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Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

nigga crab pollock posted:

the poison berries he ate were actually seeds from the wild potato plant which up until like 3 years ago were considered edible but some biochemist guy read his journal and figured out that the seeds were actually highly toxic with an alkaloid that prevents your body from metabolizing other proteins if you don't cook them

Owned.

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Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot
His dying thoughts were of a particularly good episode of Jeopardy? My man!

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

Moridin920 posted:

I admire saying gently caress it and going out to live on your own but jesus gently caress christ do some research beforehand don't literally just have a rage fit and go into the woods knowing nothing with 0 preparation you maroon.

What specifically should he have researched?

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot

Blue Train posted:

How make fire cook food

Yeah but even if he knew how to do that, there's no reason he would've cooked those potato seeds.

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