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frig off krusty! gutful of greasy krusty burgers
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Stolen Valor?! Burgerpug, you cad!
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Mar 31, 2017 03:33
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May the power of Krust bless you all.
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Mar 31, 2017 03:43
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Chinatown posted:May the power of Krust bless you all. 
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The oil drum is like the limitations of the old order of posting being obliterated. It is vulgar, but in the way that says, we are vulgar because we rise.
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Ork of Fiction posted:The oil drum is like the limitations of the old order of posting being obliterated. It is vulgar, but in the way that says, we are vulgar because we rise. novus ordo krustorum
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Mar 31, 2017 04:31
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I tried to pick Krust as my forum name 8 years ago and it was already taken. gently caress that person. I'm the real Krust.
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Mar 31, 2017 04:37
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I'm glad we can all come together and agree: loving lol.
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Mar 31, 2017 04:52
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Who the hell would rate this thread anything but a five?
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Mar 31, 2017 04:53
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Ice Blue Mink posted:Who the hell would rate this thread anything but a five? mods
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mods please ban everyone who voted less than 5 tia
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I'm just gonna post ones I made personally.     
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Oh, and this one is one of my favorites. I think Iron Prince did it.
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Mar 31, 2017 06:17
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this one's great (they're all great)
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lmbo at mods trying to bust the krust by stickying all the insanely unfunny photoshop threads
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RideTheSpiral posted:lmbo at mods trying to bust the krust by stickying all the insanely unfunny photoshop threads what are you talking about that trump one is classic! imagine trump in all those situations, just makes me lol (laugh out loud)
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im mainly disappointed that there's not a "vote for your favourite goon musician" thread stickied anymore! im sure we all listened to those guys, classic gbs thread
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Mar 31, 2017 10:26
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am i ugly posted:what are you talking about that trump one is classic! imagine trump in all those situations, just makes me lol (laugh out loud) i voted 5 and empty quoted the whole thread
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Mar 31, 2017 10:29
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Meats of Rage
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Mar 31, 2017 10:55
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Intrinsic Field Marshal posted:posting in a future Comedy Goldmine Thread hopefully
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a misanthrope posted:they won't take us alive 
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Opening my window this morning, I was greeted by a warm spring breeze. I heard birds accompanying the rise of the sun with their song as I beheld the visible manifestation of the return of life in the green of new leaves and saplings and the whites of my blooming pussy willow. In the pussy, my wife and kids had hung painted eggs as a reminder of mankind's indominable and unquenchable belief that no matter how desolate and heart-breaking winter may be, life and joy will eternally vanquish darkness and desolation come spring. Think of me thusly, with mild sunshine shining on my face, the sounds and smells of spring elevating my mind and the coming of Easter filling me with hope, optimism and faith, and you can imagine my boundless joy and laughter as I happened to stumble upon this thread. Finally, I knew what it must have been like for the disciples to see their LOrd and saviour return to them after his cruel crucifixion and death. The previous suffering and desolation felt by them made the return, which must have seemed impossible even to the truly faithful, all the more wonderful and all his words and deeds were indeed amplified a thousandfold by this miracle. I think it is safe to say that without his death at the hands of humorless bigots and his subsequent rise from the realm of no return, he would never have inspired the global religion we know today. The return of Krusty in this thread is like an epiphany to me, and for the first time in my life, I feel like a door has opened inside of me. It is a doorway to my soul and my own spiritual side, which I had hitherto thought would forever be closed to my cold and cynical mind. I want to embrace you all, fellow Krustians, and send you this message: Even when the darkness will return (and let's face it, it sure as gently caress will, and the only question here is how and not if), the light will ultimately prevail. Though our texts and images may be burned and consigned to oblivion, and some or perhaps all of us will be martyred in this world, the Krust will forever remain true and hilarious here and in the worlds beyond. Just remember, even if, in our darkest hours, we may at times lose faith in the Krust, the Krust has never and will never lose his faith in us. Ibogaine fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Mar 31, 2017 |
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