Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

Randalor posted:

How does the game determine who wins a battle anyways?

The "winner" is the side who does not retreat - so even if they lose 30-40,000 more men, they still "won".

And yeah, the British army got pasted in Egypt.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!


I wonder what these numbers have to do with the numbers in the report. Actual engaged dudes vs. their entire stacks?

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

JcDent posted:



I wonder what these numbers have to do with the numbers in the report. Actual engaged dudes vs. their entire stacks?

Those are the men engaged at a certain time, so the number goes up and down as units retreat or come in as reinforcements - I mainly used them to show where the battle is taking place. They also drop like a stone whenever the word "Assault" is shown as men die in their thousands.

wukkar
Nov 27, 2009
It is weird that Conrad Hotzendorf is the only general who is refereed to by first name. You certainly never call Hindenburg "Paul" or refer to Kitchener as "Herbert".

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

wukkar posted:

It is weird that Conrad Hotzendorf is the only general who is refereed to by first name. You certainly never call Hindenburg "Paul" or refer to Kitchener as "Herbert".

it's a bit complicated. Conrad is technically part of his last name.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

HannibalBarca posted:

it's a bit complicated. Conrad is technically part of his last name.

K.u.k. Feldmarschall Franz Xaver Joseph Conrad Graf von Hötzendorf

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets
Its like with the Romans, where they had lots of names and repeated them a lot, so we tend to pick one and run with it.

Or just use the nickname given when they were a kid.

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

JcDent posted:

K.u.k. Feldmarschall Franz Xaver Joseph Conrad Graf von Hötzendorf

Right. After the war, when Austria abolished nobility, his name was stylized as "Franz Conrad-Hötzendorf", with the family name often just being referred to as "Conrad".

Also there's the confusing genealogy aspect: "His great-grandfather Franz Anton Conrad (1738–1827) had received the nobiliary particle von Hötzendorf as a predicate in 1815, referring to the surname of his first wife who descended from the Bavarian Upper Palatinate region."

HannibalBarca fucked around with this message at 18:53 on May 25, 2017

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.
Update from Hannibal's alternate timeline CP game:

.

:stare:

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


:stonklol:

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

HannibalBarca posted:

Update from Hannibal's alternate timeline CP game:

.

:stare:

Diary, 3rd March, 1916

Victory.

I am a butcher.

First I vomited, then I radioed command to tell them of my stupendous victory, then I vomited again.

I am a monster.

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.
perhaps unsurprisingly, the war ended next turn as Entente morale plummeted after the entire ANZAC army was destroyed at the siege of Cairo, and as another French army blundered its way to 60,000 deaths in the Ardennes. Historians will also likely long question Jellicoe's decision to force the Kiel canal with his dreadnoughts, allowing Scheer to repeatedly inflict grievous casualties on the British fleet via attrition.



I just wish I had gotten to use the tanks. The first ones were rolling out of the Daimler and SKODA works just as the war ended :negative:

HannibalBarca fucked around with this message at 22:55 on May 25, 2017

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

"Afterwords it was decided that digging graves for the dead would be to time consuming and thus instead dirt and gravel would be used to simply cover over the mounds of dead. In time this location would come to be known as "Mount Chomer" after the French commander in charge of the operation."

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

Ikasuhito posted:

"Afterwords it was decided that digging graves for the dead would be to time consuming and thus instead dirt and gravel would be used to simply cover over the mounds of dead. In time this location would come to be known as "Mount Chomer" after the French commander in charge of the operation."



:france:

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

HannibalBarca posted:

Update from Hannibal's alternate timeline CP game:

.

:stare:

something something preset kill limits something something

dublish
Oct 31, 2011


HannibalBarca posted:

Update from Hannibal's alternate timeline CP game:

.

:stare:

How much NM did that net you? I got 4 (and the Eastern Entente probably lost the same) with this one:

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

dublish posted:

How much NM did that net you? I got 4 (and the Eastern Entente probably lost the same) with this one:



It got me 4; there was an additional followup battle where they lost like 60 or 70,000 more men (vs. about 20,000 of mine) for an additional 4, and another unrelated battle where a British corps that ghost-walked through the lines and tried to assassinate Falkenhayn or something got surrounded and wiped out (60k Entente loss vs. ~15k German) for another 5 NM. Lost 2NM from reversion to mean, 1 from War Weariness, and gained an additional 1 from assaulting and taking Bucharest the same turn.

HannibalBarca fucked around with this message at 03:51 on May 26, 2017

wedgekree
Feb 20, 2013

JcDent posted:

Would you like to expand on that? Is it that it takes that many casualties per day or...?

Also, the Allies have more cannon that the Central Powers. Pig disgusting!

The engine is built towards 1700's style combat - War of the Roses, Hundred Years War, etc. It doesn't seem to handle such things as the fact you can have million man armies in a single 'zone' (which might have width of 20-30 miles), supply/out of supply, defense in depth/trenches - in WW1 you'd generally need localized 3:1 superiority to be able to take and hold chunks of territory, and here in areas on the Western Front where there is rough numerical partiy large chunks of territory are being taken and exchanged. The engine's more setup for strategic styles of warfare, with maraudering armies and seiges, not hundreds of thousands of men over a few dozen miles.

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

I'd say more mobile forms of warfare.

Not Gas bombings, artillery barrages, and bloody muddy battles that advance half a mile a month.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

HannibalBarca posted:

Update from Hannibal's alternate timeline CP game:

.

:stare:

Steely-eyed mustache man

wedgekree
Feb 20, 2013

Veloxyll posted:

I'd say more mobile forms of warfare.

Not Gas bombings, artillery barrages, and bloody muddy battles that advance half a mile a month.

Yeah, you see folks with maximum strength fortifications outnumbered by maybe 30-40% being driven out of the province. Sure, some things are accurate (Teh Austro-Hungarians dug in, outnumbering the Serbs behind a river taking 4:1 casualties), but it should've been even more brutal for the French to drive across the Ruhr - that's against massive dug in pre war fortresses, super heavy artillery, ridiculous amounts of men over in a very small frontage... They'd be taking out miles of territory at a time, not blitzing through the Rhine.

The engine is designed around mobile warfare, and the fact that WW1 warfare in it is pretty mobile - particularly in 1915 rather than complete bog and quagmire is an indicator of that.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

PittTheElder posted:

I thought it was that Rebels specifically did not affect the UK AI.

Correct. They were not able to find a way to get the UK AI to respect the need to keep x number of merchant ships in the Atlantic shipping box, so they turned off the UK's exit from the war due to rebel alignment. Most of the number you're seeing is bullshit, it's just from the AI moving its own crap away from the shipping box, thus causing a lot of u-boat rolls that are not actually happening, as our u-boats were sunk in the first couple turns and AFAIK GH did not build more.

Also, GH, I'm seeing you in offensive (orange) posture in a lot of these W. Front battles you're losing. Are you actually trying to enter Entente-held territories? If you're not, you should leave the units on defensive (blue). When you're in orange mode, you don't gain terrain or entrenchment boni. Both sides in orange get treated as a meeting engagement, when the defender is in blue he gets significant defensive advantages.

twig1919
Nov 1, 2011
I am an inconsiderate moron whose only method of discourse is idiotic personal attacks.

MANime in the sheets posted:

Correct. They were not able to find a way to get the UK AI to respect the need to keep x number of merchant ships in the Atlantic shipping box, so they turned off the UK's exit from the war due to rebel alignment. Most of the number you're seeing is bullshit, it's just from the AI moving its own crap away from the shipping box, thus causing a lot of u-boat rolls that are not actually happening, as our u-boats were sunk in the first couple turns and AFAIK GH did not build more.

Also, GH, I'm seeing you in offensive (orange) posture in a lot of these W. Front battles you're losing. Are you actually trying to enter Entente-held territories? If you're not, you should leave the units on defensive (blue). When you're in orange mode, you don't gain terrain or entrenchment boni. Both sides in orange get treated as a meeting engagement, when the defender is in blue he gets significant defensive advantages.

Everything is starting to make sense now...

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

MANime in the sheets posted:

Correct. They were not able to find a way to get the UK AI to respect the need to keep x number of merchant ships in the Atlantic shipping box, so they turned off the UK's exit from the war due to rebel alignment. Most of the number you're seeing is bullshit, it's just from the AI moving its own crap away from the shipping box, thus causing a lot of u-boat rolls that are not actually happening, as our u-boats were sunk in the first couple turns and AFAIK GH did not build more.

Also, GH, I'm seeing you in offensive (orange) posture in a lot of these W. Front battles you're losing. Are you actually trying to enter Entente-held territories? If you're not, you should leave the units on defensive (blue). When you're in orange mode, you don't gain terrain or entrenchment boni. Both sides in orange get treated as a meeting engagement, when the defender is in blue he gets significant defensive advantages.


twig1919 posted:

Everything is starting to make sense now...

So maybe in the Gray Hunter-verse, everyone decided that trenches are dishonorable, and they've been replaying the Battle of the Frontiers for two straight years.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax
"everyone"

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
[page 87 of Grey Hunter's Mortal Kombat II LP]

hey grey i noticed that you never block. there are two buttons on the

Jesenjin
Nov 12, 2011

ummm... What did Ottomans gain from war? Big fat nothing?

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

Jesenjin posted:

ummm... What did Ottomans gain from war? Big fat nothing?

I don't think AGEOD took the time to write multiple different victory texts based upon the nature of your coalition, so since the Ottomans aren't a guaranteed join I suppose they just got left out. Same for Bulgaria, or presumptive Austro-Hungarian gains in Northern Italy.

HannibalBarca fucked around with this message at 20:47 on May 26, 2017

alex314
Nov 22, 2007

Jesenjin posted:

ummm... What did Ottomans gain from war? Big fat nothing?

On the other hand in a decade or two they'll rake all those sweet oil monies, and it'll only get better!

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets




I continue to struggle to hold the French advance.



In a continuing effort to keep the Russians pinned down in Poland, I launch an attack to the north.



The push to the south slows as we need to rest up our troops again.



In Poland itself, my men are ordered to rest – apart from Eimen who will attack.



The Greeks are putting up some resistance.



In Egypt, orders have been given to destroy the British.



Bulow starts the offensive with a nice victory.



This is not the slaughter I was hoping for as the British retire before action.




The French once again throw their huge army forwards. I have to protect in all directions, while they can concentrate on one attack.



The Turks advance against the Russians.






The French are cut off again – hopefully this will buy us time as they send troops to reopen their supply line.



I'm moving my forces so I don't attack Lodz across as river this time.



The Russians have pushed south at an alarming rate, I need to raise troops to stop them!



The weather clears down on the Italian border, so I order a limited attack.



Bulow reports defeat. “Sir, there were just to many Russians to kill. We ran out of ammo and daylight.”




You will stay in your pocket.




Things heat up in the backwaters.




I was shocked at how quickly their numbers dropped here.



An artillery unit uses a entire column of supplies before going down.



Wait, I didn't order an attack on Lodz – but we won! I'm so confused.



A Bulgarian force loses heavily.



The Russians counter attack at Lodz and push us back.




Kitchener throws his men into a brutal assault.



Bulow massacres a Russian assault on his position, destroying one of the attacking Divisions.



I'm not sure anyone wants to be fighting this war anymore.

wedgekree
Feb 20, 2013
... That seems to be a rather large number of casualties you're inflicting in the defeats. Also ow. On the upside, you seem to be doing better this round!

PBJ
Oct 10, 2012

Grimey Drawer

Why hello Cadorna, you batshit insane lunatic.

Alikchi
Aug 18, 2010

Thumbs up I agree

Yeah, that result looks pretty historically accurate sadly

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


"Hmm, I wonder who that guy is? He must've-"



:thunk:

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


The "Lions led by Donkeys" idea of WWI leadership is generally an exaggeration not held up by historical analysis. This was not the case with General Cadorna.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

It's been a few turns now, So are the Russians in that pocket feeling the squeeze yet? There doesn't seem to be much change yet.

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010

RentACop posted:

"Hmm, I wonder who that guy is? He must've-"



:thunk:

To fully appreciate this image it helps to know this was battle number 12 in the series :italy:

Kodos666
Dec 17, 2013

ModernMajorGeneral posted:

To fully appreciate this image it helps to know this was battle number 12 in the series :italy:

most of them fought with the exactly same battleplan.

If at first you don't suceed, try again and again until you do.

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.
In Cadorna's defense, the rocky start for the Italian army can partially be explained by the fact that their army was mobilized, demobilized, and remobilized as the civilian leadership tried to figure out when and if they were actually going to war. And then the troops arrived at the Austrian barbed wire to find that nobody aside from specialists had boltcutters :v:

of course, that still leaves 11 other Isonzos that were 110% his fault.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

Other WWI forces executed men for cowardice. But only Cadorna could think of ordering decimation, as in ancient Roman decimation.

  • Locked thread