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"I'ma sit at your table!" "I don't have a table!" "Well then what the gently caress are ya doin?" "I WORK HERE!" 
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From my thankfully limited experience with Golden corral its clientele is physically not capable of any real fighting and is certainly not long for this world.
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Local news reporter in Philly gets kicked out of a comedy club, doesn't take it well: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zFRPtEah7dY
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I wish I got a show like this when I ordered food at KFC. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9U7tVUwHNY
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Jun 7, 2017 04:49
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Nostradingus posted:If stories are OK rather than video, an old woman freaked out at me in a Pizza Hut once because I was wearing plaid and "plaid is for farmers, not young folks who sit around on the computers all day." She also told me I was going to hell. I really wish I'd gotten it on video. how did she know you're not a farmer
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College professor is unreasonably pissed off that someone yawned. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6buiTtvrft4
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A compilation of moms being really loving angry at their kid's being on Twitch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axgqq2r_lsE All of them are amazing in their own way so it's super tough to pick the best but the one at 7:04 takes the cake. Dude apparantly dropped out of college to be a League of Legends player (he has like 200 Twitch subs so loving lol) and stole his mom's credit card and charged $400 bucks for character skins. Mom ain't happy.
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Jun 9, 2017 23:11
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OldTennisCourt posted:A compilation of moms being really loving angry at their kid's being on Twitch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axgqq2r_lsE Teenagers are generally assholes just due to their age. I'm fully behind the parents in each of these videos just for how belligerent the little shits are. Darn kids.
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Arcsquad12 posted:Teenagers are generally assholes just due to their age. I'm fully behind the parents in each of these videos just for how belligerent the little shits are. Darn kids. I could MAYBE see the one kid who stayed home sick. He said he was in bed for 24 hours already and I can kinda see being slightly sick and bored and wanting to play a bit but even then if it's clear Mom is pissed off maybe don't argue.
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Jun 10, 2017 15:22
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SHUT UP BITCH
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What weird-rear end hell idiot school doesn't require to see report cards signed by a parent?
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OldTennisCourt posted:I could MAYBE see the one kid who stayed home sick. He said he was in bed for 24 hours already and I can kinda see being slightly sick and bored and wanting to play a bit but even then if it's clear Mom is pissed off maybe don't argue. He probably stayed home "tired" rather than sick because he stayed up all night the night before playing video games. I'd be really sad if my loser kids were obsessed with video games and streaming to the exclusion of everything else. I wonder if becoming a "pro streamer" is the career aspiration equivalent these days of the kids in middle school who said they wanted to be wrestlers or hip hop producers
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Jerry Cotton posted:What weird-rear end hell idiot school doesn't require to see report cards signed by a parent? None
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Honestly I feel like every single person has at one point tried a lovely excuse like that on their mom and totally thought that poo poo would work "Oh man mom my report card was so good I just threw it away, yup all A+"
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OldTennisCourt posted:Honestly I feel like every single person has at one point tried a lovely excuse like that on their mom and totally thought that poo poo would work A lot of people never had a bad report card.
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Jun 10, 2017 22:51
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OldTennisCourt posted:Honestly I feel like every single person has at one point tried a lovely excuse like that on their mom and totally thought that poo poo would work Nothing like that, but I *did* do the "skip a day to play" thing when big games where released. Ah to be 12 and without responsibilities again... Basically what I'm saying is that last kid was me.
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Jun 10, 2017 22:57
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Iirc my school mailed out our reports.
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Benny Harvey posted:Iirc my school mailed out our reports. They did and if I wasn't home in time to intercept it before my parents got home it was a rough night
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Rough Lobster posted:They did and if I wasn't home in time to intercept it before my parents got home it was a rough night Did they every ask about it? How long did you keep the charade up
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Jun 14, 2017 13:02
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I used a scanner and ms paint to forge my moms signature on a letter from my high school saying I was in danger of being expelled due to low attendance. Totally worked too, she didnt know a thing until I was expelled!!! In retrospect a poor decision on my part
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Biplane posted:I used a scanner and ms paint to forge my moms signature on a letter from my high school saying I was in danger of being expelled due to low attendance. Totally worked too, she didnt know a thing until I was expelled!!! Oh man. That reminds me. I used the hand scanner at school to make dgital copies of hallpasses and teacher signatures. It all went wrong when I tried to impress the cute cheerleader with them.
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Jun 14, 2017 19:30
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Does road rage count as a freak out? Cause some of these were amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owtG4fGBC38
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Jun 14, 2017 23:35
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Rough Lobster posted:They did and if I wasn't home in time to intercept it before my parents got home it was a rough night Lmfao same. I was really bad at getting rid of them though I'd hide them under my mattress or in my closet and forget to throw them out and get in trouble months or in some cases years later
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Jun 14, 2017 23:50
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I used to forge excuse notes for the office all the time in high school cause I would hand stakingly recreate my mom or dad's signature like a medieval bible scribe I know longer had to worry about it once I was in broadcasting class for more than a year and could just sign out whenever with a camera and go eat pizza and watch a movie or whatever, film something dumb for half an hour and return the camera before school ended
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Tarantula posted:Does road rage count as a freak out? Cause some of these were amazing. It's a shame none of these that escalate actually show the aftermath
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Aesop Poprock posted:It's a shame none of these that escalate actually show the aftermath I was really hoping to find out that neckbeard gently caress at the end was actually charged with assault, unfortunately I couldn't find anything further on it.
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Tarantula posted:I was really hoping to find out that neckbeard gently caress at the end was actually charged with assault, unfortunately I couldn't find anything further on it. doing some news searching, apparently they are pressing charges against the guy (the altercation only happened this past weekend) and the guy himself has a criminal record, mostly for assault (often against women) and his "Combat Veteran" claim is apparently bull as people have come out of the woodwork that knew him in the Army, and are saying he never saw any "real combat", so he's a false valor dipshit too.
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Choco1980 posted:doing some news searching, apparently they are pressing charges against the guy (the altercation only happened this past weekend) and the guy himself has a criminal record, mostly for assault (often against women) and his "Combat Veteran" claim is apparently bull as people have come out of the woodwork that knew him in the Army, and are saying he never saw any "real combat", so he's a false valor dipshit too. That's pretty good. Can we get a link to it or something though or how did you find this out
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Well in the comments to the road rage video someone tells the name of the lady that was recording the video. Searching her finds the original fb post of the video, where she herself names the crazy guy, Chad Huntsinger (he apparently told them his name because he's that kind of genius) and googling him for news led me to this strange page, of which I'm not even sure what the point of the database is: https://www.everipedia.com/chad-huntsinger/
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Choco1980 posted:doing some news searching, apparently they are pressing charges against the guy (the altercation only happened this past weekend) and the guy himself has a criminal record, mostly for assault (often against women) and his "Combat Veteran" claim is apparently bull as people have come out of the woodwork that knew him in the Army, and are saying he never saw any "real combat", so he's a false valor dipshit too. That warms my heart haha.
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OldTennisCourt posted:Did they every ask about it? How long did you keep the charade up Usually about a week until my mom heard about her friend's kids grades on MomNet.
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Woman gets pissed off in a McDonald's, gets pepper sprayed for her troubles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIohXGcURXk Couple get caught loving in a McDonald's bathroom (dude looks pretty much how you'd expect) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GbJI14QLto And now, the best one in a while: Insane dude is angry about gas station hot dogs, uses 3rd grade level insults https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwE_RR1KjDQ YEAH BUDDY, FLIP YOU!
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AutoZone attempted murder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooYGA4UBG-8 "RUN THEM OVER"
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Guy flips his poo poo on woman driving while on the phone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOQJEwSJ2bs Video after police arrive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRDKLSHUV3w
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Lady throws tantrum over not being able to see a white doctor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf2sZxdF4i4
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Monumentally drunk woman goes on a rampage in 7/11 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43MDoVPy5u4 He just told me to DIE SOMEHWERE
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ReidRansom posted:The clerk totally assaulted the boyfriend there. I guess he figured the dude was gonna attack him after he pushed the woman.
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