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Should we like post good penises in here to see if we can help change the OP's mind?
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The main thing is I've made animal threads about most of my favorite critters and now I'm in this position where it's like, what, chalicotheres? Ground sloths? All that effort for an OP when all I really have to do is cite the animal that should not be pleased, but only eaten, and that animal is man
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Mar 28, 2017 19:13
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i'm glad we got to learn about moridins penis
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Mar 28, 2017 19:13
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scarycave posted:Please don't dick shame. Please do I'm almost there
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Mar 28, 2017 19:13
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We're at 7.5 billion people on the planet. That means there's about 3.8 billion cocks on the planet. If you cut all those cocks off and lashed them end to end, they would be almost as long as the rod that Pick continuously carries around inside her rear end
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Mar 28, 2017 19:13
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I exist in the computer shuffle mumble plane of existence, it's p rad.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:14
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Pick posted:The main thing is I've made animal threads about most of my favorite critters and now I'm in this position where it's like, what, chalicotheres? Ground sloths? All that effort for an OP when all I really have to do is cite the animal that should not be pleased, but only eaten, and that animal is man So dicks are one of your favorite animals?
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Mar 28, 2017 19:13
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Men make me have to be the emotional one because that's a wooooman's jooooob when all I want to do is pinch pennies and eat human flesh
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Mar 28, 2017 19:14
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Mar 28, 2017 19:15
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Pick posted:The main thing is I've made animal threads about most of my favorite critters and now I'm in this position where it's like, what, chalicotheres? Ground sloths? All that effort for an OP when all I really have to do is cite the animal that should not be pleased, but only eaten, and that animal is man You don't actually eat it this is probably where you are going wrong and getting bad feedback. You have to be careful your eBay rating is basically the measure of your worth as a person.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:15
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This thread is transphobic op
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Mar 28, 2017 19:16
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Pick posted:when all I want to do is pinch pennies You misspelled 'penises'
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Mar 28, 2017 19:17
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Pick how do you feel about hot women with big dicks? Maybe that's what you need instead of a man
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Mar 28, 2017 19:18
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Pick posted:Let's be honest here, it's just a little meat tube. It's been utterly replaced by better substitutes that don't smell and make "dick cheese", that are the size a woman actually finds comfortable, that don't get tired, that don't prioritize themselves. You think women are going to become obsolete because you can make sex robots? We already got our sex robots and we're fine. A lot of us, the quality ones, are checking out, because if the center of your world is a meat tube, your own meat tube, then we're better off sharing our lives with other fully realized people and having robots. If you developed empathy, that would also work, and mean a lot more than your meat tube, but you always claim "testosterone!" as a reason why you can't become a person and you've got to focus on your meat tube. Why does a woman have to put up with that? You're just another child, finagling his little flappy. Where women have flaps, we have sharing and camaraderie. We shuffle cards while you try to slam a sausage in the pack. You're alone because no one needs a parasite tube.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:18
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a penis entitles you to all kinds of benefits, such as having a more valuable opinion or being paid more
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Mar 28, 2017 19:18
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pick only seems to have opinions about men and only wants to post biotruths about them. it's not very feminist if you ask me.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:17
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Pick posted:Men make me have to be the emotional one because that's a wooooman's jooooob when all I want to do is pinch pennies and eat human flesh Well none of us asked to be born, either. Maybe, in another life, we could have all had an equal share in the emotion zone, and we could all laugh and cry together, and empathize and commiserate while we eat croissants under an umbrella on a wind swept beach. But it was not to be.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:18
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my penus is a 5 and a half inch little miracle how dare you OP
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Mar 28, 2017 19:18
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destroy the patriarchy by not thinking about and talking about men all the time imo
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Pick posted:Men make me have to be the emotional one because that's a wooooman's jooooob when all I want to do is pinch pennies and eat human flesh U can bite my butt ok
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Mar 28, 2017 19:19
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kecske posted:a penis entitles you to all kinds of benefits, such as having a more valuable opinion or being paid more Dont forget that you can make helicopter noises while swinging it around
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDswWxLEmnk&t=9s
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Mar 28, 2017 19:18
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My penis isn't particularly big or thick but it's fuckin heavy. When we gently caress you feel like you just ate a double quarter pounder. The doctors call it Dense Dick. My back hurts all the time. Whenever I get an erection there's a tsunami in Southeast Asia. My penis has the gravitational pull of a dying star. When I gently caress a woman and my penis goes inside of her she's suddenly impossible to knock over because he center of gravity so low. During sex the woman's head slowly moves toward our crotches. One time I left it in too long and this bitch straight up disappeared, her head went up into her Vagina and her whole body followed and she just winked out of time and space. and I was left wondering
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Mar 28, 2017 19:18
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This thread insults my special purpose.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:19
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Op do you hate trans girls
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Mar 28, 2017 19:19
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Gay Horney posted:My penis isn't particularly big or thick but it's fuckin heavy. When we gently caress you feel like you just ate a double quarter pounder. The doctors call it Dense Dick. My back hurts all the time. Whenever I get an erection there's a tsunami in Southeast Asia. My penis has the gravitational pull of a dying star. When I gently caress a woman and my penis goes inside of her she's suddenly impossible to knock over because he center of gravity so low. During sex the woman's head slowly moves toward our crotches. One time I left it in too long and this bitch straight up disappeared, her head went up into her Vagina and her whole body followed and I was left wondering badass
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Mar 28, 2017 19:20
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Hell Yeah posted:destroy the patriarchy by not thinking about and talking about men all the time imo her threads fail the bechdel test
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Mar 28, 2017 19:21
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Jose posted:pick why are you having a meltdown about men in gbs i hope she gets help tbh don't hurt yourself pick
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Mar 28, 2017 19:20
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Gay Horney posted:My penis isn't particularly big or thick but it's fuckin heavy. When we gently caress you feel like you just ate a double quarter pounder. The doctors call it Dense Dick. My back hurts all the time. Whenever I get an erection there's a tsunami in Southeast Asia. My penis has the gravitational pull of a dying star. When I gently caress a woman and my penis goes inside of her she's suddenly impossible to knock over because he center of gravity so low. During sex the woman's head slowly moves toward our crotches. One time I left it in too long and this bitch straight up disappeared, her head went up into her Vagina and her whole body followed and she just winked out of time and space. and I was left wondering you have cancer, dick cancer
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Mar 28, 2017 19:21
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Why is the OP so obsessed with dicks. Literally half of her posts are about dicks.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:21
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Pick posted:I mostly like to disdain the computar wizards who think that they're wise n worldly, top o the walk, in here but whenever I'm outside you guys just shuffle past me, in your shuffle-mumble world So you're mad that strange men won't talk to you or flirt with you in public? Most women would probably consider that a good thing. Why is every single poster in SA Feminism threads mentally ill like Pick?
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Mar 28, 2017 19:21
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I actually really like being a man. It comes with all sorts of fun benefits and my male-male friendships are very satisfying and stress-free. Sorry you caught the bad end of a coin flip, OP
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Mar 28, 2017 19:22
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Womyn Capote posted:Why is the OP so obsessed with dicks. Literally half of her posts are about dicks. I actually forgot about my penis for a while there. Thanks OP
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Mar 28, 2017 19:22
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Is pick ok? Also why do I keep making GBS threads my pants, constantly and all over the place??
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Mar 28, 2017 19:22
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Squashing Machine posted:I actually really like being a man. It comes with all sorts of fun benefits and my male-male friendships are very satisfying and stress-free. Sorry you caught the bad end of a coin flip, OP Bad news friend cos u a bitch, a pissy little ho, much of the time, obv
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Mar 28, 2017 19:23
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as in, you're not wearing them when you poo poo them? that's dedication
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Mar 28, 2017 19:23
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Womyn Capote posted:Why is the OP so obsessed with dicks. Literally half of her posts are about dicks. Because goons will keep coming back and posting about what a man hater she is and how badly their feelings are hurt.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:25
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:as in, you're not wearing them when you poo poo them? that's dedication My posts can be interpreted in many ways, reading them is like looking into a mirror
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Mar 28, 2017 19:24
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It's not just a penis though, there are big, heavy, balls too
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OP I hope someone takes you out for a nice dinner, sends you mixed signals, and then slowly cuts off contact over a period of meaningless small talk over texts. The coldest of ice burns.
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