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Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Buck Bumble

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naem
May 29, 2011


Kevin.

E: Dave

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

Oh, good one! Great minds think alike! (But I'm pretty sure I was first...)

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012
Topanga

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Mangina Boipussy

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Mozi posted:

the OP is going to start having trouble fitting all of these characters into his novel

so it would probably be best if he turned it into a 15-book anthology instead

if that fat load of carbohydrates RR Martin can do it so can i

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Lilac Storm

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost
jerry raynor

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

John Luck Pickard

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Dukem Nukem

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


Dook Nukem

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010


Dookie "Steaming Dookster" Nookie, they call him "Steaming Dookster" because he gets mad a lot and has to blow off steam.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Beta Ray Kurzweil

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Zaphod Beeblebrox

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Barack Obama

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

FuturePastNow posted:

Barack Obama

There has to be some element of plausibility even in fiction.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Homer Sampson

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Jerrod Paquito, survivor of the Mexican American war, space smuggler

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


FuturePastNow posted:

Barack Obama

the zorg galactic industries central bioengineering matrix aint named you no drat barack

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Lols Bigly

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Water Mondale

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Feelix, a member of the Catman species who was exiled for his crimes against children.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Schmork Lotaxian from the planet Gurf, a daring adventurer who travels between worlds with the aid of his self sufficient space suit

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Joodge Law'er, space lawyer and he files Space Suits from his space suit which he won in a slip and fall suit at space devry.

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
Dack Kickfighter, Jonny Vengo, Spiff Lickwidget, Krade Prangunkle, Wortle Felchschafft.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Quandary Lazorphiste

Jacques Sakamoto O'Brien de Jupiter-7

Moon Hitler

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

a character from Uranus named "Butt Stuff"

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
For added Norwegianness, you need a character called Øystein.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Ortho Bogglin

Ortho is the foppish, 6" tall, down-on-his-luck merchant prince of the Aylmer Empire. He complains constantly, emits a foul odor, and is constantly attempting to betray his comrades, but they keep him around anyway because he's funny and smoking his blood crystals acts as both a euphoriant and a truth serum, very useful for interrogating prisoners, and for just passing the time during long space voyages. Please note that he is kept restricted to his quarters (the captain's sock drawer) whenever representatives of the Kovvar Alliance are onboard, because the Kovvari can't help but laugh when they see the Aylmer due to a passing resemblance they have to Kovvari genitalia. Ortho eats only feces. This is not a normal diet for his species, he's just sick in the head.

John_A_Tallon
Nov 22, 2000

Oh my! Check out that mitre!

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Ortho Bogglin

Ortho is the foppish, 6" tall, down-on-his-luck merchant prince of the Aylmer Empire. He complains constantly, emits a foul odor, and is constantly attempting to betray his comrades, but they keep him around anyway because he's funny and smoking his blood crystals acts as both a euphoriant and a truth serum, very useful for interrogating prisoners, and for just passing the time during long space voyages. Please note that he is kept restricted to his quarters (the captain's sock drawer) whenever representatives of the Kovvar Alliance are onboard, because the Kovvari can't help but laugh when they see the Aylmer due to a passing resemblance they have to Kovvari genitalia. Ortho eats only feces. This is not a normal diet for his species, he's just sick in the head.

You're sure it's feces and not a donut?

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Konstantin Valdor

Jean-Luc Picard

Nute Spunkray

Roboute Guilliman

William T Fiker

Reginald Darklay

Khaldor Draigo

Bob Smith

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Brogan.

Tridger.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

John_A_Tallon posted:

You're sure it's feces and not a donut?

No I'm not sure, the ways of time and space are very enigmatic.

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

Red Dire Hitler (sleeping)

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
Johnny "Transmission" Vector

he a space shuttle mechanic but also have aids

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

George Mucus.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Virgo Speez (a sleazy space salesman)

Miri Zebara (cute space girl)

Nako Chrom (space rogue)

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Shmorklob Klurfman

Nessa
Dec 15, 2008

Zanya Andromeda
Coryth Orion
Winda Whitedwarf
Kaysin Jupiter
Priyana Starr

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T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Penixator

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