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for star trek: manual steering column borg queen (although seen in voyager) that poo poo doesn't make sense old warp drive scale holocommunicators ambo jitsu any of the engineers of the ent-D before geordie took over computer, create sentience worf dating troi data's emotion chip (although seen in generations) referring to Voyager as 'the voyager' the voyager ferengi laser whips cardassian head brace things
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 11:50 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 02:28 |
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Nonviolent J posted:i dont get anything you posted but thank you for being sincere (hopefully) yeah in nemesis, which is the worst star trek movie, riker is like, computer, activate the manual steering column and this stupid logitech joystick rises out of a hutch. this doesn't happen on star trek again the borg queen was this character they created for first contact which doesn't make any sense, the borg are supposed to be like perfect single-brained communist guys and then you have this bitch struttin around showing off her tits who is somehow the boss of a people whose point is they are their own boss, because they wanted sex appeal, it was terrrrible but i guess they brought her back in voyager despite the fact they killed her sooooooooo back in the original series with kirk the warp scale was different so like, they went to warp 22 and poo poo when in the new scale warp 10 is infinitely fast, the asymptote of the warp curve if that makes sense in ds9 for one episode everyone gets a holocommunicator on their bridges. it takes up like a whole stations worth of real estate on there and has a stupid glowing floor ring that lights up so when you chat they look like they're in the same room as you. it was real bad ambo jitsu is this borderline racist, massively stupid martial art that riker and his dad do. you fight with giant cotton buds, blind. for some reason it never makes a comeback in original series there used to be a bunch of different dudes, like a new one each episode, in charge of engineering, and no-one really had much of a part at all. shimoda was the best one because he got drunk but they were all very temporary geordie gets the computer to create a sentient hologram based off of moriaty from sherlock holmes because of a bet. it doesn't go well for like one episode the klingon worf was dating councillor troi. it wasn't a good fit, esp because she was riker's ex, but also because worf is kind of a fuckman data gets an emotion chip from his dad that would help him feel emotions. he decides he's not ready to feel emotions, because that would completely destroy the point of his character, which is pinocchio in like the first episode of voyager, tom says, "it's the Voyager!" which sounds totally wrong despite the fact that "the Enterprise" is totally fine in that same first episode voyager gets lost in the delta quadrant so in the point of the show's continuity they never really see it again, it takes some weird time travel poo poo that was terrible to bring them home, and the whole show has just awful writing so its more like wishful thinking when the ferengi were introduced in tng they were kind of lovely rat people that danced around like some stupid school play and had whips that they whipped at people to laser them rather than a gun. it was all really stupid and while the whips don't really show themselves again they wouldn't become unstupid until ds9 cardassian soldiers used to have weird head gear when they were first introduced. they were very terrible and unnecessary, they have a lot of poo poo going on already to make em look alien
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 12:58 |
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lol but seriously I posted:I thought all the holo people were more or less sentient. Probably the ship, too. sentience is definitely a sliding scale the alarming thing is the computer simply created an entity capable of destroying the ship and never justified itself beyond, well, that's sort of what you asked it was like, well, he's alive now so that's a thing. guess we have to be more careful of what we order from the replicator or we might just make a real people we are morally required to continue the subjective existence of instead of tea earl grey hot
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 13:25 |
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im pooping! posted:while you're right, they were stupid as gently caress on tng, they did show quark's marauder mo action figure holding a whip during an episode of ds9, and on enterprise they fully brought back the whip as a really bad rear end weapon wielded by ethan phillps i'm not saying that the reframing job ds9 did didn't utterly vindicate the ferengi, and that casting the whip as a kitchy nostalgia thing was an loving brilliant idea and a memorable as poo poo prop. ds9 cleaned up a lot of shat beds but that thing was reeeediculous and it was never justified why the ferengi, a people all about trading, wouldn't just use the best, easiest, push button weapon any species makes. which is probably the romulan disruptor?
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 23:50 |