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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008



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WRESTLEMANIA 33
APRIL 2ND! KICK OFF STARTS AT 5PM EST. MAIN SHOW STARTS AT 7PM EST!!!!:siren:

HOSTED BY THE NEW DAY

Universal Title Match
Goldberg(c) vs. Brock Lesnar w/ Paul Heyman

Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns

WWE Title Match
Bray Wyatt(c) vs. Randy Orton

Unsanctioned Match
Seth Rollins vs. Triple H

John Cena and Nikki Bella vs. The Miz and Maryse

US Title Match
Chris Jericho(c) vs. Kevin Owens

Intercontinental Title Match
Dean Ambrose(c) vs. Baron Corbin

Raw Women's Title Elimination Match
Bayley(c) vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax

Smackdown Women's Title Match
Alexa Bliss(c) vs. Every Smackdown Woman Available

Raw Tag Team Title Triple Threat (Ladder?) Match
Gallows & Anderson(c) vs. Cesaro & Sheamus vs. Enzo & Big Cass

Kick Off Pre Show Matches:
Cruiserweight Title Match
Neville(c) vs. Austin Aries

Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal

More To Be Announced?????

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NXT TakeOver Orlando
April 1st!!!


NXT Championship Match
Bobby Roode(c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

NXT Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Match
Authors of Pain(c) w/ Paul Ellring vs. #DIY vs. The Revival

NXT Women's Championship Match
Asuka(c) vs. Ember Moon

Aliester Black NXT Debut Match
Andrade Cien Almas vs. Aliester Black

Maybe More???

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WWE Hall of Fame
This Friday!!

Kurt Angle inducted by John Cen

Diamond Dallas Page inducted by Eric Bishoff

The Rock 'N' Roll Express inducted by Jim Cornette

Beth Phoenix inducted by Natalya

Ravishing Rick Rude posthumously inducted by Ricky The Dragon Steamboat

Teddy Long inducted by The APA

Eric Garland receives the Warrior Award from Dana Warrior

Legacy inductions of Rikidozan, Toots Mondt, Farmer Burns, Luther Lindsay, Dr. Jerry Graham, June Byers, Betty Grable, and Haystacks Callhoun

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Raw Results

Raw started with Undertaker hacking/possessing the feed.

Bayley came out and cut a promo about fulfilling her dreams until Charlotte came out and told her to stop dreaming and open her eyes. She says that Sasha Banks has turned her into a pawn to get that title back. Sasha comes out and says that Bayley and her know they are friends and anything else is just friendly competition even though she is going to be Bayley. Nia Jax comes out and says she's tired of hearing about the three women in the ring as they just been all over Raw since she got here. A brawl breaks out and its a tag team match next.

Bayley and Sasha defeat Charlotte and Nia Jax. After the match Nia lays everyone out.

Sami Zayn is interviewed and says he is going to be in the Andre Battle Royal. Stephanie McMahon butts in and says that isn't the case because Sami is a loser. If Sami wants to be in the Andre Battle Royal he has to beat Kevin Owens in a No DQ match or he's fired.

Austin Aries defeated Noam Dar. Neville was on commentary. The Cruiserweight title match was announced for the preshow.

Seth Rollins came out on a crutch to sign the contract for the Non Sanctioned Match with HHH. HHH comes out and tells Rollins to sit down and listen to him or he won't sign the contract. HHH gives Seth one more out and Seth turns it down. HHH says morals don't mean anything and people now get mad at rich people like him. HHH is giving Seth a chance to be rich and live well like him instead of being a poor loser without money. Seth says that's the same crap HHH sold him years ago and this time he isn't falling for it. Seth wanted redemption for falling for HHH's fast talking back then. Seth and HHH sign the contract and HHH attacks Seth Rollins. HHH tries to pedigree Seth Rollins but gets dumped out of the ring. Seth then hits HHH with a crutch to send him running.

Clips of Taker interrupting the broadcasts and digging a grave for Reigns keep showing throughout Raw.

Big Show hosts an Over the Top Rope Invitational in preparation of the Andre Battle Royal. Big Show eliminates Jinder Mahal, Bo Dallas, and the Shining Stars until Curtis Axel and Golden Truth triple team him. Even they aren't enough until the 4 previously eliminated guys come in and help eliminate Big Show. I don't think anyone treated this like a real match as Show came back in the ring and laid out all the heels as Golden Truth ran away. Big Show was about to leave when Braun Strowman came out and said he was in the Andre Battle Royal and Show would have to wait until Mania to get his big rear end kicked by Braun. The Andre was announced for the preshow as well.

Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows cut a promo on Enzo Amore and Big Cass as they have a match tonight.

Roman Reigns was interviewed about the messages Undertaker was sending and Roman says he doesn't believe in mind games and dead men and he'll tell the world what he's going to do to Taker at Mania.

The New Day were at Wall Street and the Rocky Statue today being goofy or whatever.

Cesaro and Sheamus were getting interviewed when The Club attacked them with ladders.

Neville defeated Jack Gallagher. Neville was then interrupted with a Austin Aries News Network Update. Aries was backstage to question Neville's claim that Aries can't beat him. Aries is here to interview New Day. He wants to know who will be the Cruiserweight champion after Wrestlemania. New Day says the person that uses their hips the best. Aries says he needs to rephrase the question and gyrates this time while asking it. New Day start an A Double chant similar to their chant.

Roman Reigns comes out to massive boos. He says won the Rumble in Philly one year and main evented Mania twice which he thought was the biggest moments of his career. He was wrong because at Wrestlemania he'll do what no one has done and put the deadman down. Taker cut a promo digging a single grave all by itself for Roman. He teleports into the ring and tells Roman he will rest in peace. Taker then causes the lights to go out.

Enzo and Cass came out to cut a promo on Gallows and Anderson. Gallows and Anderson come out but are attacked by Sheamus and Cesaro with a ladder. All three teams fight over the ladder for some reason with Gallows and Anderson standing tall. Their tag title match will probably be a Ladder match now.

Kevin Owens is interviewed backstage. He said he was a moron to be a Chris Jericho fan just like everyone else. He said they were never friends and he'd prove that at KOMania 2. First he's going to take joy in ending Sami Zayn's WWE Career tonight in a No DQ match.

Sami Zayn defeats Kevin Owens after Samoa Joe and Chris Jericho interfere. Jericho apparently finally adds Kevin Owens to the List of Jericho and Owens is outraged.

Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman come out and Heyman gives Goldberg boring second hand compliments. He calls Goldberg the Man, but Lesnar is the Beast. Heyman calls Goldberg a real life hero and real life heroes don't fair well against Brock Lesnar, as if Goldberg didn't make Lesnar look like a fool twice already. Golderg will go to Suplex City, so says Heyman. Goldberg comes out and says he can't take all of Philly to Mania so he'll bring Mania to Philly and spears Lesnar laying him out with one spear to end Raw.

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Smackdown Results
  • AJ Styles and Shane McMahon had a contract signing, cementing with finality that this is seriously it, this is what they're using AJ for at Wrestlemania, a match with Shane "I'm not Shinsuke Nakamura" McMahon. Shane warned AJ not to underestimate him because he always brought more than expected. AJ - wearing a new UNTOUCHABLE shirt - reminded him they've signed for a MATCH, and going through a table or leaving the ring for more than 10 seconds will see Shane DQed/counted out. He can't hang with AJ in the ring in a wrestling match, and AJ intends to humiliate him.

  • Alexa Bliss and Mickie were on commentary for a Becky Lynch vs Carmella match. They got into an argument, started fighting, got into the ring and caused a No Contest ending to the match. The exact make-up and stipulation of Alexa's title match at Mania has still not been set.

  • Alexa and Carmella defeated Becky Lynch and Mickie James in a tag match after interference by Nattie and Ellsworth. Everybody started brawling, Naomi returned and said everybody would "feel the glow" at Wrestlemania.

  • Tyler Breeze tried to enter the woman's title match as "Breezy Bella", Bryan turned him down and was then surprised to discover it was Tyler and not Nikki. He offered Fandango and Tyler a chance to be in the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal.

  • Miz and Maryse did another Total Bellas Bullshit segment, playing John Cena, Daniel Bryan, Nikki and Brie Bella at an awkward dinner. After mocking Nikki never getting married or having kids, Miz and Maryse broke character to openly taunt Cena and Nikki. In the ring (where Miz and Maryse were watching themselves) they claimed Mania would be Cena and Nikki's curtain call. Cena came out and ripped into Miz for being a knock-off of better wrestlers (including himself) and was particularly vicious towards Maryse for never having accomplished or done anything, pointing out that there was a woman's revolution in WWE but she wasn't part of it. Miz and Maryse declined to get into a fight and left, Miz almost returned but Maryse held him off. Nikki taunted them and then she and Cena made out.

  • Mojo Rawley won a ten-man tag featuring himself, American Alpha, Heath Slater & Rhyno against The Usos, Breezango & Dolph Ziggler. Rawley pinned Tyler Breeze.

  • Luke Harper warned Bray Wyatt that now he was free of Bray's influence, Bray should "run".

  • Bray Wyatt defeated Luke Harper in the main event non-title match. Afterwards, Randy Orton appeared on the titantron, warned Bray he was coming for him at Wrestlemania, and planted a cross into Sister Abigail's gravesite.

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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

DoctorGonzo posted:

So after Kurt, DDP, Rick and The Rockers they didnt gave a gently caress about the HOF, right?

After Angle.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

SUN GOD AVATAR posted:

So whatever happened to the Raw smack talk show Raw Doggin' It or whatever it was called?

Did they just say, "Well, Talking Smack is dumb and nobody likes it so we are just gonna quit the Raw version?

its only after big raw ppvs or next monday

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

SUN GOD AVATAR posted:

See that's lame. Talking Smack rules and you'd think they would maybe want to do the same for Raw since it works and people enjoy it.

They did it for Raw and it was loving awful

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