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it's my style, my decision who I allow to jack it

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(picture of angry coiled snake on yellow background)

DON'T JACK MY STYLE

(the snake is wearing shutter shades)

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TSA Agent: Did you pack your own style?

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Me: (showing my poker hand) I have a style, 10 high. Beat that.

My opponent: (sly grin)

Me: No...it can't be...

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


*Puts style on jacks*

Yep, looks like you need a new style. See here? the look is all wrong, and that sound is no longer phat

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless
*doctor solomnly takes offs glasses*

I'm sorry but you're out of style.

cda

by Hand Knit
I helped my uncle Jack off a style

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I started writing my name on my style when I put it in the break room fridge, not that it makes much of a difference, Hank from accounting.

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
I lost my style, but I was able to use the "find my style" feature to find it again.

Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless
For sale: one style. Kind of old fashioned but sure to be retro soon.

FutonForensic

i'm the president. the style is stable. everything is good.

"mr. president, you need to look at pinterest"

i open Chrome which has Pinterest set as my home page. one by one i see my style pins blink out of existence. this isn't happening. they told me nightmares only existed in dreams


Twenty Four


My style is in the dryer right now, and I don't want to jack anyones, but maybe if I could just borrow some style untill mine dries out?

Darkman Fanpage
for those without style you are welcome to jack a style from the "style pile", a great big pile of styles in need of jacking

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Stylejacking. It's the hip new trend among millennials, and thanks to the internet it's making its way into suburban neighborhoods. But is it safe? Or is it putting your children...at risk? Find out, tonight at 11.

Macnult

Jack: "My style!"

FactsAreUseless

and start jacking me off. Thank you and god bless America.

vanisher

this generation is all about hacking styles nowadays. Gotta change those passwords



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Piso Mojado

i jacked styles all the time in highschool. i was very popular

ScrubLeague

While I'm around there won't be a single unjacked style in the place

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Piso Mojado

your style's about to be j-job'd, bro

Piso Mojado

style jackers? pfff. I got somthing they can jack right here. *recaches down into pants and and pulls out this months copy of GQ*

vanisher

"Looking stylish. Did you jack it?"

"You better believe it"



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

google THIS posted:

I started writing my name on my style when I put it in the break room fridge, not that it makes much of a difference, Hank from accounting.

Josh from IT joshed my style. So i put a jack off on him

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
That one time my friend jacked off in the same exact way I do.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


"well, officer, first he took off his pants and then he jacked it."

Twenty Four


I would appreciate it if you would style my jack. I want it to look really cool while I am raising and lowering cars and trucks.

girl dick energy

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
im not gonna jack your style dude i told you i only like it as a friend

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


While shopping at the style store, sees the following product: "Unbelievable, this style is not jacked!"

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Fuck My Ass
I really like jacking dudes off. does that count as my style




Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

cda

by Hand Knit

gently caress My rear end posted:

I really like jacking dudes off. does that count as my style

No it doesn't. You jacked that style from your mom.

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by FactsAreUseless
Warning signs of jacking style

Unexplained, confusing change in style and/or 'tude.

Sudden mood changes: Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school.

Periods of unusual fashion or volcabulary.

Lack of originality; inability to create, appears to just google "signs my kids are on drugs" and change a few words in an attempt to be funny.

Appears hipster, punk, goth, or gangsta, with no apparent reason.

cda

by Hand Knit
I'm going to stylejack a 747 and fly it into a Hot Topic.

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I'm so 2008 you're so two thousand-late.

:jerry:

Fuck My Ass
really in the mood to jack some dicks




Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Appears hipster, punk, goth, or gangsta, with no apparent reason.
lol "or"

jack every style at once

FutonForensic

there was no mistaking it--my style was cramped. tearfully, i took my 12 gauge off the wall and started loading it. the triple crown would always be a distant dream


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Jacking is just the gateway. Before you know it you're cramping, then pimping styles just to get a buzz. The final stage, styling styles, is too horrific to describe.

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

google THIS posted:

Jacking is just the gateway. Before you know it you're cramping, then pimping styles just to get a buzz. The final stage, styling styles, is too horrific to describe.

have you considered that perhaps u just mad they stylin on ya ?

SHY NUDIST GRRL

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Just make your style having no style, but ironically. They can't jack what isn't there

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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Just make your style having no style, but ironically. They can't jack what isn't there

i want to take this chance to ask you out on a posting date. if thats cool with you.




Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

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