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Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
The balding clerk sounds like Ray Romano.

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OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07V0AVK5F-E

Collection of freakouts

The best bit is at 7:10, a woman is really really really loving angry and offended that a waitress asked "Are you alright?"

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

The good clip starts at about 1:50. It features a man humping another guys bike and culminates in a shoving match in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY0zxJVsu44

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

grittyreboot posted:

The good clip starts at about 1:50. It features a man humping another guys bike and culminates in a shoving match in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY0zxJVsu44

"Don't touch me again!"

"I mean it, touch me one more time and I'll defend myself!"

"I dare you to touch me!"

"Touch me again and I swear I will have to defend myself!"

"...please, somebody touch me :("

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
DON'T HIT ME MOMMY!

I AM AN ADVOCATE FOR CHILDREN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcxpIGAdrX8

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

OldTennisCourt posted:

DON'T HIT ME MOMMY!

I AM AN ADVOCATE FOR CHILDREN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcxpIGAdrX8

Was I watching some British candid camera prank? :stare:

Content:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpJMCmvgKKg

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Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow

That HAS to be a sketch. That cashier knocks it out of the park at the end.

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

StarMinstrel posted:

That HAS to be a sketch. That cashier knocks it out of the park at the end.

It is. Paul Sheldon was the author in Steven King's book Misery. The lady is dressed like the creepy lady in the book as well.

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

Violet_Sky posted:

Was I watching some British candid camera prank? :stare:

Content:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpJMCmvgKKg

God dam that woman missing her ferry cracked me up, I can understand being mad over missing an important ferry but no way I would make myself look like that big of a twat in public over it.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
GIVE ME SWEET JUICE

JUICE NOT SWEET

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012

Nostradingus posted:

If stories are OK rather than video, an old woman freaked out at me in a Pizza Hut once because I was wearing plaid and "plaid is for farmers, not young folks who sit around on the computers all day." She also told me I was going to hell. I really wish I'd gotten it on video.
Speaking of old ladies at Pizza Hut....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAxtTDXkb6c

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Insane man on subway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mko5Y8QUEjI

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Couple goes insane because they miss their flight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e7jsM1116k

I'M AN OPEN HEART SURGEON I NEED TO OPERATE ON SOMEONE

Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow

OldTennisCourt posted:

Couple goes insane because they miss their flight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e7jsM1116k

I'M AN OPEN HEART SURGEON I NEED TO OPERATE ON SOMEONE

reminds me of when i take the train and i see people running on the platform, banging on the train's doors as it's moving out o.O it happens about once every three times. it's like people's brain fry out and they can't fathom that they're late, it's just an impossibility.

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


OldTennisCourt posted:

Couple goes insane because they miss their flight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e7jsM1116k

I'M AN OPEN HEART SURGEON I NEED TO OPERATE ON SOMEONE

You would think that now a decade and a half into our national security freakout, people would realize that the one place you definitely don't want to have a public meltdown is in an airport. It never ends well.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

OldTennisCourt posted:

Couple goes insane because they miss their flight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e7jsM1116k

I'M AN OPEN HEART SURGEON I NEED TO OPERATE ON SOMEONE

"Open heart surgeon" sounds like a title that an actual surgeon would never use.
It's LAX to Phoenix. It's a 6 hour drive. There are also flights leaving every 30 minutes going between those airports. A surgeon could probably afford last minute fares on the next flight.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

ReidRansom posted:

You would think that now a decade and a half into our national security freakout, people would realize that the one place you definitely don't want to have a public meltdown is in an airport. It never ends well.

To be honest I'm surprised it took as long as it did for him to get arrested. Dude was yelling pretty loud

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
Skateboard kid up to his old shenanigans!

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bZnqyE14RY

A schlubby 30 something gets mad at a McDonalds for not having a Jr Chicken at 3AM, and proceeds to rant about women and the word bitch. Mostly I just want to post this because it's Ottawa and I like seeing dumbasses in my city.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
I guess it's my shyness but I can't even imagine being that much of a dick at a McDonald's. Like, even when they gently caress up my order I'll bring it up to be changed and even then I feel a tiny bit lovely about it.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
He'll I felt bad about correcting the math on the kids at the lemonade stand today

Oxygen Deficiency
May 19, 2008



Arcsquad12 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bZnqyE14RY

A schlubby 30 something gets mad at a McDonalds for not having a Jr Chicken at 3AM, and proceeds to rant about women and the word bitch. Mostly I just want to post this because it's Ottawa and I like seeing dumbasses in my city.

Wowzers, its an authentic "Sir this is a McDonalds drivethru" caught in the wild.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
More soverign citizens being loving idiots: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7hwDMAJEzU

Another giant dork refuses to say if he's a US citizen or not. "YA'LL KNOW HOW MANY COUNTRIES BE DOING THIS THING RIGHT NOW? NAZI GERMANY IS ONE!"

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost


I'm gonna eat god drat it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RNb3tt0LM

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvNs4sdqjMU
Collection of soverign citizen freakouts.

WHERE'S THE CORPUS DELECTI TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS ARE NOT CRIMES DRIVING WITH A BROKEN TAILLIGHT IS NOT A CRIME WHERE IS THE CORPUS DELECTI


I will never understand needless pissing matches like this. Just....just show your drivers license. Look, cops have done lovely things, but why needlessly start a long rear end legal debate over showing your loving license

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

OldTennisCourt posted:

More soverign citizens being loving idiots: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7hwDMAJEzU

Another giant dork refuses to say if he's a US citizen or not. "YA'LL KNOW HOW MANY COUNTRIES BE DOING THIS THING RIGHT NOW? NAZI GERMANY IS ONE!"
What did the guy at the end do besides refuse a search?

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Halloween Jack posted:

What did the guy at the end do besides refuse a search?

Since they're coming through what looks to be an immigration checkpoint and he's refusing a search and acting like a cock they probably are thinking: A. He's hiding drugs or B. Hiding immigrants.

It's tough, I think if the cops acted the same way with dudes who were acting normally I'd be against them, but they act like just tremendous pricks it's hard to side with them.

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
Welcome to EVE online, neeeeerds in spaaace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmS9vcVNr5A

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

OldTennisCourt posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvNs4sdqjMU
Collection of soverign citizen freakouts.

WHERE'S THE CORPUS DELECTI TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS ARE NOT CRIMES DRIVING WITH A BROKEN TAILLIGHT IS NOT A CRIME WHERE IS THE CORPUS DELECTI


I will never understand needless pissing matches like this. Just....just show your drivers license. Look, cops have done lovely things, but why needlessly start a long rear end legal debate over showing your loving license

Do you really think sov cits are the type who have/bother to renew their drivers licenses

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Aesop Poprock posted:

Do you really think sov cits are the type who have/bother to renew their drivers licenses

UH excuse you I'm not a driver I am a traveler and in the articles of confederation it clearly states

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Woman is really really loving angry about seeing a service dog in a restaurant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySSdeYpoWBU

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
I will never understand why people try to argue or reason with a crazy person. All it does is rile up the crazy more and prolong their episode. Stop yelling back at the crazy person and let them loving leave. That video would be about 10 seconds if the other people would've kept their mouths shut. You cannot reason with that crazy woman, and no amount of defending veterans' honor :911: is gonna 1) change her mind or 2) resolve the situation (which is the crazy having a meltdown). Let her finish her meltdown and her boyfriend will drag her rear end out.

Edit: to be clear, I am not blaming the others. The blame rests 100% on the crazy woman having a meltdown about a service dog in a restaurant. But the other people are stupid.

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Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow

Dick Burglar posted:

I will never understand why people try to argue or reason with a crazy person. All it does is rile up the crazy more and prolong their episode. Stop yelling back at the crazy person and let them loving leave. That video would be about 10 seconds if the other people would've kept their mouths shut. You cannot reason with that crazy woman, and no amount of defending veterans' honor :911: is gonna 1) change her mind or 2) resolve the situation (which is the crazy having a meltdown). Let her finish her meltdown and her boyfriend will drag her rear end out.

Edit: to be clear, I am not blaming the others. The blame rests 100% on the crazy woman having a meltdown about a service dog in a restaurant. But the other people are stupid.

The way I view it is: if you can't even reason with mentally healthy relatives on your Facebook page or a random family dinner, why even bother with crazy strangers. Save your saliva.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
Also potentially save your skin. Somebody who's willing to start screaming about a service dog in a restaurant is also potentially someone willing to get violent over it. Conflict de-escalation is something more people need to practice.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
What gets me is that the dog was incredibly calm throughout the whole thing. Like if it was barking and making GBS threads okay thats gross and annoying, but no, the dog was chill as hell.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Garden Gnome comes to life, becomes music critic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E62iA6KCIQ

Local Mom has 1 crazy tip to stop illegal photographers,skaters hate her!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgGgmOy2av4

The worst thing is when you don't get the reciept for your dunkin donuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRjphtHxxFg

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Your Gay Uncle posted:


The worst thing is when you don't get the reciept for your dunkin donuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRjphtHxxFg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R7n3vNcXW0

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Dude is super loving hyped for some arm wrestling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPZd1BW6ODY

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
I'm noticing that there are quite a lot of these freak outs involving middle aged white women and it makes me wonder how much white privilege plays into some of these incidents. Wouldn't be surprising to discover that people are going to be a lot more patient about a middle aged white woman having a meltdown compared to a person of color, which just encourages the behavior in the future.

That or some untreated mental illness? Some of these folks are so weirdly drawn toward generating conflict, I can't think of any other reason they would act so immature.

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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

OldTennisCourt posted:

All of them are amazing in their own way so it's super tough to pick the best but the one at 7:04 takes the cake. Dude apparantly dropped out of college to be a League of Legends player (he has like 200 Twitch subs so loving lol) and stole his mom's credit card and charged $400 bucks for character skins. Mom ain't happy.

So this guy's a grown adult who's essentially stolen $400 from his mother to spend on video game accessories? If I was his mother, I'd probably freak out on him.

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