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Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

dromal phrenia posted:

who will shane reveal as his proxy for this match?

In a massive coup, Shane signed Finn Balor to Smackdown Live!




...Is what I wish was happening. We all know Shane will personally fight AJ this weekend.

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
but you won't be facing me, AJ, you'll be facing the third McMahon child, Mr. Kennedy!

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Shane O Mac! We love you! You MADE AJ Styles!

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



"Your sister sucks!"

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Is Shane doing a Cena promo

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
I can't believe Young Boy Big Dick Tom killed Mauro to take his spot.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Less talking, more A.J beating the gently caress out of Shane.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
was there anything before the contract signing, i came in late

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



tecnocrat posted:

"Your sister sucks!"

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
if i was as good at flat ironing my hair as AJ is, I would have a hell of an ego too.

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Shane makes people reach down deep to be their very best. It's Shane that carries the match babay!!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
;p;

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
is this a contract signing or a therapy session

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
No one believes that AJ needs his A game to beat Shane.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



SUN GOD AVATAR posted:

Shane makes people reach down deep to be their very best. It's Shane that carries the match babay!!

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

AJ looking a little scared to verse an icon.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Selling Shane as a serious wrestling competitor is still the most baffling thing

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
i love promos that are essentially telling another wrestler what's happened in the past few weeks like a bed time story.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

BWV posted:

Is Shane doing a Cena promo

YOU ARE REALLY GOOD AND ALSO I RESPECT YOU BUT WE HAVE TO FIGHT. MAYBE IN ANOTHER LIFE WE COULD HAVE BEEN BROTHERS, RUNNING A FREE RANGE CHICKEN FARM TOGETHER BUT THIS IS HOW IT IS, FRIEND.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Its your ego when we hosed up the Harper-AJ stipulation.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

ahahahaha i never thought about that, a normal wrestling match is not shane's specialty

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
You have now innard the world of AJ Styles!

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Aj's home vs. Roman's yard

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



CarlCX posted:

Selling Shane as a serious wrestling competitor is still the most baffling thing

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

YOU ARE REALLY GOOD AND ALSO I RESPECT YOU BUT WE HAVE TO FIGHT. MAYBE IN ANOTHER LIFE WE COULD HAVE BEEN BROTHERS, RUNNING A FREE RANGE CHICKEN FARM TOGETHER BUT THIS IS HOW IT IS, FRIEND.

sorry, i can't hear this said in Cena's preacher voice

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

dromal phrenia posted:

ahahahaha i never thought about that, a normal wrestling match is not shane's specialty

Wait, I don't have anything giant to jump off of?

...poo poo!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I love AJ and I hate his weird beard.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

shane is going to be J. Peterman in about a decade

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i didnt realize shane is taller than AJ

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Seal the deal with a crotch bump.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
No please don't fight, I don't want to see more baby punches.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003


Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

Is Shane's shirt on inside out and backwards

there's a tag on the front

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Yikes. No handshake means no match. Oh man.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Rhonne posted:

Wait, I don't have anything giant to jump off of?

...poo poo!

Shane is going to start the match by flopping out of a low flying blimp, hitting AJ and killing both of them.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Hug it out

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
whoa d-bry you're not cleared to wrestle you better get outta there

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


ow my balls

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ICR
Dec 31, 2008

No deal sealed. No AJ at Wrestlemania :(

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