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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Shampy posted:

your dad says mine doesn't make him come, any tips for my old man?

quit being stupid

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us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

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I put my rear end directly under the chili and nacho cheese dispenser

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
the gas station here has old mexican ladies that make tacos & they're delicious

syllable police
Feb 23, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

us vs also us posted:

I put my rear end directly under the chili and nacho cheese dispenser

same, but then I like rainbows :)

edit puke

syllable police
Feb 23, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

myDad posted:

the gas station here has old mexican ladies that make tacos & they're delicious

hah they probably reuse your farts to light the burners

Tuff Scrote
Apr 23, 2004

green chicken feet posted:

I haven't tried Wawa's subs yet, but I heard they're delicious. Confirm/deny?

Wawas sandwiches are whatever. Their sizzlis are where it's at. I had a sausage egg and cheese where the fuggin bread was pieces of French toast. Mama mia

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
I like the convenience stores that are run by brown people and have all sorts of kitschy poo poo and pipes and stuff and sometimes even have a proper taqueria inside (or at least a stand outside).

7-11s are boring and generic and are staffed mostly by stoned kids and that weird early-40s manager who's either way too eager and energetic or one step away from suicide. And their food is the lowest tier of the convenience store food, even Valero is better.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Jesus Christ posted:

I like the convenience stores that are run by brown people and have all sorts of kitschy poo poo and pipes and stuff and sometimes even have a proper taqueria inside (or at least a stand outside).

7-11s are boring and generic and are staffed mostly by stoned kids and that weird early-40s manager who's either way too eager and energetic or one step away from suicide. And their food is the lowest tier of the convenience store food, even Valero is better.

my 7-11 only has guys in their 40 working at it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I had to knock on the door so i could get in less than a month ago at 5 am less than a month ago

Ardemia
Jan 2, 2004

IT IS MY RIGHT TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL WHEN I'VE PUT BACK SIX SHIRLEY TEMPLES OK

:patriot:
Sheetz is better

wrap it up 7/11ailures

Ryoga
Sep 10, 2003
Eternally Lost
My local 7-11 is usually on the ball, but the ramune machine has been broken for the last few weeks. still the best cheap beef bowls around though.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Ardemia posted:

Sheetz is better

wrap it up 7/11ailures

Cant buy beer at the PA sheetz. Its at best a delicious diesel-scented hillbilly sizzler.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Ya'll ever been to a Stewart's? Those are nice.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYbe-35_BaA

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i only buy Monster energy drinks, Slurpees, and sour candy from 7-11 OP!!

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

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Chinatown posted:

i only buy Monster energy drinks, Slurpees, and sour candy from 7-11 OP!!

nice!!!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

yeah OP!@!!

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

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Chinatown posted:

yeah OP!@!!



u tried these??

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
are you pre or post??

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

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myDad posted:

are you pre or post??

Well as you can see the bag is open so clearly I am post-snacking on those delicious candies! :)

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
gimme some!

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

us vs also us posted:

Well as you can see the bag is open so clearly I am post-snacking on those delicious candies! :)

pm me

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

Ya'll ever been to a Stewart's? Those are nice.

bomb ice cream for sure

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

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Les Os posted:

bomb ice cream for sure


YOU KNOW WHO ACTUALLY HAS PRETTY GOOD ICE CREAM???? 7-ELEVEN

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I'm about to go to 7/11 right now and kill myself

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
OP I don't think people that work for 7/11 even like it this much

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

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Like for real I bought some of the 7-eleven brand "s'mores" flavored ice cream and, can I be honest for a second here? poo poo was the bomb. It has graham cracker flavored ice cream for christ's sake

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

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and don't get me started on the marshmallow swirl!!!!!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

us vs also us posted:



u tried these??

kinda weak sauce honestly.

kroger name brand sour worms for lyfe

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

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Chinatown posted:

kinda weak sauce honestly.

kroger name brand sour worms for lyfe

I agree but for some reason I keep on buying them?? I tried the blue raspberry ones once an they were actually pretty tasty but I kid you not, they turned my poo radioactive green, like same as those halloween burger king burgers with the black bun. After that I stopped buying them even though they're tasty because I was so alarmed by the green poops

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

us vs also us posted:

I agree but for some reason I keep on buying them?? I tried the blue raspberry ones once an they were actually pretty tasty but I kid you not, they turned my poo radioactive green, like same as with those halloween burger king burgers with the black bun. After that I stopped buying them even though they're tasty because I was so alarmed by the green poops

if u want super sour belts hit up sweet factory at the mall (the mall lol) or Amazon

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

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thansk for posting in my thread everybody

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

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Chinatown posted:

if u want super sour belts hit up sweet factory at the mall (the mall lol) or Amazon

hell yeah thanks for the tip fellow sour candy addict

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

us vs also us posted:

hell yeah thanks for the tip fellow sour candy addict

hell yeah :respek:

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Please write this down: I-95 exit 74 in Maryland has a Wawa, Royal Farms, Sheetz, and 7-11.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Something for everyone in the car.

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

green chicken feet posted:

I haven't tried Wawa's subs yet, but I heard they're delicious. Confirm/deny?

Yeah, they're alright for gas station subs. Good if you have no other option for subs, but they're probably substantially shittier in areas that don't have a bunch of wops and/or immigrants that already know how to make a sandwich.

Like Chipotle on Long Island, which was somehow the worst Chipotle I've ever had. Like Dominicans don't know how to make a loving burrito or something.



Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Please write this down: I-95 exit 74 in Maryland has a Wawa, Royal Farms, Sheetz, and 7-11.

Which exit is this? I don't drive up through MD if I can avoid it, but that sounds like gas station nirvana.

BLARGHLE fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Mar 29, 2017

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
Why would someone shop at a convenience store called "Sheetz" lol

Is it b/c after you go there, you can say "im full of Sheeeetz hahahhHaaha" cause that's pretty worth it imo

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Please write this down: I-95 exit 74 in Maryland has a Wawa, Royal Farms, Sheetz, and 7-11.

OK! :) *writes down what u said*

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BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

drat horror queefs posted:

Why would someone shop at a convenience store called "Sheetz" lol

Is it b/c after you go there, you can say "im full of Sheeeetz hahahhHaaha" cause that's pretty worth it imo

They're a big thing on the east coast, but their food has increasingly become "sheetz" over the years

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