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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Bennett's ensemble in Commando made Rob Halford go LOLWUT

Pushbroom stache
Leather pants
Choke chain dog collar
Mesh vest that looks like chainmail I mean I don't even
I DON'T NEED THE GIRL RAAAAAAGH
Bigass belt over the top of all that around his gut because why not

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Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

sean10mm posted:

Bennett's ensemble in Commando made Rob Halford go LOLWUT

Pushbroom stache
Leather pants
Choke chain dog collar
Mesh vest that looks like chainmail I mean I don't even
I DON'T NEED THE GIRL RAAAAAAGH
Bigass belt over the top of all that around his gut because why not

I saw a dude dressed like this at a metal concert except he was in probably in his 60s and had a white ponytail

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GonSmithe posted:

Nightmare on Elm Street 2, no contest.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Philadelphia

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Homosexual Blowjob 2.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

The OP's home movies

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


net cafe scandal posted:

Homosexual Blowjob 2.

Yes much gayer than 1, 3 and 4

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Gayface.



net cafe scandal posted:

Homosexual Blowjob 2.

Documentary.


Plutonis posted:

The OP's home movies

Documentary.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

The Road Warrior

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

The Road Warrior

Happy Hippo
Aug 8, 2004

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

The Road Warrior

Just rewatched it for the first time since the 80s and yeah, Wex is super bummed when his lil twink gets killed :(

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe
No Retreat No Surrender

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPLTBtWH4GQ

Historical Wizards
Jul 3, 2016


Ben Hur
I remember feeling that Heston and his Roman pal were lovers, what with the spear throwing and all

Historical Wizards fucked around with this message at 19:47 on May 1, 2017

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Ben Hurr

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Probably rosancrantz and guildernstan are dead

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Top gun, duh

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

I watched Bad Education (2004) with my mum when I was 13. I wanted to improve my Spanish but neither of us knew that it was the gayest film ever

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Octy posted:

I watched Bad Education (2004) with my mum when I was 13. I wanted to improve my Spanish but neither of us knew that it was the gayest film ever

Bad Education is awesome and delightfully gay. Colours in it are quite striking, too.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Batman and Robin

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Starshark posted:

Bad Education is awesome and delightfully gay. Colours in it are quite striking, too.

Yeah I think the film is what made me realise I wanted to have sex with other men and be delightfully gay

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
The Wykyd Sceptre Party Tape

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Batman and Robin

I kind of disagree. On paper it's perfect camp, but in reality it's too joyless to qualify, even with the pvc wrapped man asses and codpieces and such. It's pushing rope IMO.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Red River

Chill Penguin
Jan 10, 2004

you know korky buchek?
did anybody say Stallone "Cobra" yet?

Artsygrrl
Apr 24, 2007


I'm just here.

Grimey Drawer
Would these movies count?
  • La Cage aux Folles (1978) - rented on VHS from the library when I was a kid, and fell in love.
  • Victor/Victoria (1982) - got to see this in the theaters when it came out. :v:
  • The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994) - great cast!
Has anyone seen Moonlight (2016)? I missed it when it was out in the theaters.

And Top Gun wins for all of that sweaty beach volleyball.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Demolition man. What do I even do with the shells? Right.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Artsygrrl posted:

Would these movies count?
  • La Cage aux Folles (1978) - rented on VHS from the library when I was a kid, and fell in love.
  • Victor/Victoria (1982) - got to see this in the theaters when it came out. :v:
  • The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994) - great cast!
Has anyone seen Moonlight (2016)? I missed it when it was out in the theaters.

And Top Gun wins for all of that sweaty beach volleyball.

my friend met the guy that owns the priscilla bus now and he canps in it

Artsygrrl
Apr 24, 2007


I'm just here.

Grimey Drawer
:swoon: Seriously, that is a rad bus.

HP Hovercraft
Jan 1, 2006

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Cruising hasn't been mentioned yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR7y7g8h1y4

Lordshmee
Nov 23, 2007

I hate you, Milkman Dan
Sorry it's Dick: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kur5Inh7Keg

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


I believe the answer you're looking for is In & Out, but I will leave it to you to determine "Gayest" in homosexual content versus "Gayest" in awful content.

No I won't; it's a bad movie for bads.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Frozen

Happy Hippo posted:

Just rewatched it for the first time since the 80s and yeah, Wex is super bummed when his lil twink gets killed :(

Iirc that's the same guy from Commando

got any sevens fucked around with this message at 17:00 on May 25, 2017

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

Maybe not the gayest, but the most deeply closeted movie I've ever sat through has to be London Has Fallen.

Also a terrible movie on every level, don't watch it.

Setset
Apr 14, 2012
Grimey Drawer
Bruno

nsfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZgT1AkGnKQ

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TomViolence posted:

Maybe not the gayest, but the most deeply closeted movie I've ever sat through has to be London Has Fallen.

Also a terrible movie on every level, don't watch it.

More closeted than A Nightmare on Elm Street 2?

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Alan Bates and Oliver Reed's awkward naked wrestling scene in Women In Love.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

GonSmithe posted:

Nightmare on Elm Street 2, no contest.

tom bob-ombadil
Jan 1, 2012
Road to El Dorado

Elton John sang the soundtrack and I feel that makes this movie gayer than The Birdcage.

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nah
Mar 16, 2009

Plutonis posted:

The OP's home movies

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