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Pick posted:Doesn't every man love a dog? What about an attack dog? Same principle. Woof woof! Dogs are loyal, crazy girlfriends are notoriously not.
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Pick posted:Let's be honest here, it's just a little meat tube. It's been utterly replaced by better substitutes that don't smell and make "dick cheese", that are the size a woman actually finds comfortable, that don't get tired, that don't prioritize themselves. You think women are going to become obsolete because you can make sex robots? We already got our sex robots and we're fine. A lot of us, the quality ones, are checking out, because if the center of your world is a meat tube, your own meat tube, then we're better off sharing our lives with other fully realized people and having robots. If you developed empathy, that would also work, and mean a lot more than your meat tube, but you always claim "testosterone!" as a reason why you can't become a person and you've got to focus on your meat tube. Why does a woman have to put up with that? You're just another child, finagling his little flappy. Where women have flaps, we have sharing and camaraderie. We shuffle cards while you try to slam a sausage in the pack. You're alone because no one needs a parasite tube. Maybe next time you're with a fella, instead of paying attention to his penis, just suck the poo poo out of his rear end in a top hat 
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Jim Barris posted:I'm sorry, I wasn't aware you were a roman catholic. Well ya know, carry on. Do you, pick. I am a Catholic.
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Psycho Society posted:Dogs are loyal, crazy girlfriends are notoriously not. I would cut off my fingers and toes to make him more comfortable, I considered it but assumed it wouldn't have the "correct" optics
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Pick posted:Doesn't every man love a dog? What about an attack dog? Same principle. Woof woof! Try barking for him more, so that he can see these similarities. I am a font of good advice!
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Mar 28, 2017 22:23
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Pick: my dick is amazing Large, thick, meaty, solid, tight. Solid 18cms. I'd be happy to show you anytime, baby. PM me
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Pick posted:That isn't what I said, you are projeeeecting. He's afraid of my declawed cat too, I think that's silly, and that's not me being abusive, it's that my cat is a cuddly wiggle bear I'm just saying if someone is scared of you and you don't leave them alone, you are being creepy and should stop, regardless of how much you feel you two are twin souls Healthy relationships aren't built on fear and it doesn't matter if you think his fear is illegitimate you thinking he is wrong for being afraid doesn't make his fear not exist
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This is because I once met a monkey at a rescue zoo and the keeper said his private owner was scared of the money so he cut off the end of the monkey's fingers so the monkey could not grab any more. But the monkey still bit, so the guy had a vet take out all the monkey's front teeth. The guy still had problems with the monkey so he dropped it off at an animal shelter. They don't adopt out monkeys so it went to the zoo. It would try to grab things and fall down. Horrible sounds! But not a threatening monkey.
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Pick posted:I just don't think he ought to be scared of me. He sees me around other people and doesn't get that I don't behave that way towards him because I don't like them and I do like him. He and I are so similar, it beats the odds, it defies the possible. Whether or not we're lovers is irrelevant, we were made each for the other by God. That's why we met in catholic school. not "will break into my apartment on the second floor, accrues dead animals, acts like territorial lioness protecting a downed gazelle" perhaps a line has to be drawn that will make you appear less crazy. and dont bring up catholicism
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Mar 28, 2017 22:23
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Pick, and I want you to know that I am not coming from a place of judgement when I say this, but honestly what the gently caress are you talking about
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Mar 28, 2017 22:25
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You got your cat declawed?
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:I'm just saying if someone is scared of you and you don't leave them alone, you are being creepy and should stop, regardless of how much you feel you two are twin souls MY DAD SAYS I'M SCARY NOT THIS GUY
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Mar 28, 2017 22:25
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https://melmagazine.com/the-ideal-dick-is-the-boyfriend-dick-e66866eddc00 This was a good article. It's basically how my dick has been described by ppl who I've banged.
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Mar 28, 2017 22:26
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Pick posted:my declawed cat
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op doesnt like sex? whats happening here
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your dad probably thinks your a big mess and pain in the rear end
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Psycho Society posted:You got your cat declawed? no, a previous owner
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Drunk & Ugly posted:op doesnt like sex? whats happening here I think Pick might be having some kind of, what's the word... it's escaping me.....
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Pick posted:MY DAD SAYS I'M SCARY NOT THIS GUY Pick posted:I just don't think he ought to be scared of me. He sees me around other people and doesn't get that I don't behave that way towards him because I don't like them and I do like him. He and I are so similar, it beats the odds, it defies the possible. Whether or not we're lovers is irrelevant, we were made each for the other by God. That's why we met in catholic school. Wow that makes this post a lot weirder Tell us more about your lover who you met in Catholic school who is your dad who is afraid of you
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He's a rescue cat, I did not declaw him.
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Mar 28, 2017 22:28
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Pick please love me, I need your love
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Mar 28, 2017 22:28
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us vs also us posted:Pick, and I want you to know that I am not coming from a place of judgement when I say this, but honestly what the gently caress are you talking about My theory is that Pick's new avatar is a self-portrait and she has suffered brain damage of some kind
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Mar 28, 2017 22:29
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us vs also us posted:I think Pick might be having some kind of, what's the word... it's escaping me..... Melt... up? Someone help me out here
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Mar 28, 2017 22:28
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hehehehe oh my gosh, lil cat ballz 
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Mar 28, 2017 22:28
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well im terrified. thanks
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Mar 28, 2017 22:30
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Wow that makes this post a lot weirder Well, he is not as effective of a troll as I am, I can tell you that much.
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Mar 28, 2017 22:30
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get a job
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Pick posted:no, a previous owner ok. good
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Mar 28, 2017 22:31
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Pick posted:Well, he is not as effective of a troll as I am, I can tell you that much. And you aren't as good as I am 
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Pick posted:Well, he is not as effective of a troll as I am, I can tell you that much. You mean affective? Learn to spell, jfc
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SHISHKABOB posted:https://melmagazine.com/the-ideal-dick-is-the-boyfriend-dick-e66866eddc00 This is a weird article imo because it describes dicks that don't really exist as "on the upper range" and ones that are like in the 95% percentile (according to reputable statistics) as "take home to momma dick" which is weird way to put it by itself.
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Mar 28, 2017 22:33
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us vs also us posted:You mean affective? Learn to spell, jfc Lol you're a good poster
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us vs also us posted:what the gently caress are you talking about
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Lol you're a good poster Nice troll, not gonna take the bait on this one sorry 
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Psycho Society posted:This is a weird article imo because it describes dicks that don't really exist as "on the upper range" and ones that are like in the 95% percentile (according to reputable statistics) as "take home to momma dick" which is weird way to put it by itself. 7 inches exists
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Psycho Society posted:ok. good Yeah, he was actually a stray kitten from a stray momma and a private vet's office used him to teach newbie vets how to declaw, so his declawing was a real hack job and the bottom of his feet are horribly scarred. He requires a lot of special care as a result.
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7 inches exists? this is extremely disturbing
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Your stupidity is getting Troposphere in trouble. This is why we can't have... content any more.
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