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HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Neutrality Assured PMC, Klaus and Petersen. I'm less familiar with their munitions so it'll be fun seeing that compared to the usual US and Russian kits.

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HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Oh, if we can take individual callsigns I'll go for callsign Stool Pigeon.

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Eco-terrorism boyeees.

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Stool Pigeon-1, willing to attempt a gun run on the bridge in order to save costs. Also happy to use the cheaper IRIS missiles.

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


ManifunkDestiny posted:

Yikes, making a profit on this mission is gonna be tight, given the air to air missile choices

This is why I think we should at most put up three Gripens in the air, or if we do put them all out we keep the others on hold fire. We need to minimize costs, which means we cannot commit too much to this mission.

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


ManifunkDestiny posted:

$11k an hour for local sensor superiority seems worth it. I'd like to put an escort or two on it as well.

We aren't made of money, and do you doubt the ability of our pilots? I disagree with this plan and recommend a doctrine of limited force. A single Gripen should be enough to take out the bridge, and two should be enough to cover the cargo planes.

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


nothing to seehere posted:

We are being paid 6 million for this, and have 100 million. Each flight hour is 0.18% of our takings for the mission. Given that, the extra sensor range granted by the CWACS is worth the cost.

Do you even profit margins, fool? Our fighter pilots can attain great synergies through radar strategies and I feel you have a narrow grasp on business sense and entrepreneurial qualities in order to guide our limited liability corporation forward. Plus if we deploy all of our assets we open ourselves to a great deal more risk factors that may lead to our imminent liquidation.

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Boats can fire cruise missiles. Cruise missiles are the loving best.

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


you people do not know how to cut corners

Stool Pigeon 1 will engage guns only unless absolutely vital to save money. Be the change you want to see.

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


You know, you raise an excellent point. But do we want to have this reputation? I propose that we vote on whether or not we are as a group, a budget, affordable mid-market or luxury brand of PMC to help guide our overall strategy. This will help us direct spending, mission selection choices and room for error.

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


I too volunteer to be bridge strike crew on Plan Bacarudda. However I also recommend our rules of engagement prevent us from firing without full positive visual ID, no BVR poo poo here.

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


I knew that. I was testing you.

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Yooper posted:

HerpicleOmnicron5, our own Stool Pigeon is doing a live-time 24 hour CMANO stream. No time compression.

https://www.twitch.tv/herpicleomnicron5

Thanks for the shoutout, but don't be expecting any action for the next six hours!

also buy the freaking phantoms they are great what is wrong with you people

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Guys, we voted on the appearance we wanted to have, and that was high performance, high budget. Do Frogfoots, old russian piles of junk, scream high budget? Phantoms are American, speedy and powerful strike planes. I vote full phantom.

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HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


They're about as old junk as a Cadillac. Classic Americana will always impress clients.

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