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I'm trying to take a poo poo rn irl this thread is making it hard, my dong is going to touch the inside of the toilet bowl!
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new phone who dis posted:OP I hope someone takes you out for a nice dinner, sends you mixed signals, and then slowly cuts off contact over a period of meaningless small talk over texts. The coldest of ice burns. drat i'm down, I'll take the baby back ribs
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i feel the same way about satan that i feel about my penis meaning that i cant see them but i believe they are watching over me from down below
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Mar 28, 2017 19:26
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NomChompsky posted:Because goons will keep coming back and posting about what a man hater she is and how badly their feelings are hurt. yah and because it's really funny
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Mar 28, 2017 19:27
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Lol gently caress... We just got trolled you guys
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Mar 28, 2017 19:28
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also because men really do talk about their dicks constantly, either directly or indirectly, and they do not seem to realize this AT ALL, so it's my job to be a dick about it be a dick!
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Mar 28, 2017 19:28
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Pick posted:also because men really do talk about their dicks constantly, either directly or indirectly, and they do not seem to realize this AT ALL, so it's my job to be a dick about it Do go on!
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Mar 28, 2017 19:28
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us vs also us posted:Do go on! stop talking about your weiner
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Mar 28, 2017 19:29
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us vs also us posted:Lol gently caress... We just got trolled you guys Men can't help but be easily trolled about their dicks, since it's literally the only source of self-esteem they have. It's essentially the same rationale as white nationalism. Oh wow, I was born with a meat tube, so I'm better than a lot of people, or people with smaller meat tubes!! It's a meat tube. If you were comparing social security numbers it would be just as stupid and lame.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:30
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Sheep goats did you gently caress any ladyboys when. You were in Thailand?
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we have had a lot of doobie threads recently. coincidence??
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Mar 28, 2017 19:29
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The other day my gf / fiancee turned around and when she turned back to talk to me I had pulled my balls through my zipper and pretended like nothing was different, until she noticed and we laughed
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Mar 28, 2017 19:29
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Most girls don't have 14 inch fingers like you do pick you should have some sympathy
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Mar 28, 2017 19:31
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Pick posted:Men can't help but be easily trolled about their dicks, since it's literally the only source of self-esteem they have. It's essentially the same rationale as white nationalism. Oh wow, I was born with a meat tube, so I'm better than a lot of people, or people with smaller meat tubes!! It's a meat tube. If you were comparing social security numbers it would be just as stupid and lame. i often refer to my dick as a meat tube in my internal dialogue, story checks out, pick knows what she talkin about
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Mar 28, 2017 19:30
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freudian imagery piled high
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Mar 28, 2017 19:31
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Pick posted:Men can't help but be easily trolled about their dicks, since it's literally the only source of self-esteem they have. It's essentially the same rationale as white nationalism. Oh wow, I was born with a meat tube, so I'm better than a lot of people, or people with smaller meat tubes!! It's a meat tube. If you were comparing social security numbers it would be just as stupid and lame. Funny because a lot of women with big boobs seem to think it's unfair they can't go topless, I don't think this is a coincidence
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us vs also us posted:My posts can be interpreted in many ways, reading them is like looking into a mirror and much like a mirror they show me things that i don't want to see
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Pick posted:I was born with a meat tube, so I'm better than a lot of people 
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The puppet master..............
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Mar 28, 2017 19:31
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It's a Pick Dick thread, not a Dick Pic thread, you loving animal.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:32
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Spunky Psycho Ho posted:The other day my gf / fiancee turned around and when she turned back to talk to me I had pulled my balls through my zipper and pretended like nothing was different, until she noticed and we laughed Lol I do this to my wife at least once almost every day
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Mar 28, 2017 19:32
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OP sure talks about dicks a lot is all I can say. A whole lot of posting about dicks, yessir.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:32
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Mods can we all get a "Pick's Dicks" gang tag? TIA
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Mar 28, 2017 19:33
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It turns out Pick wasn't in it for the Good Posting, just the attention. rip.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:33
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Pick posted:Men can't help but be easily trolled about their dicks, since it's literally the only source of self-esteem they have. It's essentially the same rationale as white nationalism. Oh wow, I was born with a meat tube, so I'm better than a lot of people, or people with smaller meat tubes!! It's a meat tube. If you were comparing social security numbers it would be just as stupid and lame. Uh, I hate my terribly dick thank you very much.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:33
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Jose posted:Sheep goats did you gently caress any ladyboys when. You were in Thailand? No When I was first there two of them chased me down an alley trying to pinch my checks saying "narak narak" which means cute, cute I was maybe 24? People say you can't tell them apart from girls but the people that say that are drunken hillpeople who have been in the country for a span of hours. You can tell them apart from girls.
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Mar 28, 2017 19:33
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Sheep-Goats posted:No Seems more theyre just embarrassed to admit they want to gently caress a chick with a dick
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Mar 28, 2017 19:34
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Spunky Psycho Ho posted:Funny because a lot of women with big boobs seem to think it's unfair they can't go topless, I don't think this is a coincidence That's because women don't enjoy bras, and many fabrics will irritate our nipples when erect
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Mar 28, 2017 19:36
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same
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Mar 28, 2017 19:36
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Pick posted:That's because women don't enjoy bras, and many fabrics will irritate our nipples when erect Way to talk about your meat sacs like anyone even cares
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Mar 28, 2017 19:36
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Op not everyone with a penis is a man. Hope this helps! Byeeee!!
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Mar 28, 2017 19:37
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Pick posted:That's because women don't enjoy bras, and many fabrics will irritate our nipples when erect I hate pants, but it's because they killed my grandfather.
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Pick posted:That's because women don't enjoy bras, and many fabrics will irritate our nipples when erect Learn some goddamn nipple control you maniac! 
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Gay Horney posted:My penis isn't particularly big or thick but it's fuckin heavy. When we gently caress you feel like you just ate a double quarter pounder. The doctors call it Dense Dick. My back hurts all the time. Whenever I get an erection there's a tsunami in Southeast Asia. My penis has the gravitational pull of a dying star. When I gently caress a woman and my penis goes inside of her she's suddenly impossible to knock over because he center of gravity so low. During sex the woman's head slowly moves toward our crotches. One time I left it in too long and this bitch straight up disappeared, her head went up into her Vagina and her whole body followed and she just winked out of time and space. and I was left wondering This happened to me once and I freaked the gently caress out, because I was sure I'd go down for murder. But it's not a murder without a body 
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Sheep-Goats posted:No Duh, you can tell them apart because they won't stop talking about their dicks Haven't you read any of picks posts itt?
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XMNN posted:i hope she gets help tbh Agreed
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Duh, you can tell them apart because they won't stop talking about their dicks Men just had huge protests full of Dick Helmets and dressed up like giant dongs
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:This happened to me once and I freaked the gently caress out, because I was sure I'd go down for murder. But it's not a murder without a body Habeas Cockus Humungous
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Pick posted:That's because women don't enjoy bras Neither do men.
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Jose posted:Seems more theyre just embarrassed to admit they want to gently caress a chick with a dick You see them wandering off with a ladyboy who has come to the bars with young tourist boys because she wants to pack in some teen meat, my Brit friend Adrian used to yell out "It's a dude!" I never yelled nothing. The part of them that needs to know already knows. gently caress the rest of the parts of the person, the parts that don't need to know, they deserve what they get.
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