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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Its a sci-fi novel set in outerspace 1 million years in the future. Human beings have evolved a lot and spread among the stars colonizing distant planets. a war has started near the outer reaches of our galaxy its the humans vs the Catmen of Positron V.

Our hero is a space ranger named Vector Starshine. He's a rougish rascal always getting into tussles and scraps of trouble.

I am having trouble coming up with names for the other characters though.

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Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
Cumbucket
Fuckwit

I'm stealing this one from Larry Niven -> Bandersnatch

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Neutrino posted:

Cumbucket
Fuckwit

I'm stealing this one from Larry Niven -> Bandersnatch

i mean tahnks but those dont really say "sci-fi" to me

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Tantamounti Prestige: She was once a super bad-rear end untouched warrior maiden commander of the armed fleets of humanity until she lost her honor when she was slapped across the face during a battle with the Roboticism Enclavia forces during the Gunther-Silvers War. After wandering the warpways for the last 2 years preemptively conquering worlds for the forces of humanity in an attempt to regain her honor, she she must side up with Vector.

But do they have some romantic tension or is it just imagined?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Keith

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

JediTalentAgent posted:

Tantamounti Prestige: She was once a super bad-rear end untouched warrior maiden commander of the armed fleets of humanity until she lost her honor when she was slapped across the face during a battle with the Roboticism Enclavia forces during the Gunther-Silvers War. After wandering the warpways for the last 2 years preemptively conquering worlds for the forces of humanity in an attempt to regain her honor, she she must side up with Vector.

But do they have some romantic tension or is it just imagined?

I love it. Vector is a scoundrel but hes also a gentleman. will they or wont they? delicious!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I dont know if this detail will help but the Catmen of Positron V have feline AIDs

Alvie
May 22, 2008

Tak Zarn

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Charbroil Bisquette

Romuloid Jones

Starzapper Meatcliffe

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther
Maximillian Solaire, Vector's Space-French big half-bro who berates him for his rogueish ways but then they eventually hug it out (no homo)

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

Johnny Five-Aces

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost
Breeb Sarlosect

Chainsaw Laserman

Gob Smoak

Dilfer Dinguns

Cob Wallastar

Conk Sunker

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Howard "Frenchy" Meatlick

Starhog Fats

Quimberly Buxomable

edit: Rufus T Sunfirefly

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Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
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May 12, 2014

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Feb 29, 2004
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Starla Novason - cool sexy lady, maybe smart too
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Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
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Asparagus Minny

Black-hole The Shadow

Goddamnit Steve

Nebula Realm

Horseshoe Casino HexHead

Gay Soy

Shug

Bobby Space

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Dec 28, 2006


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Jimmy 'six-clicker' Mitsubishi

Pounder Seven

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A peckish little mouse!
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They call him "Wiggin" because he always "wigs out!" Haha

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Tallus Grissol: Pugnacious would-be hero but in reality just a lazy glutton and bad cook that Vector keeps around for company, stories and to deal with the trivial matters he doesn't want to bother himself with.

As Vector says of him in the book "The Swords of the Space Leopards":
"Ol' Tallus fancies himself a gourmet, but in reality his reputation comes from making barely edible things only slightly more so. Before they got their assignment to finally end the Neo-Deutchwelt Rebellion, they had been pinned down in a biobrothel during the conflict for 10 days for what had only been planned to be a 6 day respite. It was Tallus who kept them fed by rendering something consumable from bullfox mice and finding more and more creative ways of turning their supply of silk into fried delicacies..."

JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Mar 27, 2017

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Broncanus

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Blastfire Hemingway

Space Shark (not related to Starshark)

John Smith

James Tiberius Kirkland

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:
Thurmond K. Moretzi

Gurkhan Cohagen

Horatio Dudeblower

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure
"Chew, Baka!"
He's a future anime-loving guy who also loves his friends, so when they're eating too fast and run the risk of choking in their food, he tells them "Chew, Baka!" Hence his nickname.

Chunderbucket
Aug 31, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Brooks Cracktackle

Hob_Gadling
Jul 6, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Grimey Drawer
John Galt

Clark Kent

Rufus T. Picard

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Harmono Kordi: Petty high-born prince and skilled psychic fencer who fell in love with a boy whose father was a wealthy plankbird oil baron of 10 systems. However, when Harmono's father tried to force him into an arranged marriage with the son of another powerful royal family, he refused. In retaliation, a plague was released by his father to kill the plankbird species and as further insult his beloved was murdered. Instead of admitting defeat and accepting the arranged marriage, Harmono stole several priceless heirlooms and his own personal savings and vanished into the deep warpways where he finds himself in constant pursuit by his family and that of his betrothed.

It is here that he finds Vector, and perhaps even another chance at love?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Maxxxine Hardcoxxx

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
talk about some mysterious stranger for the entire book but then at the end it turns out it was just sonic the hedgehog all along.

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Bucky Fullspec. :clint:

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GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
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Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot
Keith

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Vector waved his hand and before him Tom Tomorrow appeared on the holoscreen.

"Tommy T."

Tommy smiled slyly "Greetings Vector, I'm surprised to find you awake and sober!"

Vector returned his smile and replied "Holo back in an hour and check again."

Tom Tomorrow chuckled and twirled his neon orange mustache.

Vector continued, "So, to what do I owe the pleasure? If you are calling to borrow credits, I'm afraid my last visit to the Pleasureplex wiped out my savings."

Tom turned serious. "No. I don't need your credits, I need your help."

Vector searched Toms face. His old friend was rarely so dire, must be something awful to have an old planet skimmer like him rattled.

"Well?" Vector asked.

Tom leaned forward staring intently. "It's the Catmen. They've placed a bounty on me."

"How much?"

Tom sat back and seemed to deflate as he said "Three."

"Three Thousand?" Vector was impressed.

"No," Tom continued "Three billion."

JiveHonky fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Mar 27, 2017

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

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