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chill? can't why? noice 
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I chant calm down to myself but ever since I saw that one Whitest loving whatever skit with a nigga abe Linclon interrupting the play I do it in that cadence.
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Mar 29, 2017 23:10
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the only way i can calm down these days is if i draw a face on a pumkin, turn it around, then draw a butt on the backside. i am finally peace
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Mar 29, 2017 23:10
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Gonna get so spliced offa that
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Mar 29, 2017 23:11
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in the immortal words of coach "dunk a dill pickle, reald-o" once you understand how to do that you'll have achieved inner peace
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Mar 29, 2017 23:11
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I find my sense of calm by achieving perfect anger. 
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Mar 29, 2017 23:13
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you could try posting in byob but you'll just wind up angry in a different direction
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Mar 29, 2017 23:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFbS_tk7CFY
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Mar 29, 2017 23:14
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the fgner prints dont match biatch
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Mar 29, 2017 23:49
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Anyone want to go to the community pool and take some lessons on drowning? Serious inquiries only plz
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Mar 29, 2017 23:57
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Anyone want to go to the community pool and take some lessons on drowning? dont wory boo ill hold u down
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Mar 29, 2017 23:57
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"I have a friend" today's journal entry
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Mar 29, 2017 23:59
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Hydromorphone
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Mar 30, 2017 01:29
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A binger and a dinger
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Mar 30, 2017 01:30
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Anyone want to go to the community pool and take some lessons on drowning? I heard drowning is a pretty chill way to die. not like being mauled by an animal or stabbing oneself in the throat.
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Mar 30, 2017 01:34
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uber_stoat posted:I heard drowning is a pretty chill way to die. not like being mauled by an animal or stabbing oneself in the throat. there must be at least 30 seconds of serious pants-making GBS threads panic in there which you could avoid by hanging or gas for the ultimate chill
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Mar 30, 2017 01:42
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hanging in the gallows probably isn't bad if your neck snaps, strangling looks less fun since i watched that video of that kid hanging himself on his doorknob
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Mar 30, 2017 02:08
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am i ugly posted:there must be at least 30 seconds of serious pants-making GBS threads panic in there which you could avoid by hanging or gas for the ultimate chill I've been squeamish about hanging ever since I read a William Burroughs story that mentions how you automatically ejaculate when your neck breaks due to some hosed up nerve impulse. I mean I can clean out my rear end with an enema but they're still gonna find me with dirty underpants. it's unseemly. and putting together the stuff for a gas suicide kit takes too much effort. ultimately I think I am too lazy to kill myself, which is just as well I guess.
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Mar 30, 2017 02:10
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Eat 20 mg clonazepam, wash down with white russian
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Mar 30, 2017 02:12
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Nothing wrong with having an exit plan.
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Mar 30, 2017 02:12
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Stephen K. Bannon posted:Nothing wrong with having an exit plan. Lol that's my start the day plan
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Mar 30, 2017 02:13
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Lol that's my start the day plan
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Mar 30, 2017 02:23
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Waterboarding myself always calms me down afterwards. the fear of death also puts your life choices in perspective
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Mar 30, 2017 02:33
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uber_stoat posted:I've been squeamish about hanging ever since I read a William Burroughs story that mentions how you automatically ejaculate when your neck breaks due to some hosed up nerve impulse. I mean I can clean out my rear end with an enema but they're still gonna find me with dirty underpants. it's unseemly. Whoa
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Mar 30, 2017 03:26
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uber_stoat posted:I've been squeamish about hanging ever since I read a William Burroughs story that mentions how you automatically ejaculate when your neck breaks due to some hosed up nerve impulse. I mean I can clean out my rear end with an enema but they're still gonna find me with dirty underpants. it's unseemly. There's a scene in either Dubliners or Ulysses, I forget which, where there is a hanging and all the ladies in the town can't help their instinct to rush the newly dead man and dab at the cum leaking through his pants with their hankies in a sort of hungry competition.
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Mar 30, 2017 03:43
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Eat 20 mg clonazepam, wash down with white russian that's a lot of clonazepam. i wonder if that would kill you (with the addition of alcohol). it could probably. maybe it wouldnt. what am i a loving doctor of medicine
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Mar 30, 2017 03:45
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thathonkey posted:that's a lot of clonazepam. i wonder if that would kill you (with the addition of alcohol). it could probably. maybe it wouldnt. what am i a loving doctor of medicine Yeah it's been like five years since I've had a script for any benzo and I'm probably multiplying the does by a power of 10, but on the other hand they don't work well on me me at all so I could probably take that much and still post about logical inconsistencies in Star Trek: enterprise
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Mar 30, 2017 03:52
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i dunno i think it's kinda hard to OD on benzos alone maybe but if you start mixing them with other downers you can definitely gently caress yourself real hard real fast unless your goal is to die
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Mar 30, 2017 03:53
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thathonkey posted:i dunno i think it's kinda hard to OD on benzos alone maybe but if you start mixing them with other downers you can definitely gently caress yourself real hard real fast unless your goal is to die Jesus Christ, googling this yields plenty of folks who should be recruited for TCC: quote:Having said that, SWIM has mixed 150mg diazepam, 35mg bromazepam, 2mg alprazolam, 4 grams of phenibut, and (unknown amount) alcohol and just nodded the gently caress off (felt like taking a bunch of opiates) for around 8 hours and was high for probably 16 hours more...in retrospect this was extremely stupid, and while it wasn't a suicide attempt, it speaks volumes about the mindset SWIM was in at the time (SWIM is a self-diagnosed manic depressive).
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Mar 30, 2017 03:57
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ah crap you found my erowid account ?
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Mar 30, 2017 04:00
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Sheep-Goats posted:There's a scene in either Dubliners or Ulysses, I forget which, where there is a hanging and all the ladies in the town can't help their instinct to rush the newly dead man and dab at the cum leaking through his pants with their hankies in a sort of hungry competition. Ulysses
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Mar 30, 2017 04:01
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Stephen K. Bannon posted:Ulysses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFbS_tk7CFY
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