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dsf: Jul 1, 2004

staberind posted:

He was born in the ash among the Velothi, anon Chimer, before the war with the northern men. Ayem came first to the village of the netchimen, and her shadow was that of Boethiah, who was the Prince of Plots, and things unknown and known would fold themselves around her until they were like stars or the messages of stars. Ayem took a netchiman's wife and said: "suck my dick you fuckman"

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Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

# ? Mar 30, 2017 02:37

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

KRUST
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Then Vivec left the capital of Veloth and wandered far into the ash. He found a span of badlands to practice his giant-form. He made of his feet a less dense material than the divine to keep from falling waist-deep into the earth. At this point the First Corner of the House of Troubles, the Prince Molag Bal, made his presence known.

Vivec looked on the King of Rape and said:

'How very beautiful you are, that you do not Bust the Krust.'

VVV Cheers Dad.

staberind fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Mar 30, 2017

# ? Mar 30, 2017 02:40

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

staberind posted:

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# ? Mar 30, 2017 02:40

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

lol @ like every post ITT

# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:13

Ice Blue Mink: Mar 21, 2017; by zen death robot

code:


 M O D S K N E W
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This is hard to do on the phone.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 03:18

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

In Krust we Trust

# ? Mar 30, 2017 04:02

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Cannot bust the krust in my heart check da AV

# ? Mar 30, 2017 04:03

Jedah: Sep 1, 2001; YOU CAN NOT BUST THE KRUST

# ? Mar 30, 2017 04:22

Jedah: Sep 1, 2001; YOU CAN NOT BUST THE KRUST

Murray Mantoinette posted:

# ? Mar 30, 2017 05:08

Ice Blue Mink: Mar 21, 2017; by zen death robot

Now that we've got a five star rating they have to goldmine the thread right?

# ? Mar 30, 2017 05:12

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

dsf posted:

He was born in the ash among the Velothi, anon Chimer, before the war with the northern men. Ayem came first to the village of the netchimen, and her shadow was that of Boethiah, who was the Prince of Plots, and things unknown and known would fold themselves around her until they were like stars or the messages of stars. Ayem took a netchiman's wife and said: "suck my dick you fuckman"

Suck my dick, you n'wah

# ? Mar 30, 2017 05:22

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Tiber Septim

Emperor, king of the nords, God-king, ninth divine, dragonborn, total fuckman

# ? Mar 30, 2017 05:31

1982 Subaru Brat: Feb 2, 2007; by Athanatos

staberind posted:

You had a disturbing dream. You can only recall one point. A fat figure with clown makeup led you among the dead as through a roadside BBQ. You heard many voices, but no lips moved. You strained to breathe, but your chest didn't move. The fat figure spoke with each sausage as he passed among them, laughing and joking, as if they were alive, but they made no reply. You tried to call for the mods, but with a burger stuck in your mouth, your tongue fluttered in vain.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 05:31

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

am i ugly posted:

This image, more than anything else I've seen, sums up the experience of GBS in 2017.

# ? Mar 30, 2017 05:32

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

You had a disturbing dream. You can only recall one point. A fat figure with clown makeup led you among the dead as through a roadside BBQ. You heard many voices, but no lips moved. You strained to breathe, but your chest didn't move. The fat figure spoke with each sausage as he passed among them, laughing and joking, as if they were alive, but they made no reply. You tried to call for the mods, but with a burger stuck in your mouth, your tongue fluttered in vain.

[You have contracted Porphyric Coulrophilia]

# ? Mar 30, 2017 05:33