Dwarf Fortress - Casualfences, The Factory of Laughs (succession fort)

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Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Name the absolute most retarded and smallest dwarf Larry. Name the most Asian looking one Luke

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 01:10

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 21:33

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

elf help book posted:

lmao

LOL

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 03:19

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

The Chad 7

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 07:51

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

This is loving awesome

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 23:40

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

I like this game now

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 08:12

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

net cafe scandal posted:

Scratch that. Id like to be a rapist dwarf.

done

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 03:39

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 05:53

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Add me to the succession list. I know how to play now

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 18:52

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

M_Gargantua posted:

I will be following along but I realize I know too much to participate

Know too much what?

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 07:53

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Dwarf Fortress (A Complete Noob Lets Play) Part One: I'm gonna hijack this thread to post my impressions of DF and my first real attempt at playing!

Welcome to My Lets Play!

My First Dwarf

My Fortress

#Squad rolling out

gently caress I really don't even remember how to play this from the start....

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 23:31

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

In Training posted:

You didn't even include the mod in your squad? You're playing with fire BBG.

I'll make sure you get in the first wave along with Rick and Morty and Stephen Universe The Dwarf

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 23:40

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Starting to dig out the first floor!

well I guess I channeled into clay and now I'm stuck here? Can't make a ramp or stairs....This loving game.

Honest to loving god I'm already over this loving game!!! THIS PISSES ME OFF!

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 00:01

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

10 minutes in and I'm just about ready to give up because of how infuriating this game is...

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 00:06

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Okay I figured it out, the ramp will collapse if you dig around both sides.

The Dwarves start hauling a bunch of bullshit into my store room

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 00:36

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Pewdiepie posted:

Trolled bitch. This is what you get for not naming your dwarfs Pewdiepie.

Pweds... I got you on the migrant wave

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 00:54

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Well this is curious....

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 01:10

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

had to restart my fort because I forgot to save!!!!!!!!!!

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 23:25

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

I'm just gonna make a separate thread because I don't wanna poo poo this one up

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 23:25

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

cross post:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3815431

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 02:09

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

I'll sign up

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 05:01

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 22:52

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Wormskull posted:

Holy poo poo. This really is me.

LMFAO

# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 19:32

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Robot Randy posted:

aww poo poo, it's the motherbitchin' IMP ZONE ADVENTURE

we're gonna try to make it from our starting point, bevelcyanogen, to causalfences, and join our brothers and sisters at the factory of laughs. this should provide some insight on the daily hells the swarms of migrants must face

here's where we start

and here's where we hope to end up. getting through the dark goblin pits and fortresses surrounding causalfences should be a fun time.

rather than cutting over the mountains or taking the deep roads between mountainhomes, we're going to head to the east around the mountains

our dude, ral veinedlovemaking.

starting out as a peasant you dont get very many skill points or attribute points, so ral was put on the spectrum to allow for an extra level in strength.

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we wake up deep in the fortress. there's not much in terms of gear or people in my immediate area.

wandering around, i meet the baroness of bevelcyanogens. nobles give different types of quests than the peasants you talk to, normally sending you to your death at the hands of a roc or other primordial beast, instead of the run of the mill werecreatures and bandits harassing the local peasantry. with that in mind, i asked her if she needs any work done.

the amiable dankness? wouldnt mind some meself

the kobolds are a fair ways away. i plan on taking the road south from the mountains into the human town on the coast to buy some better gear and find some traveling companions

as soon as i leave the fortress, my goony rear end starts heaving because the sunlight physically sickens me

other than the trail of bile, i make some good progress towards the coastal town. i need to make it there before nightfall or the bogeymen will sodomize me

as dusk falls, im close enough to my destination that i can hear the waves crashing on the shore

gently caress

just kidding. they sat still and let me walk around them

made it to the town. once you get close to a settlement, the overworld map will zoom in and give you a more detailed view of the city blocks and farm fields. i tried hitting up the general imports but the proprietors seemed to be ideas guys, since the shop was empty and none of the 5 co-owners had anything tangible to trade.

finding better armor in the castle was a bust because human armor doesnt fit dwarves, elves, goblins, or kobolds, so im stuck with the potato sack i started out with.

i did manage to find a pretty sweet oricalchum great axe in the castle, as well as a fellow axedwarf who agreed to travel with me. we decide to set out for the kobold cave in the morning

we've arrived.

the guards at the mouth of the cave couldn't care less that we showed up. i tried explaining the situation to the warlord, who is the kobold closest to me in that screen

the diplomatic route didnt work

the warlord, mole dog, and other kobold fell to pieces at the sight of our axes. i descend to the first level and make short work of the next two guards

[timg]http://i.imgur.com/0cO1nXQ.png[timg]

o poo poo!! this could be real bad. all the !'s are 'sounds' that your character hears. around the corner there's probably 10 kobolds waiting to murk me

turns out it was just two kobolds in the midst of a domestic dispute

the next level lead into the caverns, but we couldnt advance and further because the stairs were flooded.

with the task of kobold cleansing complete, we head out of the cave and find a place to make camp.

i ended up icing enough creatures to get a title

here's a cool armok vision rendering of a river canyon and one of its tributaries meeting up with the main river.

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that's all for this update. im about 1/8th of the way to my destination, and now that i have some fame and respect i can recruit more units into my party before being told to gently caress off, so names for dwarfing are available. is there anything specific in adventure mode that people would want to see? i can try to showcase it in one of the next updates

This is loving awesome

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 15:18

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Robot Randy posted:

time to see what the capable imps before me have left to my tender and loving care

# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 14:01

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Johnny Joestar posted:

the alt races in masterwork are pretty cool, like the warlocks. weird necromancer dudes who control a legion of undead who do all the menial work and can build a giant library for weird spell crap

imagine larry as an idiot ghoul

I don't have to imagine. In my game Larry got infected and bit everyone and killed and ate everyone and wormskull turned into a ghost to haunt him but Larry was undying because hunger reset with every time he turned into a Wereskink and would attack migrants and traders and lived about 1000 years before a hero came and killed him and the legend of Larry the wereskink is on coins and books and songs throughout the land now.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 23:02

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Average Bear posted:

In this game he's ruler of the fort, and his offspring will inherit that title

Lmfao

# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 23:37

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Under no circumstance should Larry breed

# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 23:36

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Lmfao at everything that happened

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 18:43

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Bolverkur posted:

no! NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!! *buys $200 of LoL and dota skins*

Lol

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 18:48

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

this is loving awesome

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 07:01

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 21:33

Black Baby Goku: Apr 2, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Lol awesome

# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 04:54

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