cycle

That's the point, that's how we distribute the wealth!

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

Just stop buying iPhones jesus is it that hard?

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

General Dog posted:

I think most people with over $100 million have it in like businesses and stocks and stuff like that that would be pretty hard for the govt. to just appropriate, it's not a bunch of gold coins in a vault Scrooge McDuck style.

The government could just seize, from these rich folks, the means of production?

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot
*eats the rich*
*tips them*

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

Blockade posted:

How does one get started eating the rich? Just running a mob up to the corporate boardrooms and yacht docks and biting into their faces? How to organize the mob though?

Im sure you could get one but handing out fliers or organizing online will get you ded pretty quick

You gotta start with poor people and work your way up.

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

scrubs season six posted:

Everyone should eat this rich activities director bougie gently caress first.

lol Jobs in both child and senior care have fancy titles like Director but only pay like 18 an hour.

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

Best Giraffe posted:

They Live was about the present though???

Yeah otherwise it'd be called They Will Live or They Lived, duh.

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Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

skeletonotherkin posted:

Its always depressing to find out people in such positions only make a couple more dollars an hour than me, and I'm doing unskilled physical labor.

Eat the rich.

Yeah I'm not sure people want to know that the day care workers they drop their infants off with barely get more than minimum wage to watch a room full of babies. (Yes there are ratio limits that have no real enforcement behind them)

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