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Bolverkur posted:uh yeah so i played this for some while before i realized: hey where is all that poo poo randy was posting about? so ive now downloaded the correct save Lol
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there are like seven layers of the main stairs filled with miasma and on the main level there is one tile with a shitton of clothes, massive amounts of rock and like 200 entries of remains WHY
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sounds like someone set up a dump zone there, reclaim everything with d-b-c and people should carry all the rotting poo poo to refuse stockpiles after that
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Apr 23, 2017 21:08
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Set a new dump zone over magma and watch that fps shoot to the stars
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mini update first thing i see is a gross cloud of miasma that stretches through +/- 7 z-layers of stairs or something  its a one tile dump zone by the main stairs. what in armoks name   list of entitled millenials which are not happy. start building a tomb one layer down from the main catacombs. will update when ready, will designate tombs for important dwarves that earned it with kills or master artifice  the baron retards tomb will be decked out with this named coffin masterpiece  and a statue of goddamn facehuggers along with a golden dwarf  rediscover decides to be actually useful to make up for this poo poo brigade thats leading the fort  in the bottom cavern are a bunch of trees along with some tiny ugly cave imps that need to be killed. cant think of a thing that could go wrong with that. will have to brush up on how to command military squads and make sure they are decked out in iron armor
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lol the races masterwork adds are all invariably retarded, absolutely nothing meshes with the tone of the game
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Robot Randy posted:lol the races masterwork adds are all invariably retarded, absolutely nothing meshes with the tone of the game Orcs are the only thing you should ever enable
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Robot Randy posted:lol the races masterwork adds are all invariably retarded, absolutely nothing meshes with the tone of the game I'm convinced it's the DF version of those mods people make for like, half life where all the guns are overpowered
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It's not... it's usually really good but the current version of the mod is weird and not polished because the mod creator is biking the world and got kidnapped in the Central African Republic.
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Average Bear posted:It's not... it's usually really good but the current version of the mod is weird and not polished because the mod creator is biking the world and got kidnapped in the Central African Republic. Good.
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mini update 2: whats this?! a pre-emptive strike from the basement dwelling imps in the lowest cavern! ...wait is that goddamn larry fighting?  for this he gets to upgrade his retard playpen from Meagre to decent. as i check it out i see a Purple Haze emanate from pewdiepie's next door room. [SQUALOR ALERT]  pewds gamer crib: rotten dog heart chop, *cow eye chop pastry*, withered toadstool, withered plump helmet. what. the. gently caress.   munchables decides to start his unwinding descent into madness. this will most likely be the start of the inevitable death-spiral, i'm thinking. he claims a craftsdwarfs workshop and starts hauling poo poo to it.   at this point migrants arrive. here you see them crossing the proud mountaintop of Casualfences. below the lavapit can be seen. 12 dwarfs and only one kid. allright. all are immediately made into engraving slaves. around this time it seems randy has gone missing. thats no good munchables starts making whatever dumb poo poo hes making, thank god. the death spiral is delayed by the mercy of Armok  turns out its an earring.  this dumb fuckin earring has tons of pictures on it, one of a gorlak (??????) laboring (????) as he settles a place (!!!!), another picture of a troll killing a goblin. most likely this is a metaphor for fyad forum posts. what a useless piece of lame garbage. i wonder what a piece of poo poo like this is actually worth?   FUCKEN MONEY! BABY! YEAH! poo poo!  each dwarf can wear 22 rings.... THATS ALOTTA FUCKEN MONEY!!!!! WEVE GOT IT MADE!!! YEAH! gently caress YEAH BITCHES!!!  wait 
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Apr 30, 2017 01:44
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one of my crutches probably broke while going down some stairs and i broke my neck
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Lol awesome
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Nobody's takin my rangs
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Its always funny when you get an artifact fork or something with a whole fresco worth of engraving, somehow
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Hell yeah it's back baby
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Larry Parrish posted:Its always funny when you get an artifact fork or something with a whole fresco worth of engraving, somehow http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Planepacked
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im still playin the fort but i need ideas how can i make an efficient lava trap waterfall outside of the entrance? do i need lava pumps for that?
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dig a hole in the side of the volcano
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Robot Randy posted:dig a hole in the side of the volcano im to scared
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Bump.
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https://www.polygon.com/2017/5/22/15655926/veteran-game-developers-reveal-their-childhood-creations The creators of Dwarf Fortress programmed hundreds of games as kids quote:When Tarn was in fifth or sixth grade, they made a John Woo-inspired, text-based assassin game where you keep having to complete contract hits to pay for family accidents — first you need to pay for your girlfriend's corneal transplant after accidentally shooting her in the face, then you have to pay for treatment for various other family injuries (until a final stage where you need therapy for your dog, for reasons he can't recall). The game included eight factions who would put contracts on each other's members and also on you (and you had no say as to whether these attempts on your life succeeded). For another game, they asked their mom to scream into a microphone to get a sound effect to play when people are shot to death by Uzis. They also had a World War II strategy/arcade hybrid called Planes that included a simple, clumsy pathfinding algorithm for moving ships in the ocean. In the absence of the internet or any relevant books, Tarn devised the algorithm through brute-force self-reliance.
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Heads up, Dwarfheads. I'm rebooting the succession fort in vanilla 64 bit.
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I'm ready
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Anyone who wants to be dwarfed or dwarf someone, post your preferred role here. Starting the new thread soon, hopefully followed by the first post!!
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dwarf me to the military!
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make the military use only copper if possible, or iron if there is no copper, but keep us the hell away from that musty steel and icky adamantine
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Dwarf me please. A craftsdorf of some sort if possible
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I'd like to be a woodcutter
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3826819 New thread for a new fort
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