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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Let's be honest here, it's just a little meat tube. It's been utterly replaced by better substitutes that don't smell and make "dick cheese", that are the size a woman actually finds comfortable, that don't get tired, that don't prioritize themselves. You think women are going to become obsolete because you can make sex robots? We already got our sex robots and we're fine. A lot of us, the quality ones, are checking out, because if the center of your world is a meat tube, your own meat tube, then we're better off sharing our lives with other fully realized people and having robots. If you developed empathy, that would also work, and mean a lot more than your meat tube, but you always claim "testosterone!" as a reason why you can't become a person and you've got to focus on your meat tube. Why does a woman have to put up with that? You're just another child, finagling his little flappy. Where women have flaps, we have sharing and camaraderie. We shuffle cards while you try to slam a sausage in the pack. You're alone because no one needs a parasite tube.

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you're just mad because wheelchair man won't hook up with you

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
that said yeah I'm just shy of 6" most of the time which isn't v big but i've come to terms with that

at least I have more muscle mass and endurance which comes in useful when opening jars

e: and my dick doesn't bleed periodically

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
posting in another Pick thread

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
same OP but about your stinky used up vag

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Moridin920 posted:

that said yeah I'm just shy of 6" most of the time which isn't v big but i've come to terms with that

Don't be shy, you can still show him a good time

Mordor She Wrote
Nov 17, 2014
So don't masturbate but eat people

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
pick why are you having a meltdown about men in gbs

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Moridin920 posted:

you're just mad because wheelchair man won't hook up with you

I'm not mad, I could have gone under that truck myself, I respect his boundaries.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i mean i guess it's not the most harmful hobby you could have

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:

Don't be shy, you can still show him a good time

yeah definitely i'm just being realistic and not buying huge trucks or something about it

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
"cock and endless balls" - allen ginsberg

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

i mean i guess it's not the most harmful hobby you could have

melting down in gbs while harmless is embarrassing

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Pick is a strong Womyn Going Her Own Way.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
You keep saying everyone else is obsessed with dicks but you seem to be the one constantly talking about them.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

There's another thread about dick
That was made by a poster named Pick
She won't drop the shtick
'cause Hugh won't dip his wick
And he wheels away from her too quick

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



You seem to have a lot of sexual hangups OP I'm sorry for you :(

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
My dick is average but my butt is real, real good

Like, real good. Mmmm

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jose posted:

pick why are you having a meltdown about men in gbs

Pick likes to menace cripples about physical space and computer janitors about their masculinity and that's fine, but really if she's gonna be like that she should go move to the east coast or Berlin like her others

Or LA if she just wants to be useless and catty about it

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Thanks for thinking bout my penis, very kind of you

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
A woman is like a cat that gets the attention it wants by milking your gibbet instead of by being affordable and mostly making GBS threads in a crate

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Pick posted:

Let's be honest here, it's just a little meat tube. It's been utterly replaced by better substitutes that don't smell and make "dick cheese", that are the size a woman actually finds comfortable, that don't get tired, that don't prioritize themselves. You think women are going to become obsolete because you can make sex robots? We already got our sex robots and we're fine. A lot of us, the quality ones, are checking out, because if the center of your world is a meat tube, your own meat tube, then we're better off sharing our lives with other fully realized people and having robots. If you developed empathy, that would also work, and mean a lot more than your meat tube, but you always claim "testosterone!" as a reason why you can't become a person and you've got to focus on your meat tube. Why does a woman have to put up with that? You're just another child, finagling his little flappy. Where women have flaps, we have sharing and camaraderie. We shuffle cards while you try to slam a sausage in the pack. You're alone because no one needs a parasite tube.

sorry you can't get any, OP

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Sheep-Goats posted:

A woman is like a cat that gets the attention it wants by milking your gibbet

I mean

Some dudes are like that too, let's not be sexist about it

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Put flappy in your mouth and then tell your story again from the beginning.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

pick doesn't care about penises

she even drew how little she cares about them



the snrk indicates derision

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
This is a bad thread

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
When does the irony start?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

What's going on in here?

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

The intellectual terrorism continues

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

I mean

Some dudes are like that too, let's not be sexist about it

I don't give a poo poo about guys that want to gob my knob or any other knob so that I will pay for their rent so that they can continue to pretend they're a viable artist into their mid 20s

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

big nipples big life posted:

What's going on in here?

Something Awful :grin:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Sheep-Goats posted:

Pick likes to menace cripples about physical space and computer janitors about their masculinity and that's fine, but really if she's gonna be like that she should go move to the east coast or Berlin like her others

Or LA if she just wants to be useless and catty about it

I mostly like to disdain the computar wizards who think that they're wise n worldly, top o the walk, in here but whenever I'm outside you guys just shuffle past me, in your shuffle-mumble world

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

Pick sets'em up, and they knock themselves down.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
Actually penises are good, op

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

big nipples big life posted:

What's going on in here?

Some people have a fetish for getting their dicks mocked and humiliated

These people are called "GBS posters" and pick is providing them a service by letting them jerk off to her ranting about their inadequate dongers

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Most people have friends they can vent to. Sorry about your life OP

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
For the first time ever on SA the person on the forums angriest about someone else's junk isn't a dude. Progress!

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
hell yea first page

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire
Please don't dick shame.

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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

pick doesn't care about penises

she even drew how little she cares about them



the snrk indicates derision

:stare:

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