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oldpainless posted:Joey was a good but not book smart guy in the beginning but by the fifth season he was literally retarded. "Syphilis is a sexually transmitted disease (STD) that can have very serious complications when left untreated"
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Doflamingo posted:Kill Phoebe, gently caress Rachel, marry Monica is how I always saw it. Wrong. Monica would be all up in your poo poo all day. If you marry Phoebe you can just smoke weed all the time
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phoebe reminds me of that kid in Bob's Burgers who just fucks them over on the regular for 0 reason at all
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WE WERE ON A BREAK! i'm happy it's on netflix because it's a good show to put on in the background and not actually pay any attention to
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Joey has the herp when the show begins. Q: assuming herpes is passed from friend to friend with every kiss, at the end of the show, how many friends have it? Bonus if you trace the infection path.
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Mar 29, 2017 16:54
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sassassin posted:Which one? The attractive one
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FRIENDS is set up almost exactly like seinfeld except it doesnt attempt anything but the most milquetoast of sitcom motions. i know seinfeld is technically about nothing but thats the core of it's subversion. theres a mutual understanding between the viewers and creators about what the show is about. in friends though this relationship is nonexistent, the show is a by-the-numbers sitcom using the sensibilities of network television circa 2002. most of the characters are straight up narcissists who if they were your actual friends you would loving hate them. it follows the basic sitcom setup of "i want thing. i am going to screw my friends over for thing. oh no the nature of thing is not what i thought, and i also screwed over friend!! what am i going to do? i am going to double-down and make the situation worse" except this is not the core joke, like seinfeld, its just a necessity of the serial television medium the lovely thing with friends though is that even tho its just another sitcom thats passively pouring someone else's value system straight into your skull its flashy production values and insane popularity pretends that it has some measure of relatability and emotional depth to it when its literally just Full House
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FRIENDS might have done more damage to society than anyone can possibly imagine the people i know that are FRIENDS fans are all insanely bad at interpersonal relationships because they do things purely through a sense of 'what they are supposed to do' like their entire personality complex is dictated by what society deems acceptable. i guess you could call them sheeple but i dont care about flouride in drinking water im just talking about the way they act in response to stimuli - they respond with behaviors learned from watching other people except they have not learned those behaviors from real people they have learned them from television. i mean thats like core human nature if you aren't autistic but the subtle difference is that the people on a television screen are not actually people - they are actors playing fictional characters FRIENDS fans are like, hosed up broken people
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a misanthrope posted:everyone thinks they're chandler but they're probably ross ross is probably the worst person in the entire show. i think he's supposed to be the protagonist that people relate to but like no aspect of the show's drama is relateable and the characters all act in incredibly emotionally neglectful and straight up abusive ways
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nigga crab pollock posted:FRIENDS is set up almost exactly like seinfeld except it doesnt attempt anything but the most milquetoast of sitcom motions. i know seinfeld is technically about nothing but thats the core of it's subversion. theres a mutual understanding between the viewers and creators about what the show is about. in friends though this relationship is nonexistent, the show is a by-the-numbers sitcom using the sensibilities of network television circa 2002. nigga crab pollock posted:FRIENDS might have done more damage to society than anyone can possibly imagine So its basically an unfunny version of Its Always Sunny, and the fan base doesn't understand that they shouldn't be emulating the cast? I could never stand to sit through more than five minutes of Friends, so I never had a good understanding of the characters and/or plot. There was just something there that I immediately found off putting.
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Rachel has the best set of tits (Chandler comes in second).
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Manic Mailman posted:Rachel has the best set of tits (Chandler comes in second). 
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nigga crab pollock posted:FRIENDS is set up almost exactly like seinfeld except it doesnt attempt anything but the most milquetoast of sitcom motions. i know seinfeld is technically about nothing but thats the core of it's subversion. theres a mutual understanding between the viewers and creators about what the show is about. in friends though this relationship is nonexistent, the show is a by-the-numbers sitcom using the sensibilities of network television circa 2002. which is worse, friends or big bang theory
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A friend of a friend plays Friends dvds from start to finish and then starts the cycle over again. Their apartment is so heavily infested with fleas that their poor cat jumps from furniture to furniture instead of touching the ground. This is what I imagine hell to be like
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sassassin posted:Monica was always the hot one, idiot. Also this x 1000: big nipples big life posted:I think it was good that the producers kept the studio cold af so Jennifer Aniston always had her headlights on.
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I love when goons get triggered by popular media, and furthermore
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Where's that one goon who makes up poo poo about non-existent FRIENDS video games?
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nigga crab pollock posted:FRIENDS might have done more damage to society than anyone can possibly imagine yeah white ppl suck
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Friends is the best sitcom. It gets bad in the later seasons but before then it's pretty good. The characters are likable even though they're mostly idiots. Ross is the most cryngeworthy person on television but that's why he's good. He could give Larry David a run for his money. I can't remember a sitcom where the characters aren't fuckups to some extent so that's not really valid criticism of the show. It's dumb when you apply any real world logic to it but that's the point. I have no idea how anybody could take the show at face value.
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WatermelonGun posted:Where's that one goon who makes up poo poo about non-existent FRIENDS video games? Think you're talking about F*R*I*E*N*D*S: True Friends and it is a triumph of Real Time Video gaming sir. And usually that stuff stays in Games.
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A man threw away Ross's sandwich and you just don't do that.
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I'm gonna put on some F*R*I*E*N*D*s in honor of this thread  thanks thread
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List of minorities in a show taking place in New York Black divorce lawyer dude Black chick that dates Ross and Joey Spanish guy Rachel fucks Spanish guy Monica fucks Asian chick Ross fucks
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oldpainless posted:List of minorities in a show taking place in New York Yeah, they're in Manhattan.
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Really want to watch the rachael and chandler windows 95 video one day, but theres too much gay porn to watch first
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oldpainless posted:List of minorities in a show taking place in New York https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUc0vbSlanM
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oldpainless posted:List of minorities in a show taking place in New York Jews are a minori- Solice Kirsk posted:Yeah, they're in Manhattan. Welp
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Nobody likes you, Ross.
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The Dennis System posted:Ross is annoying. Ross is the worst by far
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what was F.R.I.E.N.D.S supposed to be an acronym for?
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Harald posted:what was F.R.I.E.N.D.S supposed to be an acronym for? F eebee R achel monIca joEy guNther chanDler rosS
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The only people that mattered on that show was Gunther and Aisha Tyler.
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Harald posted:what was F.R.I.E.N.D.S supposed to be an acronym for? For real idiot, everyone needs dick sometime. 
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Captain Jesus posted:
It's not that it makes no sense, its that all their problems are so hilariously trivial that they look like insufferable upper-middle class NYCers guys, i'm mad that theres too much sex in my open relationship!
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I'm not sure exactly why Phoebe was one of the Friends. 4 of them were upper middle class, one of working class and Phoebe was some homeless criminal masseuse who also had psychic powers or something. Anyway Rachel had hard nipples almost all the time.
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