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1. close your eyes and slowly count to 10 2. pet a dog or cat 3. Breathe into a paper lunch bag 4. meditate 5. vicadin 6. walk backwards in a tight circle with your arms outstreched repeating "I'm not mad" 7. float on your back in your infinity pool 8. buy yourself something fun on Amazon 9. slap your own face 10. open your browser
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take off your shoes and socks and make fists with your toes on the carpet
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 17:46 |
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Just shoot a bunch of heroin.
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 17:46 |
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1. Stop being a piece of poo poo. 2. Stop being opinionated, kill your political polarity, murder your inner liberal. 3. Walk into a jet engine
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 17:48 |
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I take 30 deep breathes and hold it until 3 minutes or I piss out
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 17:48 |
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smoke a weed
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 17:49 |
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Xanax
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 17:50 |
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I Jerk off
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 17:49 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 17:52 |
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Man, haruki murakami's books are getting really weird nowadays
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 17:54 |
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Ask a friend to help by screaming "CALM DOWN" at you.
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 17:58 |
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Open your zipper.
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 17:59 |
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I HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I FEEL LIKE I AM GOING DO DIE / BUT I CHICKEN OUT EVERY loving TIME
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 17:59 |
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I turn my monitor on
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 18:04 |
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Go to the ER because you think its a heart attck.
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 18:03 |
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GRARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH AAAAARRRR GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRRRNRNNNNNAMMIT
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 18:33 |
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cozy up with a cup of hot chocolate and watch a french psycological thiller movie about rape
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 18:33 |
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Enfield posted:cozy up with a cup of hot chocolate and watch a french psycological thiller movie about rape sounds like you know how to party
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 18:36 |
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Give your penis a good sounding.
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 18:36 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:Ask a friend to help by screaming "CALM DOWN" at you. sometimes this is neccesary
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 18:40 |
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R-Type posted:1. Stop being a piece of poo poo. trump is PRESIDENCT?????????? AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRGGGGGG
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 18:42 |
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trump has done a bigotry, it was highly audacious, and i am now outraged
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 18:44 |
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Nice meltdown, OP.
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Secular Humanist posted:trump has done a bigotry, it was highly audacious, and i am now outraged do you feel as if you have been grabbed by the pussy?
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 18:44 |
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Ice Blue Mink posted:Nice meltdown, OP.
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 18:45 |
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Masturbate furiously.
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 18:45 |
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click out of QCS
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 18:47 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Masturbate furiously. YOU MEN ONLY WORSHOP YOUR DICKS I CANT CONTROL MY CAPS LOCK IM SO MADDD
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 18:47 |
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i go to QCS seeing people more miserable than myself really puts things into perspective.
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 18:47 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:I Jerk off
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 18:49 |
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 *hyperventilates into paper bag* *opens browser*
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 18:50 |
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JiveHonky posted:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
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JiveHonky posted:YOU MEN ONLY WORSHOP YOUR DICKS I CANT CONTROL MY CAPS LOCK IM SO MADDD Men are the worst
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 18:55 |
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JiveHonky posted:6. walk backwards in a tight circle with your arms outstreched repeating "I'm not mad" I keep picturing this and laughing. Taking a walk can be nice, as well as deep breathing with a relaxed jaw. Or: VendaGoat posted:Xanax
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 19:26 |
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mods please sticky this thread thanks.
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 19:30 |
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JiveHonky posted:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 op is clearly a huffer. INTERVENTION TIME!
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 19:32 |
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i just try to remember that nothing really matters ultimately and we're just a speck of dust on another speck of dust floating through the universe
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 19:36 |
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Moridin920 posted:i just try to remember that nothing really matters ultimately and we're just a speck of dust on another speck of dust floating through the universe you literally never have done this and never will but im glad you're in this thread now.
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 19:36 |
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when nothing matters everything is given perfect significance in regards to the present, and in fact the actions you do are infinitely perpetuated by the people around and after you.
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# ? Mar 29, 2017 19:37 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:you literally never have done this and never will but im glad you're in this thread now. lol also trye i like you moridin but you get worked up something fierce. its fun.
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