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thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Mr. Showtime posted:



Anyway, the tl;dr of the Tornado stuff was that low-level flight was dangerous and that aircraft designed to fly at low altitude were not as survivable as hoped. A-10s, for example, got chewed the gently caress up by Republican Guard AAA and were given a hard floor of 10,000 feet afterwards. The Brits lost six Tornadoes in combat and three in non-combat accidents (totaling 15% of the 60 Tornadoes they committed):

  • one was hit by a SAM after egressing from a low-level attack on Ruma airfield
  • one CFIT when egressing from a low-level attack on Shaibah airbase
  • one was hit by a SAM when climbing to begin a pop-up attack on an airbase in southwest Iraq
  • one was lost to unknown causes during a low-level attack on an air defense site at Ar Rutbah (it may have been shot down by an Iraqi MiG-29)
  • one was destroyed by a 1,000lb bomb that detonated prematurely after being released from the aircraft
  • and one was shot down by SAMs while dropping LGBs at medium altitude

I'll note that the Buccaneers used in similar roles didn't take any casualties :smuggo:

Unfortunately there are only 4 airworthy examples today so probably not a viable choice for future mercs.

Also I'd like to go on the pilot roster for whatever, callsign "Drop-Bear"

edit: fuuuck, I skipped past all those posts about the Bucc and now I feel stupider than ususal

thatbastardken fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Apr 23, 2017

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thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Quinntan posted:

Four airworthy, but how hard can it be to bring an aircraft that is in taxi-worthy condition to flight-worthy condition?

Well, with tens of millions of dollars and a casual disregard for "crew safety" and "government" "regulations", not that hard at all.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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do they make a gunship version of the Spartan yet? that's a cute lil plane.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Please, cocaine is for swanky types who actually finished basic training.

Only the finest cheapest crystal meth for our boys!

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Supporting Operation Black Diamond, but you've got two elements named Frogger Flight which should probably be cleared up.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Ikasuhito posted:

OKUSTUDENT is really determined to get that advice isn't he?

the original question was "should I put all my student loan money into funding a mercenary force to establish a libertarian state in Angola"

the rest of the thread is Free State political and military secrets

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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I already voted for Black Diamond but I'm just confirming it.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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NewMars posted:







So again, a big con-gra-du-lations to everyone! And if you ever need a prescription no-questions-asked, well, you know where to find me.

Actually we have no idea where to find you, on account of the whole 'witness protection' thing.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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gdi I was at an air museum with an RAAF F-111 a couple months ago, and it was the only thing I didn't take pictures of for some reason.



thatbastardken fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Apr 30, 2017

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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it can carry bombs and it becomes outmoded as a fighter?

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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power crystals posted:



What happened to its 4th pylon :pwn:

probably stolen by ground crew, as australians are all criminals

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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thank you yooper for streaming a bad-rear end game

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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the most dangerous PMC of all: the People's Military of China

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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on the other hand, mercenaries aren't famous for good long-term thinking when there's money to be made.

:capitalism:

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Lend/Lease the ground assets to Hoff - he can pay us back if he wins.

Take the defectors

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Bombing the port is a bad idea - the world will get pissy if we interrupt the lithium supply.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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fly without rhythm and you won't attract the SAM

might stall though

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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^^^^ I like this line of thinking. We're mercenaries, not the Kwisatz Haderach, and loving with the export infrastructure will get us a sharp reminder of that.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Gamerofthegame posted:

You're literally paid soldiers, stop spouting the moral high ground.

uh I think you'll find Hayered-Gunes are paid pilots, not soldiers

and yeah it's not about morality so much as it is marketing

no such thing as ethical close air support under capitalism

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Golgotha

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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hire the australian, he sounds legit.

also are the kafirs getting goon pilots?

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Don't really mind the specifics, but the boat busting mission should be code-named gently caress Lloyds.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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yeah if PR doesn't matter for mercenaries why does Blackwater Xe Academi keep re-branding every time they got caught doing war crimes?

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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I like f-18s and f16s, it might be nice to by American for a change

Also dead pilots should go to the bottom of the queue and change their callsign

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Dandywalken posted:

Lockheed Martin parachute account detected.

impossible, a lockmart parachute account would strangle and autoban the poster

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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the BLFM CAS package is my preference - the A-10 might be a little vulnerable but it's better than the SK60s, and those f16s and drones look mighty tasty. I don't like the boat much, and the euro fighter package upgrades existing fighters which leaves people further down the roster waiting longer.

thatbastardken fucked around with this message at 04:37 on May 23, 2017

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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glynnenstein posted:

the boat will definitely be used to add depth!

yeah when it sinks

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Crazycryodude posted:

Losing is fun

tell that to 42 dead pixel sailors

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Agean90 posted:

look at mister white star line here, wanting to cut back on life boats.

don't need life boats if you don't have boats

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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1. BFLM Attack
2. Ivanov Fighter
3. K&P Fighter

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Huh, a Tornado. Not bad.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Set a bearing for the Bering Strait, I didn't get assigned to a strike plane with anti-ship munitions to not use them. And sell the old planes.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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power crystals posted:

Oh and this points out that the Iowas are in the modern DB. Team Boat, you know what you must do.

have a turret explode due to age and poor maintenance and blame it on 'the gays'?

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Natives, because the world is going shadowrun and that needs inexplicably powerful native american nations as much as it needs corporate skulduggery

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Fukin' oath I'm voting for Cobbie, you galahs!

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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quote:

Dropbear let loose a string of profanity as her bulky gloves caused her to fumble the screwdriver she was using to tighten the case of the altimeter in her nav station. Whatever Saudi princeling had been flying her and Slightly Mad's Tornado before them had probably never taken it above 10,000 feet, and sure as hell had never flown it in conditions like those at Provd Base, where the cold made instruments stick and fluids freeze up. As a Queenslander she was used to feeling the cold away from home, but this place was literally lethal for the unprotected. The Hayerd-Gunes maintenance crews didn't like her tinkering, but seeing as they were all huddling around a heater in their quarters she figured they could go gently caress themselves. About the only good thing about the gig with Mitsuhashi so far was that the money kept coming on time - the quarters, the food and the attitude they gave their contractors were all basically an insult. She briefly considered what her grandfather would have thought about her going to work for 'the loving Japs' but considering the old bastard had never been closer to Japan than the northern suburbs of Brisbane before driving into oncoming traffic while drunk she decided he could go spin in his grave. She swore again as her parka snagged on an exposed screw. This was shaping up to be a long deployment

slightlymad, we need nose art. I suggest a bloody-mouthed koala in a straitjacket

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thatbastardken fucked around with this message at 10:43 on May 27, 2017

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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SlightlyMad posted:



How's that, dropbear? A quick job but I am no artist.

Noice.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Currently preferring Half-rear end, although leaving the Mamba alive is scary I don't like the reports from simulation about engaging it. Let's just run this mission by the numbers and give a good first impression to the new bosses.

Also I looked up the Iris-T and that is a cool loving missile.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Half-rear end
Haiku
Frostbite

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thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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:unsmigghh:

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