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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
1. close your eyes and slowly count to 10
2. pet a dog or cat
3. Breathe into a paper lunch bag
4. meditate
5. vicadin
6. walk backwards in a tight circle with your arms outstreched repeating "I'm not mad"
7. float on your back in your infinity pool
8. buy yourself something fun on Amazon
9. slap your own face
10. open your browser

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welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
take off your shoes and socks and make fists with your toes on the carpet

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Just shoot a bunch of heroin.

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
1. Stop being a piece of poo poo.

2. Stop being opinionated, kill your political polarity, murder your inner liberal.

3. Walk into a jet engine

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I take 30 deep breathes and hold it until 3 minutes or I piss out

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
smoke a weed

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Xanax

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I Jerk off

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Man, haruki murakami's books are getting really weird nowadays

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Ask a friend to help by screaming "CALM DOWN" at you.

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
Open your zipper.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I FEEL LIKE I AM GOING DO DIE / BUT I CHICKEN OUT EVERY loving TIME

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
I turn my monitor on

FreddyJackieTurner
May 15, 2008

Go to the ER because you think its a heart attck.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
GRARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH AAAAARRRR GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRRRNRNNNNNAMMIT

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
cozy up with a cup of hot chocolate and watch a french psycological thiller movie about rape

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Enfield posted:

cozy up with a cup of hot chocolate and watch a french psycological thiller movie about rape

sounds like you know how to party

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Give your penis a good sounding.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dave_Indeed posted:

Ask a friend to help by screaming "CALM DOWN" at you.

sometimes this is neccesary

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

R-Type posted:

1. Stop being a piece of poo poo.

2. Stop being opinionated, kill your political polarity, murder your inner liberal.

3. Walk into a jet engine

trump is PRESIDENCT?????????? AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHRRRGGGGGG

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
trump has done a bigotry, it was highly audacious, and i am now outraged

Ice Blue Mink
Mar 21, 2017

by zen death robot
Nice meltdown, OP.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Secular Humanist posted:

trump has done a bigotry, it was highly audacious, and i am now outraged

do you feel as if you have been grabbed by the pussy?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Ice Blue Mink posted:

Nice meltdown, OP.

:argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh:

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Masturbate furiously.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

click out of QCS

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Masturbate furiously.

YOU MEN ONLY WORSHOP YOUR DICKS I CANT CONTROL MY CAPS LOCK IM SO MADDD
:argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i go to QCS seeing people more miserable than myself really puts things into perspective.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
1 2 3 4 5 6 :argh: 7 8 9 10

*hyperventilates into paper bag*

*opens browser*

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

JiveHonky posted:

1 2 3 4 5 6 :argh: 7 8 9 10

*hyperventilates into paper bag*

*opens browser*

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

JiveHonky posted:

YOU MEN ONLY WORSHOP YOUR DICKS I CANT CONTROL MY CAPS LOCK IM SO MADDD
:argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh:

Men are the worst

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

JiveHonky posted:

6. walk backwards in a tight circle with your arms outstreched repeating "I'm not mad"

I keep picturing this and laughing.

Taking a walk can be nice, as well as deep breathing with a relaxed jaw. Or:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

mods please sticky this thread thanks.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

JiveHonky posted:

1 2 3 4 5 6 :argh: 7 8 9 10

*hyperventilates into paper bag*

*opens browser*

op is clearly a huffer.

INTERVENTION TIME!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i just try to remember that nothing really matters ultimately and we're just a speck of dust on another speck of dust floating through the universe

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Moridin920 posted:

i just try to remember that nothing really matters ultimately and we're just a speck of dust on another speck of dust floating through the universe

you literally never have done this and never will but im glad you're in this thread now.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
when nothing matters everything is given perfect significance in regards to the present, and in fact the actions you do are infinitely perpetuated by the people around and after you.

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

you literally never have done this and never will but im glad you're in this thread now.

lol also trye i like you moridin but you get worked up something fierce. its fun.

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